Chapter 294

Luna had three passions in life: eating, swooning over beautiful women, and drooling over handsome men. Satisfying her cravings for food and eye candy was easy—both were practically served to her on a silver platter. But when it came to beautiful women? That was uncharted territory for her. Since she could remember, she'd never actually seen a real woman... unless you count female animals. She'd seen enough sows, bitches, and she-cats to fill a zoo. So when Karl casually mentioned some stunning ladies living down the mountain, Luna's excitement went through the roof. She bounced over and shoved him lightly. "Karl, hurry up and take me! I seriously can't wait another second!" Karl sat up, slightly frowning. "What are you even planning to do if you actually see one?" She grinned mischievously. "Snatch her up and help you score a wife, of course!" Karl let out a helpless chuckle and flicked her forehead. "You're so generous now, but watch—once I actually fall for someone, you'll be crying