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UrbanI'm the Smith family's adoptive son and a walking blood bank for Racquelle Smith, the heiress of the Smith family. She was born weak and has Rh-negative blood. I share her blood type, so her parents find me and use a contract to bind me to her.In exchange, they will pay for my paralyzed and bedridden sister's medical bills until she's back to normal.The contract starts when I'm ten and ends when Racquelle turns 20. The day they adopt me is the first day of the contract.Racquelle hates me, though. She thinks I'm after the Smith family's fortune and that I'm into her. She mocks and insults me for ten years, constantly calling me her dog.I react calmly, but deep down, I hate her.All I need to do is hang on for another month. I'll be free once her 20th birthday comes.
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By: Yvonne ZabielskiRomanceFor love, Viola Zumthor abandoned everything. She humbly worked as a housewife for three years. But at last, her devotion was nothing to her husband, Orlando Caffrey. There was a woman in his heart, who he cherished and cared about the most.Viola was sad and frustrated, so she prepared the divorce agreement."Sorry. I won't be humble like that anymore. This is who I really am!"Then the whole Internet was filled with a piece of explosive news. "Breaking news, an extremely rich young lady seems to have just divorced."As soon as the news was released, young men from rich families and presidents of famous groups all came to confess to her.Orlando saw this on the screen. He really couldn't take it anymore. He held a press conference the next day and told everyone, "I'll kneel down and beg my wife to come back to me."
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By: Louisa DillonRomanceJanet Longfellow finally understood that a loveless marriage couldn't last for long, so she asked for a divorce and left resolutely.Everyone was waiting to have a good laugh at her, and Nathaniel Webster was no exception. He believed Janet would come back to pray for his forgiveness sooner or later.However, he was slapped on the face every day after they got divorced.The heir of Longfellow Group?The mysterious genius of hacking?And she was even the well-known designer he wanted to work with!A popular best actor, a young racing driver, and an excellent rich single lined up to confess Janet. Nathaniel finally couldn't sit still. He knocked on Janet's door and confessed affectionately, "Honey, please forgive me. I love you, let's remarry."Janet responded, "Thank you, but I'm not interested. A loveless marriage can't last long!"The tables had turned.
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Urban RomanceEmma isn't the kind of woman who snoops through her boyfriend's phone. At least, she wasn't until that morning she spotted Marcus with his ex outside their favorite coffee shop. Now, what started as a nagging suspicion has exploded into a mess of betrayal that's left her sleeping on her best friend's couch and dodging Marcus's desperate calls. Just when Emma thinks she's got her head straight, life throws her another curveball. James is everything Marcus isn't - honest, available, and looking at her like she's the answer to all his prayers. He should be perfect. So why does her heart skip a beat every time Marcus walks into a room? Between meddling families, friendships pushed to their limits, and secrets that refuse to stay buried, Emma's about to learn that sometimes love isn't about finding the perfect person - it's about deciding who's worth fighting for.
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Urban RomanceLila Hart has loved Dorian Blake for five years, yet it only takes an afternoon for her to decide to leave him. That day, she kept replaying the video of Dorian casually giving a bracelet he always wears to his so-called sister.
Lila calmly asks for a breakup, but Dorian thinks she's just throwing a tantrum. Later, he hears that Lila went through hell and back to get the bracelet for him.
That day itself, he flies to the place where she got the bracelet and sees the wish she wrote and hung on a tree. "I wish Dorian's life is smooth sailing and that he gets everything he wants!"
Someone sees the almighty Dorian get on his knees before Lila, pressing his forehead to her fingers. He pleads hoarsely, "Please love me once more, Lila."
The door behind her opens, and Kieran Morgan, the CEO of Morgan Group, pulls her into his arms. "Sorry, but you're out of chances."
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Urban RomanceSylvia Reid sells herself off.For ten million dollars, she deliberately gets close to the Kaplan family's only son in Portsham—a man who has sworn off marriage—to bear his child so the Kaplan family's bloodline can continue.After working as his secretary for six months, Sylvia finally takes advantage of the cold-faced workaholic's drunken state to complete the deed.After exerting herself the entire night, she belatedly realizes that she had slept with the wrong target!This man isn't the only son of the Kaplan family, but rather, he was his younger uncle, Arnaud Kaplan. Now, she only has two choices. One, to compensate the Kaplan family an astronomical penalty fee as stated in the contract, or seduce Arnaud's nephew, Tyler Kaplan, right under his nose.At the end of his patience, Arnaud drags her out and pins her against the wall. Sylvia pleads, "Mr. Kaplan, listen to me. I only chose the second option because I'm broke!"
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RomanceFia Lawson had been in love with Conrad Maxwell for years. She knew that he had a childhood friend whom he loved, so she hid her feelings for him in the deepest part of herself. She never had any expectations about it. Then one day, his beloved suddenly left the country and she was forced to become the sacrificial lamb for their families’ alliance. After their marriage, he was the perfect husband. Even when he knew that she was infertile, he protected her. Three years later, while she was still drowning in bliss, he asked for a divorce and wanted her to set him free.“I’m pregnant.”“You’re lying. You’re infertile.”She finally had a child after being on medication for two years. She wanted to keep their marriage from falling apart.“Our marriage is a mistake. If we’re going to separate, we should cut each other off completely!”The only thing that could match the level of anguish she felt was how deep her love was for him.
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Urban RomanceThree years ago, I, Zara Yaxley, gave birth to a stillborn baby.
My husband, Steve Griffin, set up a private chapel at home to grieve. From then on, he becomes a pious man and embraces a celibate lifestyle in memory of our dead child. As a result, we only sleep together once a month.
No matter how I flirt or seduce him, he remains unmoved.
One night, I stand outside the door and see him gazing at a photo of his first love. It turns out that Steve isn't an unfeeling man. He just feels nothing for me.
So, I trick him into signing the divorce agreement and disappear from his world completely.
Later on, I receive news about him going crazy trying to find me.
When we meet again, it is at his uncle's wedding. I am happy and radiant in an elegant wedding gown, while he is immensely upset. His eyes are reddened as he stubbornly refuses to call me "Aunt Zara".
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RomanceHe stole her first kiss on their first encounter, and she accused him of being perverted and arrogant. Her straightforward personality hooked his interest despite the danger ahead.He announced a surrogacy competition to draw her towards him. She left no option but to join the competition only to find out he was the same person she hated most. Trapped to the trick played by this ruthless billionaire, she played along with his game, and his dark secrets gradually unfolded, destroying and drowning them in the deep abyss. He suddenly disappeared from her life, but another stranger came in. His kiss was so similar, and he dotes on her.“Darling, don’t cry...” He let go of her, his fingers gently touching her hair. “I won’t touch you, I won’t touch you anymore, okay?”She cried more violently, and she said in a choked voice, “Don’t talk!”“... Why?” He was a bit stunned.Gently biting her lip, she could not help saying, “When, when you talk, you sound like him very much...”
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Urban RomanceMy name is Lena Mitchell, and I have been with Zachary Henderson for five years. Yet, everyone says I am nothing more than a stand-in.When the original girlfriend, I will be cast aside. Onlookers sneer at me and see me as pitiful for trying so hard to please him.However, they don't know the truth. I only entered Zachary's world because the original girlfriend orchestrated it from the shadows.Using the money she gave me, I hired a tutor to teach me etiquette and posture. I even went to acting coaches to learn how to imitate someone.Zachary was never tired of having me around because I had done such a good job. Moreover, the original girlfriend herself would reward me each year.Now, half a month before the contract expires, she sends me a message. "I'm returning to Zelzonia in a week. Find an excuse to get out of Zachary's life and get lost from Jeldora by then."
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Werewolf“Keith…” I breathe, rather wickedly as a hint of a smile appears on my lips. “Are you…aroused?” “Would you stop?” he bites out. “I have a beautiful girl in my arms - I can’t help how my body reacts.” “Oh, sure,” I tease. “Stop. Moving.” “You know, I’m surprised you saved me,” I begin, wanting to annoy him even more. “Especially because you think my behavior is so - oh, what was it? Immoral?” “Just because you’re an immoral minx, it doesn’t mean you deserve to be hurt,” he says dryly. A minx, huh? -- I‘m pro anti-matebond. My wolf City, however, allows us to mimic the scent that each individual werewolf prefers. She makes men obsessed with me. They think they’re in love and will do anything I ask of them. I used my charm and saved my bff from her abusive mate, the beta of Lock Heart pack. While his alpha, Keith, a mate bond believer, have my charm disabled…
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Romance“You mean… you don’t mind sharing me? All three of you?”“No, Simone, baby. If it means we get to be with you, all three of us are just fine with this arrangement,” Nick says.I can hardly believe my ears! How did I get so lucky? A basketball star, a famous actor, and a hot tech guru?Simone, you are living the life!Simone is new to the Owens Firm and has to prove herself by selling houses on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. But when the nasty girl in the office, Crystal, starts rumors that Simone is sleeping with all of her clients—well, she’s right—sort of!Michael, Nick, and Christian all want to buy houses from Simone, but they also want more. They want her, and since they’re all happy sharing her, why should she choose?But her job is important to her. Can she find a way to spare her reputation and keep all of her men?Her Sunset Billionaires is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
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UrbanLuna Sherwood and I have been married for two years, but I'm more like her lapdog than anything else. In the day, I'm the secretary to Sherwood Corporation's female CEO. In the night, I'm her secret husband.
She doesn't care that we're married—she comes and goes with other men, even going so far as to defend them. I ultimately lose hope in her and our marriage and decide to leave.
However, she knocks on my door in the middle of the night. "Are you really going to heartlessly abandon me, Edward?"
She's drunk and complaining about my heartlessness, but does she remember how she treated me when she was lucid?
I push her away coldly. "You're drunk, Ms. Sherwood."
She clings to me again, wrapping her arms around my neck. "Can you take me in for one night, honey?"
She's always been the cold, aloof CEO, but now, she's as gentle as they come.
"Please respect me and yourself, Luna."
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By: Chloe DavisRomanceAshton Mullen hated Deborah Shepherd so much that he forced her to donate her liver, test medicine, and suffer from terminal illness to take revenge on her.Ashton forced her daughter to death and destroyed the man who protected her and everything she cared about.He said, "Deborah, even in my dreams, I look forward to the day you die."Later, the truth was revealed, and blood flowed all over the ground. But it was too late to regret.Ashton could no longer warm her body.Ashton knelt in front of Deborah's grave, tears falling. He stabbed the blade ruthlessly into his heart. "Debby, it's too cold in the afterworld. I'll come to be with you."...Ashton had always believed that Deborah was madly in love with him.It was not until many years later when they met again, he saw her with his own eyes. She was holding a man who looked like him. Ashton went crazy.
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Urban RomanceI received a pornographic video."Do you like this?"The man speaking in the video is my husband, Mark, whom I haven't seen for several months. He is naked, his shirt and pants scattered on the ground, thrusting forcefully on a woman whose face I can't see, her plump and round breasts bouncing vigorously. I can clearly hear the slapping sounds in the video, mixed with lustful moans and grunts."Yes, yes, fuck me hard, baby," the woman screams ecstatically in response."You naughty girl!" Mark stands up and flips her over, slapping her buttocks as he speaks. "Stick your ass up!"The woman giggles, turns around, sways her buttocks, and kneels on the bed.I feel like someone has poured a bucket of ice water on my head. It's bad enough that my husband is having an affair, but what's worse is that the other woman is my own sister, Bella.************************************************************************************************************************“I want to get a divorce, Mark,” I repeated myself in case he didn't hear me the first time—even though I knew he'd heard me clearly.He stared at me with a frown before answering coldly, "It's not up to you! I'm very busy, don't waste my time with such boring topics, or try to attract my attention!"The last thing I was going to do was argue or bicker with him."I will have the lawyer send you the divorce agreement," was all I said, as calmly as I could muster.He didn't even say another word after that and just went through the door he'd been standing in front of, slamming it harshly behind him. My eyes lingered on the knob of the door a bit absentmindedly before I pulled the wedding ring off my finger and placed it on the table.I grabbed my suitcase, which I'd already had my things packed in and headed out of the house.
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Urban RomanceMercity's richest man, Adam Alvarez, has been comatose for three years. His wife, Celine Tate, cares for him throughout. But when he wakes up, she finds a flirty text in his phone. His first love is back in the country.
His friends, who have always looked down on Celine, laugh about the matter. "It's time for the ugly little duckling to get kicked to the curb now the swan is back."
Only then does Celine realize Adam has never loved her. She's nothing but a poor joke.
So, one night, Mr. Alvarez receives a divorce agreement from his wife. The reason for the divorce—there's something wrong with his health.
Adam goes after Celine, his expression dark. That's when he discovers her standing under gleaming lights, looking gorgeous in a long dress. She's suddenly become a medical expert.
When she sees him, she smiles. "Are you here to see an andrology specialist, Mr. Alvarez?"
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Urban RomanceIn her five years of marriage, Elsie loved her husband, Oswald, with all her heart. Even when their life wasn't happy.But now the man she loves so much is looking at her with a hateful look, slandering her without proof."Tess is awake, she told me everything! You fu*king murderer!"Tess, Oswald's beloved woman, and if she hadn't had the accident, it would have been Tess, not her, who would have become Oswald's wife.And now Tess was awake. Her dream had awakened instead. She didn't want to have to explain. She didn't want to have to go through countless detentions and begging...Elsie looked at Oswald, who was still indifferent, and said, "Let's get a divorce..."Oswald doesn't believe that the greedy Elsie can give up her life as a rich madam, and he assumes that she will come back and beg him for money.Until Elsie's true identity is revealed and everyone is stunned...
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Urban RomanceMila Wright has waited Matteo Hall for seven years, yet he never proposes to her. Deciding to take the initiative for the sake of love, she proposes to him instead.
But that's when she accidentally finds out that Matteo is actually in love with his first love, Penelope Lewis. He's willing to become her side piece just so he can be with her.
How ridiculous!
Knowing that this is her loss, Mila accepts the reality and leaves Matteo once and for all. Sometimes, one's biggest enemy is the person who willingly traps themselves in a fantasy.
Everyone thinks Mila is merely throwing a tantrum. Even Matteo feels the same.
After all, Mila has already been with Matteo for seven years.
But after that, Matteo realizes that he's the idiot who can't live without Mila.
Everyone mocks Mila for warming Matteo's bed for seven years without any repayment. Only Matteo knows that he's the one who's being taken advantage of.
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Urban RomanceEveryone says my life is over when Brandon Price calls off his engagement with me. I've been with him for five years, and my reputation is ruined after going to extremes to cater to his fancies. No one wants a woman like me.Later, when rumors spread about Brandon finding a new woman, the people around me wait to see me grovel at his feet and beg him to take me back.They don't know that I've volunteered to get into an arranged marriage with someone far away in Porthaven City on my sister's behalf.Before the wedding, I return the jewelry chest Brandon gave me. It contains an empty coupon card he gave me when we were younger, and I leave it blank. I make a clean break.After a long time, Brandon suddenly mentions me in conversation. "Has Reegan Rowland died or something? Why haven't I seen her around for so long?"Meanwhile, my newlywed husband kisses me awake after I've just experienced euphoria. "Be good, Reegan. We agreed on four rounds, and not a round less…"
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By: Anna KendraTeen LGBT+Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate.Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.
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Urban RomanceCarmen Whitman needs to attend a design contest overseas during her fifth wedding anniversary. So, she makes her way to the office to get her personal information.She takes the file through the window and checks the details. That's when she spots an error and corrects the officer, "Hi, the part about my marital status is wrong. I'm married, not divorced."Carmen's husband, Claudio Weiss, is a renowned heir in Regallo. Insanely possessive as he is, he would never have agreed to let her go.Surprisingly, the officer gives her a resolute answer after rechecking the detail several times. "Everything checks out. You and Mr. Weiss finalized the divorce procedure exactly three years ago. And he got married on the same day, too. His wife is Rosalia Santos. Do you know her?"Carmen is immediately stunned, and it feels like she has plunged into an icy abyss. She doesn't just know who Rosalia is—she knows her all too well.
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By: Beulah JaneWerewolfEndless caresses, endless kisses. Clinging to him as if her life depended on it, her body ached for more and she arched into the touch to receive more, more pleasure."Oh darling, you taste so delicious, I can't get enough." He rubbed himself against her, telling her how much he wanted her, his deep, gruff voice resonating in her head. Her body also desired him. "Come for me, baby," He gave the order, and her body obeyed, following his command. "No!" she yelled, opening her eyes abruptly. Feeling confused and guilty, she gasped and sat up in bed.Scarlett's life takes an unexpected when she discovers that she is pregnant by a stranger with whom she had a one-night stand. She was humiliated and disowned by her parents. She ran away from the pack to start a new life.Will Scarlett find her way back to the father of her kids?What happens when he finds her and does everything possible to make her his?Will they scale through the challenges that life would throw at them?
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