Chapter 115

"I'm never gonna catch my breath!" I shouted, voice hoarse from so much yelling. "Say goodbye to those who knew me!" Maria replied in a shrill singing voice. "Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!" I tried to imitate the man's voice as closely as possible. "This guy's got 'em scared to death!" Maria's deep impression was so comical I almost missed the next line. "Hope he doesn't see right through me!" "Now I really wish that I knew how to SWIM!" With the last word, Maria twisted and fell backwards, landing flat on her back on the couch with a loud giggle. For my part, I continued to stand on the coffee table and point at the screen as Mulan was playing, trying my very best to make my voice imitations possible. "BE A MAN!" My gravelly impression caused Maria to burst into another round of hysterics. I was most definitely, indisputably, indubitably drunk. The two large, completel