Chapter 113

"Oh, Parker and Chad were just discussing mom's MILF status." I said smugly, almost unable to keep from laughing at the desperate look in their eyes. The only person I've ever known to not be completely terrified of my dad, is my mom. He's completely whipped, it's hilarious. "Is that so, boys?" My dad asked in a condescending tone while slapping a hand on both Parker and Chad's shoulder. I saw them visibly gulp, looking as if they might shit themselves. "Uh, no Mr. Ca-armichael." Parker squeaked out, voice cracking half way through. "Oh, Ken. Stop it! You're scaring the poor boys to death." My mom said through a small laugh. My dad shook his head before letting up on his harsh grip. Rounding the counter he pulled my mom into his arms my her hips. "If you think she's hot now, you should've seen her when she was 18." My dad joked, lightly nipping at her sides with his fingers. My mom gasped in mock anger. "Are you saying I