Chapter 963

"Let me get this straight," Malcolm said. "I worked all day, and now I have to give you both a present?" "Why not?" Abigail said, smiling. "You might as well change your last name to Scrooge, like Scrooge McDuck," Malcolm joked. "Malcolm," Abigail responded playfully, "you can give us a gift now, and when you get married, I'll give you an even bigger one. I promise it'll be worth it." "I don't even plan on getting married, so how would I get your gift?" Malcolm asked. Abigail rolled her eyes at him. "You have a new girlfriend every day and don't plan on marrying any of them? You're wasting these women's time. You're such a jerk." Malcolm defended himself, "Jerks say they love you but then go chasing after someone else. I'm honest from the start. I give her the money she wants, and she gives me happiness. We both get what we need, and if we get bored, we can split. How is that being a jerk?" "Twisted logic," Abigail retorted. "How is that twisted?" Malcolm argued. "I'm a good gu