Get Yourself a New Mom

On the day I take my daughter out for fondue, she suddenly throws her fork into the pot after I tell her to eat more vegetables."You're so annoying! It's no wonder my dad doesn't like you!"Steam begins to rise from the pot.I look at her through the mist and speak with an unusually calm voice. "Do you want to change moms?" I ask.She nods without hesitation. "I'd love that."I grab my bag and leave, while my daughter immediately starts making a phone call and even asks the server to change the pot.Great, this ordeal is finally over.