Sweet Revenge on the Golden Boys

Alex Thompson, the most popular guy on campus, finds my alternate Instagram account. He starts bragging in the dormitory. "You know that ice queen from the history department? She's not that hard to pursue after all. All I did was invite her to watch a few games, and she agreed to be with me. "Aren't you guys curious about her alternate Instagram account? Check it out." Xavier Chapman, one of Alex's roommates and the captain of the ice hockey team, rushes over rowdily. "Alex, isn't it obvious? She's definitely into you." Illya Armstrong, Alex's other roommate and a robotics genius who has just won the dean's scholarship, snorts in disdain and continues reading his book. Alex checks the first post. "To get closer to him, I agreed to go out with that dumb, muscular quarterback." He looks at the second post. "Of all people, why does he have to be Alex's roommate?" Finally, he reads the third post. "I can't stand Alex anymore. I'm going to confess to his roommate in three days." The three campus heartthrobs who live together go quiet.