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Romance[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!
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By: Lord LeafUrbanCharlie Wade was the live-in son-in-law that everyone despised, but his real identity as the heir of a prominent family remained a secret. He swore that one day, those who shunned him would kneel before him and beg for mercy, eventually!
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RomanceSix years ago, she was framed by her wicked sister and was abandoned by her then husband while she was pregnant.Six years later, she started anew with a different identity. Oddly, the same man who abandoned her in the past had not stopped pestering her at her front door.“Miss Gibson, what’s your relationship with Mister Lynch?”She smiled and answered nonchalantly, “I don’t know him.”“But sources say that you were once married.”She answered as she tucked her hair, “Those are rumors. I’m not blind, you see.”That day, she was pinned on the wall the moment she stepped in her door.Her three babies cheered, “Daddy said mommy’s eyes are bad! Daddy says he’ll fix it for mommy!”She wailed, “Please let me go, darling!”
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RomanceSavannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off.However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world.Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away.Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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Urban RomanceMy CEO boyfriend promises me he'll only fulfill 99 wishes for his injured, amnesiac first love.But when I quietly count the 99th wish, I see him holding her close, his eyes full of tender affection.After that, I no longer pester him when he leaves to take care of her. I only ask for a baby anklet as a keepsake for the child soon to be born.When I mention the baby, his expression softens a little. He says, "When I'm done with this, I'll go with you to pick out baby supplies."I nod gently. "Okay."I don't tell him that a week ago, I already had my lawyer draft our separation agreement.By now, we're already over.
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Urban Romance"Miriam, I heard you're practicing law now. I want to file for divorce from Keith Carson. Can you help me draft the divorce agreement?"The moment Julia Nolan says this, Miriam Bender, who was her senior back in university, lets out a startled gasp on the other end of the line."You're divorcing Keith? Are you serious? I thought he was head over heels for you. Back in university, he fell for you the moment he saw you and confessed a hundred times before you finally agreed to date him."I was at your wedding, too. You gave him a hundred forgiveness cards, telling him he had a hundred chances to make mistakes. He promised he'd never use a single one. We were all so moved and couldn't stop crying," Miriam says.
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Urban RomanceSophia Lane has always been a good girl—until she falls for Caleb Lancaster, the most handsome guy on campus, in her junior year.He persuades her to be intimate with him under cover of the trees, in the library, while they're studying…She thinks she's found true love until she overhears his conversation with his friends."You're really a player, Caleb. You approached Sophia because of your ex-girlfriend—you want to get her knocked up so she can't take your ex-girlfriend's chance to get into the master's program!"It's only then that Sophia realizes her so-called true love is nothing but a lie. So, she chooses to leave.Unexpectedly, Caleb loses his mind and searches the world for her.
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Urban RomanceI, Wendy Larson, and my husband, Howard Anderson, have been happily married for ten years.The only flaw in our almost perfect marriage is his azoospermia—the absence of sperm in semen. Because of that, we're unable to have a child of our own.On the day of our tenth anniversary, Celeste Quinn, our housekeeper, suddenly claims that she's pregnant with my husband's child. I figure she's cracking a sick joke, but much to my surprise, she hands me a paternity test report two days later. The result is undeniable—the child belongs to Howard.With that, Celeste decides to take us to court.On the day of the hearing, she puts on a full pity act in front of the courthouse, spinning tales of how my husband violated her. She even claims we're a depraved couple who lock her in the house to be used solely for breeding.Having no way to defend ourselves, we're branded as monsters by the public, destined for the hall of shame.The university fires my husband, and his reputation is in tatters. I get fired by my company on the same day too.Eventually, the pressure breaks my husband's spirit, and he ends up taking his own life while in prison.As for me, I turn into public enemy number one, the butt of all jokes and vitriol on the internet. Driven to insanity, I walk into traffic and die in a horrific accident.Even in death, I can't figure out how Celeste got pregnant with my infertile husband's child.Somehow, I open my eyes, and I'm once again among the living. I've returned to the day before Celeste claims to be pregnant…
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Urban RomanceShe was hurt, he was broken. She escape, he became a beast.Jeannette Gomez was raped by her boyfriend, Gabin del Fierro- the only man she loved, the father of her unknowned son.What will happened if FAITH reunites their world after so many years? "I'm not a dirty slut, Gabin! "Yes, you're not.. because you're my bitch." Will she let him to use her, again? Will she let herself fall to this beautiful beast, once more? Will she let him VILIFIED her?
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Romance"Mom, Dad, I agree to study abroad." Saoirse Madden's parents sound relieved when they hear she's finally given in."We're so glad you've finally seen sense, Saoirse. At least we don't have to worry about you anymore! Take this time to prepare to leave the country, okay? Your father and I will make all the arrangements; we'll be reunited in about a month."Saoirse's tone is much calmer compared to her parents' excitement. "Got it."She hangs up after chatting a bit more. It's dark outside, but she doesn't have any lights on. Her slightly reddened eyes are almost devoid of emotion.
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By: Lily WritesUrban RomanceBLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly AdvisedContent Warnings:This collection contains graphic sexual content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have.
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Urban RomanceOn the day I take my daughter out for fondue, she suddenly throws her fork into the pot after I tell her to eat more vegetables."You're so annoying! It's no wonder my dad doesn't like you!"Steam begins to rise from the pot.I look at her through the mist and speak with an unusually calm voice. "Do you want to change moms?" I ask.She nods without hesitation. "I'd love that."I grab my bag and leave, while my daughter immediately starts making a phone call and even asks the server to change the pot.Great, this ordeal is finally over.
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Urban Romance"Mom, Dad. I've decided. It's time I take over the company." Yvette shares her decision with her parents. On the other end of the line, Liam Sutton and Lily Harper are thrilled by her decision. "Will Zachary be coming along? Did you tell him your true identity yet?" They are excited about the idea of meeting her boyfriend, Zachary Lawson, who has no idea of the truth. "No, we're over."
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Urban RomanceI am Tanya White, the White Reaper, brought in by Richard Stone at a staggering price to extend the life of his short-lived grandson, Cedric Stone.
I warn Cedric not to smoke or drink while the ritual is underway. However, he reacts by locking me in a bathtub brimming with booze, while ten strong men smoke beside me.
I warn him to resist all pleasures during the ritual's climax. But he immediately turns to Arianna Jones and spends the next month wrapped up in nights of pleasure with her.
I beg the Lord of the Underworld to grant him 99 chances. But he uses the very last one to lock me in and leave to play with Arianna's dogs.
"Tanya, you're a liar. This so-called short-lived fate? Only Grandpa was foolish enough to believe your nonsense. I didn't cooperate with you, yet look at me—I'm still alive, aren't I?"
This time, I say nothing.
"Cedric Stone, if you don't want to live, then I will grant your wish."
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Urban RomanceElodie took a deep breath and knocked, the sound echoing in the quiet corridor.A moment of silence passed, broken only by the pounding of her heart.Finally, the door snicked open, revealing a surprised Dashiell. ‘Can’t you see the Do Not Disturb sign? We don’t want—’His initial frown quickly morphed into confusion at the sight of his wife. ‘What are you doing here?’ he demanded.‘Your girlfriend invited me,’ Elodie replied, her voice laced with icy calm.She tried to peer past him, but his broad frame blocked the view.A saccharine voice chimed in from within the room. ‘Elodie? Oh dear, we didn’t mean for you to find out this way. It’s just that—’Elodie cut her short. ‘Oh please, Selene. Spare me the fake apologies. You wouldn’t have sent me all those texts if you didn’t want me to know.’Dashiell shifted uncomfortably, his face a mask of annoyance. ‘What texts?’Elodie stepped past him, taking in the luxurious suite with a sardonic smile.The king-sized bed, the scattered rose petals, the lingering scent of sex – it all painted a vivid picture of their betrayal.She looked up at Dashiell, her gaze unwavering. ‘I want a divorce.’******Dashiell lived a life of luxury, surrounded by the best things money could buy. But when a car accident left him vulnerable, he met Elodie, a seemingly ordinary woman who nursed him back to health. Mistaking her for just another employee, Dashiell entered into a loveless marriage with her solely for convenience.However, fate had a different script in store. Elodie, the ‘ordinary nurse,’ held a secret more precious than any diamond: she was the sole heiress to Northstar, a vast and powerful enterprise. Unaware of her true identity, Dashiell cast her aside when his ex-girlfriend returned, leaving Elodie humiliated.But Elodie was not one to be easily broken. She shed the facade of the meek nurse, reclaiming her rightful inheritance and stepping into the role of Northstar’s CEO. Now, the woman Dashiell discarded was the one holding the reins of power.As Elodie thrives in her new role, Dashiell is consumed by regret. He finally sees Elodie for the extraordinary woman she truly is, realising the depth of his mistake. But will his remorse be enough to win back the heart he so carelessly discarded?
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Urban Romance"When you were a child, we made someone a promise for you to marry them, Nessa. Now that you're almost all better, are you willing to return to Jirphia for the wedding? If you're not, I'll discuss this with your father, and we'll call it off."Vanessa Shepherd only hears silence in the dim room. The person on the other end of the line thinks she still can't be convinced when she suddenly says, "I'll do it."Her mother, Diane Norman, is taken aback and evidently surprised. "Y-You will?"Vanessa says calmly, "I will, but I need some time to handle things in Xerton. I'll be back in half a month. You guys can start preparing for the wedding."She says a few more things before hanging up.
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Urban Romance“Summer, I plan to return to my hometown at the end of the month and will probably stay there forever. Please reserve a spot for me at your nail salon.” No sooner had she finished speaking than her best friend Summer's surprised voice came through the phone: "What? You're coming back? That poor young man you brought home all those years ago is now the youngest professor at Northwest M. University! You supported him for so many years, and after finally making it, why wouldn't you stay in Maple City to enjoy the good life? Why do you suddenly want to come back to our small town instead of staying in Maple City and enjoying life? Is it because he's not treating you well?” “No, he’s been very kind to me.” Gabrielle interrupted her, unconsciously rubbing her fingertips along the edge of the phone. ”I just don't want to stay in Maple City anymore."
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Urban"Ma'am, I'm ready to accept the organization's offer. I'll go to Feacliff as an international doctor.""Nathaniel, the title of 'international doctor' is just a cover. What you'll really be doing is top-secret medical research. Once you sign the contract, you won't be allowed to contact anyone back home for ten years. "Your identity as Nathaniel Stillman will be permanently erased. This is a huge sacrifice. Will your fiancée be okay with that?""I don't need her approval. We're breaking up."
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Urban RomanceMy twin brother finally got a girlfriend, and my parents, who live overseas, asked me to entertain her first. I had the maid prepare a large table of food to welcome her. At the table, my brother peeled the shrimp, and I ate a few extra.After dinner, she gave me a dirty look. “Why did you eat the shrimp my husband peeled? You can't even cook, how lazy are you? How dare you eat so much!” I was stunned by her outrageous remark and felt annoyed. “What's it to do with you? I'll do as I please!” She glared at me with hatred and spoke harshly, “Why don't you just get married ? The family fortune belongs to my husband and me. What right do you have to spend our money?” "You're so stubborn, you'll never get married! Why don't you beg me to introduce you to my cousin? I don't mind your laziness, as long as you give him a son!" “My cousin makes over ten thousand a month!” I was shocked by her audacity.I slammed the toilet door of my younger brother's squat toilet with a loud bang. “Get out here! What kind of girlfriend did you find?! How come I didn't know the family fortune was all yours?”
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Urban RomanceHaving been married for one year, Genevieve Whitfield doesn't expect that she'll get divorced soon, even though the honeymoon phase isn't over yet.
Back then, she chose to conceal her identity and marry Zachary Lambert in order to repay him for his benevolence. Little does she know that her repayment is met with cruelty instead.
Zachary dotes on his pretentious childhood sweetheart, Regina Sloane, a lot. Genevieve's mother-in-law, Sylvia Jenkins, berates her for not being able to give birth. Even Zachary's younger sister, who's still a teenager, has the gall to push her around.
Fine. Whoever wants Zachary can have him. Genevieve doesn't hesitate to hand over the divorce agreement right away.
Wait, Zachary doesn't want a divorce? It's fine. Genevieve has an array of methods and brute strength on her side.
She can't get a cent out of this divorce? Heck no! She will make sure to obtain every single cent that's rightfully hers!
After dumping Zachary, Genevieve's alter egos are stripped one by one by the public. She's a medical genius, a genius artist, as well as a top-tier perfumer.
Zachary clutches his chest, clearly regretting his decision. He's willing to present everything he has on a silver platter to her just to beg her to remarry him.
But the bastard child, Tristan Hale, of the Lambert family has Genevieve all cornered. She tries to escape from him, only for him to kiss her.
With a small smile on his face, he declares, "You're mine."
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Urban RomanceOn the 999th time Mia Torres spent the night with her childhood friend, Liam Clarke, his passion remained as intense as ever. Her body was covered in kiss marks by the next morning, and even the slightest movement sent waves of soreness through her back and waist.The room still pulsed with the remnants of intimacy. He wrapped her in his slender arms, feeling the warmth in his embrace as he said casually, "Dress formally tomorrow. You're coming home with me."Mia was startled as she looked up at him, filled with hope.
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RomanceGeorge caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt! Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes. What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all. Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness. Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye. Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side. She thought so. But all of the sweetness ended on that day...she found the secret of their contract marriage...
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Urban Romance"Ivy, we've summoned every prestigious family in four cities to send their eligible bachelors here. Just pick your fiancé via lots." Over the phone, Richard Bennett and Evelyn Alger's firm voice brook no argument.Ivy Bennett rubs her temples and sigh. "Like I said, I have a boyfriend.""That delivery guy?" they snap. "You're the heiress to the Bennett family's fortune, and the two of you aren't a match made to be. "You've played poor for ages just to date him, and we'll never agree to it. This ends now!""My choice is final, and I'm not joining the marriage draw," she takes a deep breath and announces.
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