Chapter 3

After that, I had the cab driver take me to a law firm. At the law firm, I explained the situation to a lawyer, Michael Rowen, and had him draft a divorce agreement. I wanted Harold to come out of this empty-handed. Michael finished drafting the agreement within minutes. While printing out the agreement, I made a special request to have the cover page labeled as a copyright transfer agreement instead. Once that was done, I returned to the amusement park with the divorce papers. I decided to find an opportunity to trick Harold into signing it. My phone rang upon arriving at the amusement park. There was a message from Harold that read, "Darling, it took me a while to find your gift. I'll be right back." What a joke! It took him two hours to find a gift? He was lying through his teeth! Soon, Harold rushed over. He pulled me into an embrace with a guilty look on his face. "I'm so sorry, darling. I'm late." He kept calling me "darling" affectionately, but the red lipstick stain on