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Romance[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!
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By: Lord LeafallCharlie Wade was the live-in son-in-law that everyone despised, but his real identity as the heir of a prominent family remained a secret. He swore that one day, those who shunned him would kneel before him and beg for mercy, eventually!
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RomanceSix years ago, she was framed by her wicked sister and was abandoned by her then husband while she was pregnant.Six years later, she started anew with a different identity. Oddly, the same man who abandoned her in the past had not stopped pestering her at her front door.“Miss Gibson, what’s your relationship with Mister Lynch?”She smiled and answered nonchalantly, “I don’t know him.”“But sources say that you were once married.”She answered as she tucked her hair, “Those are rumors. I’m not blind, you see.”That day, she was pinned on the wall the moment she stepped in her door.Her three babies cheered, “Daddy said mommy’s eyes are bad! Daddy says he’ll fix it for mommy!”She wailed, “Please let me go, darling!”
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allSavannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off.However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world.Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away.Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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allMy CEO boyfriend promises me he'll only fulfill 99 wishes for his injured, amnesiac first love.But when I quietly count the 99th wish, I see him holding her close, his eyes full of tender affection.After that, I no longer pester him when he leaves to take care of her. I only ask for a baby anklet as a keepsake for the child soon to be born.When I mention the baby, his expression softens a little. He says, "When I'm done with this, I'll go with you to pick out baby supplies."I nod gently. "Okay."I don't tell him that a week ago, I already had my lawyer draft our separation agreement.By now, we're already over.
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allThe night before our divorce, Winston Jones and I go at it like we've lost our minds. We move from the bathroom to the living and then to the balcony; we leave traces of our love everywhere.When we're finished, Winston cries his heart out. "Can we not divorce, darling?"Our three-year-old son gets on his knees before me and holds my hand. "Don't leave, Mommy."I calmly pack my things. "I'm going to live the good life. Stop trying to drag me down, you two losers."…Five years later, Winston becomes Hesperia's richest man, and our son is a world-renowned genius.During a television interview, they sit together and look into the cameras. They say in unison, "We're rich now. Can you please come home?"The next thing they know, the host pushes me onto the stage. I'm skinny to an extreme and disheveled. I smile calmly when I look at Winston and our son. "Do you want to be my sponsor? I'm cheap."The livestream is abruptly cut off, and Winston looks at me icily while holding our son's hand. "You guys have got the wrong person. My wife would never sell herself like a hooker.""Not everyone is worthy of being my mother," my son says.Five years ago, they both had kidney failures. They have no idea that I secretly donated both of mine to them.
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allGeorge caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt! Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes. What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all. Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness. Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye. Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side. She thought so. But all of the sweetness ended on that day...she found the secret of their contract marriage...
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allOn the 999th time Mia Torres spent the night with her childhood friend, Liam Clarke, his passion remained as intense as ever. Her body was covered in kiss marks by the next morning, and even the slightest movement sent waves of soreness through her back and waist.The room still pulsed with the remnants of intimacy. He wrapped her in his slender arms, feeling the warmth in his embrace as he said casually, "Dress formally tomorrow. You're coming home with me."Mia was startled as she looked up at him, filled with hope.
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By: Kennie ReWerewolfMoira wasn't the Luna he wanted. To strengthen the alliance, her father sacrificed her with a classic trap so that she could marry Alpha Jude Hammer from The Night Hunter Pack.The plan worked, but for seven years, Moira felt no happiness or love from Jude. Then, one day, she finds out the reason—Jude has found his fated mate.Heartbroken, especially since she had lost everything, Moira filed for divorce, left the company, and started a new life.***I was startled by the commotion outside the apartment. It was unusually quiet for eight o’clock, and the sound I heard... I decided to check it out.Someone was standing at the door, which I opened hastily to confirm. Instead of peace, I found a new problem.Jude held the door, forcing his way in and locking it. He closed the distance between us, pinning me against the wall, so close that I could feel the warmth of his breath on my face. His strong arms wrapped around my waist, so stiff and tight.My heart skipped a beat, not because of lingering love for him, but because I felt disturbed by his presence."What the hell are you doing here, Jude? You have Bella, don't drag me in. You shouldn't be here," I snapped, but it didn't faze him at all."Screw Bella! I came to confirm something." He moved again, closer, so that our lips almost touched.“Are you drunk? Go home. You will only cause me problems. We'd been divorced, remember?” I said, trying to gently push him away.“What? Divorced? Don’t even think about it, Wifey. I didn't sign it. NEVER. Means, you’re still my wife. You're MINE.”
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allColette Anderson sits unmoving on the couch in the empty villa. After a long while, James Zeller enters. He pauses when his gaze lands on her. Then, his expression turns cold. "Why have you called me so many times today when Sophie's having a fever?"
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allStarry had been a perfect wife for Filip during the 5 years of their marriage. Even Filip's grandma, a very picky woman, was truly satisfied with her grandson's partner. When Starry's childhood sweetheart came back, everyone around Filip reminded him that he should prevent from breaking Starry's heart. But Filip ignored their advice and had to test Starry's limits.One day, Starry handed the divorce paper to him. Filip thought that Starry was so in love with him that one day she would beg him to remarry her. Until later, when Filip accidently found a photo that Starry had been keeping, he realized that he was nothing but a substitute for her.Everyone assumed that Starry loved Filip dearly, but only she knew that she was merely attracted by Filip's face, the face that looked similar to that man.
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allThe richest and most notorious mafia leader in Gasteron, Jared Fender, is deeply in love with Tamara Wesley, a regular nurse.From the moment they first meet, Jared wants nothing more than to cherish Tamara, to make the whole world know that she belongs to him. He will do anything for her.Tamara loves cherry blossoms, so Jared obtains 999 cherry blossom trees and plants them all over Gasteron.When Tamara tells him that she doesn't like it that there was blood on his hands, he makes an oath never to kill again.On the day he confesses his feelings for her, he writes her 99 love letters and organizes a man-made meteor shower all over the globe, spelling out in the sky, "I love you, Tamara Wesley."When he wants to marry her, he endures 99 strokes of the cane from his mafia family. He is willing to give up his position as the next heir of the family and go through the brutal torture with gritted teeth, all for the sake of marrying Tamara."The only person I will ever marry in my life is Tamara Wesley."He loves Tamara so much that he even donates one of his kidneys to her after she got into an accident.This time, however, Jared ties Tamara's father, Fred Wesley, to the bow of his yacht, and it is all for the sake of another woman whom Jared claims is just one of his "toys"—Queenie Lambert."You have three minutes left."If you still refuse to tell me where Queenie is, you can go ahead and fish your father's dead body from the bottom of the sea!"
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allWarning: This novel have matured contents.Emma , a mute maid who have been serving Louise and his family along with her mother from her tender age, got raped when she was 17 and treated so badly by Louise. She moved out after louise got married and gave birth to two boys.Moreover everything later turns upside down for Louise which made him to turn and start looking for Emma but it seems to be too late.Will they unite again?, what happened to Louise after Emma moved out of the house.Find out as you read.
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allHazel was a single clothes designer, who loves her sister's fiance.She had a one-night stand with a hot stranger after her sister's engagement.As soon as she woke up in the hotel suite, she slipped away quietly, not knowing the man on her bed was Regan, the president of Morris Group, who hates to be touched by women.Regan kept finding Hazel and swore he would punish this bold girl and made her live in hell.Hazel never thought she would meet Regan in the striptease club when she was on the stage.Regan took her away and imprisoned her in his bed."Before I get bored with you, you have to do what I want.""For now, I want you!"
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WerewolfWhen you're the adopted kid and nobody ever liked you,One day, a stunning man stood in front of your door, with flowers and presents in his hands"So you are the lost kid of Mr.Wilson？""...sorry? What?""I’m your fiancé. "Wait…Wilson…The Billionaire Wilson？And…You're only 18.
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WerewolfIrene, once the Luna of her wolf pack, discovers she is pregnant just as she faces betrayal by her husband, Matthew, and her half-sister, Thea. Shocked by the sudden divorce and expulsion from the pack, Irene's world collapses. However, she does not choose to succumb but instead decides to find a way out for herself and her unborn child.With the support of her friends, Carter and Emma, Irene begins to plan her revenge. Using the business secrets Matthew left on her computer, she allies with Leon, the Alpha of a rival pack. Their alliance is not just a battle against the betrayers but also a journey of Irene's self-redemption and rebirth. As the revenge plan unfolds, Leon discovers that Irene is his Mate. Despite Leon's relentless pursuit, Irene gradually falls for him. With Leon's help, Irene not only finds a new direction in her career but also finds solace in her emotions.
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allElodie took a deep breath and knocked, the sound echoing in the quiet corridor.A moment of silence passed, broken only by the pounding of her heart.Finally, the door snicked open, revealing a surprised Dashiell. ‘Can’t you see the Do Not Disturb sign? We don’t want—’His initial frown quickly morphed into confusion at the sight of his wife. ‘What are you doing here?’ he demanded.‘Your girlfriend invited me,’ Elodie replied, her voice laced with icy calm.She tried to peer past him, but his broad frame blocked the view.A saccharine voice chimed in from within the room. ‘Elodie? Oh dear, we didn’t mean for you to find out this way. It’s just that—’Elodie cut her short. ‘Oh please, Selene. Spare me the fake apologies. You wouldn’t have sent me all those texts if you didn’t want me to know.’Dashiell shifted uncomfortably, his face a mask of annoyance. ‘What texts?’Elodie stepped past him, taking in the luxurious suite with a sardonic smile.The king-sized bed, the scattered rose petals, the lingering scent of sex – it all painted a vivid picture of their betrayal.She looked up at Dashiell, her gaze unwavering. ‘I want a divorce.’******Dashiell lived a life of luxury, surrounded by the best things money could buy. But when a car accident left him vulnerable, he met Elodie, a seemingly ordinary woman who nursed him back to health. Mistaking her for just another employee, Dashiell entered into a loveless marriage with her solely for convenience.However, fate had a different script in store. Elodie, the ‘ordinary nurse,’ held a secret more precious than any diamond: she was the sole heiress to Northstar, a vast and powerful enterprise. Unaware of her true identity, Dashiell cast her aside when his ex-girlfriend returned, leaving Elodie humiliated.But Elodie was not one to be easily broken. She shed the facade of the meek nurse, reclaiming her rightful inheritance and stepping into the role of Northstar’s CEO. Now, the woman Dashiell discarded was the one holding the reins of power.As Elodie thrives in her new role, Dashiell is consumed by regret. He finally sees Elodie for the extraordinary woman she truly is, realising the depth of his mistake. But will his remorse be enough to win back the heart he so carelessly discarded?
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allI, Wendy Larson, and my husband, Howard Anderson, have been happily married for ten years.The only flaw in our almost perfect marriage is his azoospermia—the absence of sperm in semen. Because of that, we're unable to have a child of our own.On the day of our tenth anniversary, Celeste Quinn, our housekeeper, suddenly claims that she's pregnant with my husband's child. I figure she's cracking a sick joke, but much to my surprise, she hands me a paternity test report two days later. The result is undeniable—the child belongs to Howard.With that, Celeste decides to take us to court.On the day of the hearing, she puts on a full pity act in front of the courthouse, spinning tales of how my husband violated her. She even claims we're a depraved couple who lock her in the house to be used solely for breeding.Having no way to defend ourselves, we're branded as monsters by the public, destined for the hall of shame.The university fires my husband, and his reputation is in tatters. I get fired by my company on the same day too.Eventually, the pressure breaks my husband's spirit, and he ends up taking his own life while in prison.As for me, I turn into public enemy number one, the butt of all jokes and vitriol on the internet. Driven to insanity, I walk into traffic and die in a horrific accident.Even in death, I can't figure out how Celeste got pregnant with my infertile husband's child.Somehow, I open my eyes, and I'm once again among the living. I've returned to the day before Celeste claims to be pregnant…
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allSophia Lane has always been a good girl—until she falls for Caleb Lancaster, the most handsome guy on campus, in her junior year.He persuades her to be intimate with him under cover of the trees, in the library, while they're studying…She thinks she's found true love until she overhears his conversation with his friends."You're really a player, Caleb. You approached Sophia because of your ex-girlfriend—you want to get her knocked up so she can't take your ex-girlfriend's chance to get into the master's program!"It's only then that Sophia realizes her so-called true love is nothing but a lie. So, she chooses to leave.Unexpectedly, Caleb loses his mind and searches the world for her.
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all"Professor, I'd like to apply for the Starlight Project." Winona Jensen's voice cuts through the silence of the room.On the other end of the line, David Langley is surprised. "Winona, didn't you turn it down last time because of your boyfriend? What changed your mind all of a sudden? You're aware that this is a classified project, right? Once you commit, you'll be entirely isolated from the outside world for a full five years. You really need to think this through."Winona had made the call after coming to a decision, so her tone is firm. Seeing how determined she is, David relents."Well, if you're sure, then come to the university and sign the agreement. The project starts in two weeks. Someone will come to pick you up then. You and your boyfriend seem pretty close, so make sure you talk to him properly about all this."
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WerewolfI'm a witch. I saw the future. Alpha Xavier will rule the kingdom and kill my whole family.He's taking revenge on us since my grandfather chose to align with his enemy. I can't just sit back and let that happen. So I decided to propose to him and get him killed before our fate's set. Yet, the moon goddess says otherwise... **“Will you marry me, Alpha Xavier?” I asked and bowed slightly. Lord Xavier is currently the Alpha of the Leonard family. Apparently, he’s been hailed as one of the strongest men on the continent—and the most handsome. Not like that matters to me but I guess it’s a plus. “Excuse me?” The man stared at me in disbelief. “If have to repeat myself, will you marry me?” I looked up at Xavier who hadn’t moved a muscle nor taken his eyes off of me. He just needs to accept my proposal already! This silence and waiting is unbearable! I’m offering you money and power. What more could you possibly— “I accept your marriage proposal.” Xavier interrupted my thoughts and released his hold on me. I’ve succeeded! Another step closer to your death, my Lord… ------- Xavier’s POV I accepted the witch girl’s proposal and walked out of the parlor without looking back at her. How could I? My heart raced inside of my chest, though I knew that these beats weren’t my own. Throughout the entire ordeal, something itched in the back of my mind. I knew what it was. “Lyon!” I commanded through thought. “What was that all about? What happened?” A howl echoed through my mind. “She’s our mate!” Lyon exclaimed. Mate?! The daughter of the Wisdom family was supposed to be my Luna? I couldn’t believe that the Moon Goddess was capable of such jokes and trickery.
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allWarning: This novel have matured contents +18"A different truth or dare is given, and that one has to be done, no matter what." Vicky said."Ok Deal," I said."Truth or Dare?" she asked."Truth," I said."What's your honest opinion of those pics you saw, of me?" She threw me a look of pure curiosity, which only made me laugh a little."I can say they were very hot," I said. "Truth or Dare?""Truth," she answered, smiling at my comment."Is it just me, or are you not wearing panties?" I said, more to tease her about it, than I was curious."Yeah, I'm not," she said. "Actually, I'm surprised you noticed. Truth or Dare?""Dare," I said."I dare you to take off your shirt," she said...So, thats how it started. I don't know why, but her mission is to find any means to have me for herself not minding what it will result to. Though she later had me and even got pregnant for me., but what happened after that is what you won't expect.
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