One Affair, and You Want a Divorce?

I see my germaphobe husband sharing a bottle of water with his junior. At that moment, I decide I'm done with this one-sided marriage. So, I ask for a divorce.But he flies into a rage, yelling, "She just drank my water by accident. Is that really such a big deal?"In the face of Clarence Kirk's wrath, my gaze is steadier than ever when I say, "It is."