Chapter 1

"Hi, pumpkin!" My mom squealed happily before patting my cheek affectionately. "Chad, Parker." She said, in acknowledgement. "How was school?" She asked me while her back was turned; continuing to prepare whatever it was she was making for dinner. "Good. I talked to Mr. Dewey about my essay grade and he said he's willing to look it over with me." I responded, knowing she's been worried about my grade ever since I received the C-. "Dude, your mom is a total fucking MILF." Chad whispered just loud enough for Parker and I to hear. I shot daggers at him with my eyes as the two of them giggled like little schoolgirls. "Fuck off, dick head. This is my mom we're talking about." I growled. "What about your mother?" My dad's deep voice resonated through the room. Parker and Chad tensed up immediately causing me to smirk. Served these shit heads right. "Oh, Parker and Chad were just discussing mom's MILF status." I said smugly, alm