You Shouldn't Have Married Me

After maintaining a long-distance relationship with Stanley Sinclair for five years, we finally get married. What I never expect is that our bedroom life remains non-existent even after we've gotten married. Confusion plagues me the entire time. I even hatch plans of seduction with my best friend, Mandy Shaw, a few times after that. But every time Stanley either suffers from food poisoning and spends the night on the porcelain throne, or needs to work overtime on a project. On my birthday, I secretly stalk Stanley, who supposedly has to go to his company for another overtime session. But I end up witnessing him knocking on Mandy's door. Once the door opens, he pulls Mandy into his arms. "Can we try out the tips and tricks you taught my wife tonight?"