chapter 61

Valen Tucking Valarian in bed takes too long; I’m excited to get back to Everly. Finally! My balls are so blue that I just want her to touch it—even just look at it. I would take anything at this point. I ain't picky. I’ll probably blow a load just by the sight of her pretty pink vagina. Walking to the door, I have a spring in my step until my spawn opens his little mouth. “Can you read me a book?” Valarian asks. I freeze with my hand on the door mid-escape. Please be a five-page pop-up book with one sentence on each page. “Sure,” I tell him, turning around and stepping over Casey, who is asleep on his trundle. Valarian holds up what must surely be ‘The Never-ending Story’ with how big it is. It literally is a never- ending fucking story. The thing is at least five hundred pages. Please be big lettering per page, like one letter a page big letters. Valarian shuffles over, and I squeeze next to him—having to fold myself like origami to fit on the pint-sized human bed—and open this book