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UrbanMy wife's true love dies on the day of our wedding. She thinks I killed him and has me arrested. Ultimately, I'm released due to a lack of evidence.
For the next few years of our marriage, she keeps screaming, "Why weren't you the one who died?"
She doesn't know that I really am dying, though.
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By: AuroraWerewolf"You're just an Omega. Be grateful I gave you my name."For three years, Dorothy Miller endured her cold marriage to Alpha Darius Silverclaw—used, neglected, and nothing more than a blood donor for his beloved Sophia.But when the truth finally shattered her heart, the once obedient Omega walked away.And this time, she didn’t look back.Returning to the powerful Blackwood Wolf Pack as its hidden heiress, Dorothy is no longer the fragile girl who begged for love. She's rising—with power, purpose, and a heart no longer easy to claim.But Darius is not ready to let her go. Not now. Not when he finally realizes she was the only one who ever truly mattered.Now the Alpha wants her back—but the Omega he once rejected might just become the Luna he doesn’t deserve.Betrayal, revenge, and redemption collide in this sizzling werewolf romance. Will Dorothy choose love—or rise alone to claim everything that was meant to be hers?
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RomanceThree years ago, she was a poor judge of character. She was willing to donate her kidney and become disfigured for an a**hole. However, not only did that man cheat on her, he had even nearly caused her to lose her life!Three years later, she regained her beauty. Upon her glorious return, she swore to make all a**holes pay for what they did.It was widely known that Stanley Batton, the wealthiest tycoon in Atlantis, was a cruel man feared by many. Although he had the facial features of a passionate man, he was known for his heart of ice.People constantly speculated on the kind of woman who would be able to open his heart.However, to everyone’s surprise, he kneeled on one knee under the spotlight, and in front of every known media company, to tie a butterfly knot on her shoe.“Stanley Batton, what do you really want?” She seemed panicked and flustered.He laughed at himself. “Xyla Quest, no one else but you can take my life away!”
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By: LilaWerewolfSilvia lost everything in one night—her parents,her trust,and her mate. Coming home from their funeral,she found her "fated"partner,Zack,tangled with another she-wolf. "You'll always be my Luna... even if I need variety,"he said,smirking. Heartbroken but fierce,she rejected him—and turned to someone far more dangerous.
"I need help,"she whispered.
Sherman leaned closer,his voice like silk over steel. "I offer more than help,little wolf. I offer everything he couldn't give you."
Now married to Zack's powerful half-brother,Silvia plays a deadly game of loyalty,vengeance,and survival. But Sherman Carter doesn't help for free—and as their bond deepens,truths unravel.
Is Silvia just a pawn in Sherman's war?
Or is she becoming the Queen who'll burn the whole pack down?
When love,betrayal,and bloodlines collide,how far will one omega go to save her family—and destroy the mate who broke her soul?
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Romance“I can take care of myself.” I snapped in frustration.His dark eyes gleamed back at me with amusement as his hand gripped my throat.“I bet you can. You know... this fiery attitude of yours is enchanting.”********Inheriting a bar was an adventure Raven couldn’t resist. The only problem she didn’t expect was to inherit the debt that came with it. Struggling to survive, she finds financial opportunity in Adriano, the local mafia leader, and falls into a spiraling life of seduction and violence to gain what she wants most.Behind every closed door they say another one opens, and the wild ride of anger, possession, and erotic romance takes her to places she could only dream of.Will she survive the danger that lurks in the shadows, or will she fall prey to it?“CONTENT WARNING (CW): This story may include scenes or depictions of violence and intense sexual pleasure. Mature Guidance Only.Luring the Underground is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
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Urban RomanceWhile I am presenting the marketing plan for our new product, Caleb Smith walks into the conference room with his first love, Winona Lindell.
He cuts the meeting short and brings Winona in front of everyone. "Winona is the new sales director from now onward. She'll oversee all the projects in the company."
He wraps his arm around Winona's waist, openly presenting her to every person in the conference room without a hint of shame.
It is then that everyone in the conference room turns and stares at me in astonishment. That's because I'm the current sales director of the company.
Caleb appears to have forgotten who flew out late at night to Galeport three years ago, desperately pleading for payment extensions when the company's funds dried up.
He forgot who put up her own house as collateral to cover the payroll; forgot who, when despair settles over the employees, sits alone, eating stale bread and modifying proposals well past midnight.
Caleb declares, "You're worthless now that I'm done with you, Giselle."
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RomanceShe was deceived by people who were wolves in sheep's clothing and ended up dead on the operating table with both her eyes and uterus removed. However, God was kind enough to give her a second chance of life. She was gifted with ethereal beauty and a gaze that could kill. Every gesture and expression she made was as poisonous as opium poppy. Step by step, she laid out her scheme, swore to send people who murdered her down to hell and suffer in eternal doom. At the same time, she took great lengths to insinuate herself in the life of her ex-fiancé after breaking off the engagement in her past life for the douchebag. One day, she approached him with a seductive smile and said, "Mr. Gu, you might view me as wild and promiscuous, but in reality, I am a well-mannered lady. I am also loyal and faithful to my loved one. You will have to see past this facade in order to know the real me."
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Urban RomanceMargot Monroe is a genius among the young overseas returnees in the Southbridge Military District. She's the youngest chief of surgery at the district hospital, and her priceless hands have saved countless lives through major operations.
But right now, those hands lie beneath someone's boot, being grinded mercilessly against the floor. And the one responsible is her own husband, Cameron Reid, division commander of the Southbridge Military District.
Cameron sits calmly in his chair, his military uniform crisp and immaculate, his expression blank.
Behind him, in the next room, several large men pin Margot's younger sister down on a bed. Her sister, Eloise Monroe's broken, helpless cries keep echoing out, tearing Margot's heart to shreds.
Cameron says, "Margot, you have two choices. Get up and operate on Vera's mother, or I'll open Eloise's door right now and let everyone in Southbridge see what kind of spectacle she's making."
Margot clenches her teeth, her eyes bloodshot as she stares at Cameron. "Cameron, why are you doing this to me?"
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By: XyueUrban RomanceIn her past life, she suffered at the hands of a heartless man and a shameless woman, leaving her to die with a vengeful heart. However, the universe gives her a second chance at life, and she emerges with a burning desire for revenge, vowing to make that jerk and his mistress pay for their sins. He, the seemingly idle pleasure-seeker, hides a sinister power, pulling the strings behind the scenes. When he comes across her on his path to success, she claims to be able to help him ruin the Thomas family. He sees her as nothing, but a "burden". Little does he know that the woman, who is useless in his eyes, holds the power to turn his life upside down. ...The man's eyes darken as he challenges her, "Ariana, do you realize there's a line of women who would do anything to bear my child? If you marry me, I won't accept any responsibility.""Rest assured, when the child is born, I will raise it myself!"
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Urban RomanceShe doesn't remember getting married. Why?Sophia went to Las Vegas only to drink her pain away. Little did she imagine, she would end up becoming someone's wife. But who’s the lucky guy?Who knows?Even she doesn't remember. She was fucking intoxicated!All she has is a marriage contract with an expiry date and a bank balance big enough to pop her eyes out.Contractual terms:1. Do not marry anyone else unless I permit you.2. Try not to whore around. Your mother-in-law wouldn't be happy.3. If I request a live-in relationship. You have to comply.4. Sex is optional.5. Contract Termination? Sorry Honey... In my family, couples don’t divorce.PS: I was kidding. Let's catch-up after three years to end this shit and get more money.If there are rules against having sex while drunk, there should be rules against getting married while drunk too.Because THIS isn't fair!
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Urban RomanceGentle by day, sensual by night—that is how Howard Larson would describe Megan Stafford.
Yet, when Alyssa Hardin tells him she has less than six months left to live, Howard doesn't hesitate to ask Megan for a divorce.
"It's just to cheer her up. We'll remarry after six months."
He is sure Megan will always be there, waiting for him. Unfortunately for him, she's already come to her senses.
And that is how their fake divorce becomes a real one.
Megan ends her pregnancy and starts over.
As she leaves without so much as a glance back, Howard loses his mind.
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UrbanA series of unfortunate events befell Severin Feuillet and led him to a five-year prison sentence, but by the time he was released, he had acquired wisdom from the teachings of a savant. Once Severin stepped back into society, he was prepared to give his all for his fiancee, but she had cheated on him and married an assaulter. Unbeknownst to him, the president of a certain company—a beauty in the finest—had given birth to his adorable baby daughter in secret. She had waited five insufferable years for him, and so thus began Severin's most daunting challenge yet, becoming a father.
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Urban RomanceIn my previous life, I went to great lengths to marry into a wealthy family, only to be betrayed by the one I loved, ultimately ending up with my family destroyed and my life in ruins.After being reborn, to save my own life, I proactively filed for divorce, making room for that despicable couple. However, the man who was indifferent to me in my previous life suddenly changed his attitude and started clinging to me all the time. He even constantly worried that I would fall in love with someone else, and even his so-called 'true love' from the past life was abandoned by him!
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Urban RomanceFive years after I'm reunited with my affluent family, Helena Gardner, the fake heiress, rams into me with her car, breaking my legs.My parents and childhood friend frantically take me to the hospital. When the doctor says that I will probably have to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair, my childhood friend, Bowen Jacobs, immediately proposes to me. He says he'll care for me for life.My parents also sever ties with Helena and tell me to give them the evidence of her crimes—they'll handle the matter on my behalf so that I can rest and recover without any worries.
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Werewolf*Warning* Explicit Content Included. Adults only.My fated mate is the son of the murder who smashed my family and life.I was sold to a brothel and my body was turned into a commodity.And my sister, she's still being raped by those pedophiles, over and over, over and over.I need to revenge.-“Showtime, ladies!”I rolled my shoulder and walked to the back of the line. There were ten of us. Each of us dressed in a sparkling evening gown, ready to introduce ourselves to the crowd. I barely listened to the women ahead of me. Then, it was my turn. I took a deep breath and lifted my head as the woman ahead of me stepped aside. The stage light was so bright my eyes burned, but I kept my eyes open, scanning the VIP room windows for the man in question. There, sitting in the front row of the VIP room just to the right of the stage, was Matt Wallber, surrounded by various women. His collar was undone and he wore what looked to be a deconstructed tuxedo. His hair was raked and a bit windswept as if he had been running his hand through it. “We’ll open the bidding now!”A few breaths passed before the screen lit up. Round 1 Bidding Open.I watched my headshot shoot ahead of the other nine and over the blue line that signified my requested starting bid. Someone had bid on me in the first round well over my opening bid. My heart leaped. Had he taken the bait so soon?
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By: Eve Above StoryWerewolfWhen Emily attended her half sister Chloe's engagement party, she had to listen to Chloe bragging about her fiancé, saying he was the most powerful Alpha in this region. However, when the groom arrived, he walked not to Chloe, but to Emily....“Hello, my fiancée. The party is about to start, why aren’t you dressed yet?”
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Urban RomanceFay is a psychologist and her patient is the most ruthless mafia king. He's in jail. And he's the father of Fay's ex ?!One day, he caged Fay against bars and unbuttoned her shirtFay tried to push him away but she was wet. Him："You know, doc. I wanted to do this the first day we met."
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Urban RomanceFor five years, Nancy Sullivan humbles herself, believing she owes everything to Hansel Graham. She only realizes too late that her gratitude has been misplaced when his first love returns from overseas.After their divorce, she is dismissed as a doormat but later reveals her true identity as the untouchable heiress of the Sullivan family.The miracle doctor the world relies on? It's her. The award-winning composer celebrated as a global treasure? Also her. The record-breaking race car driver no one has ever beaten? Still her.Director. Equestrian champion. Painter. One hidden talent after another comes to light.Hansel is full of regret and begs her to come back.But Nancy hasn't walked out alone. She is held close by a man who sends Hansel sprawling with a single kick. "You think you can take my wife? Not a chance."The crowd is left speechless because that man is none other than Sebastian Gates, the legendary figure known for his chilling, noble, and untouchable presence.
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By: SharadaUrban RomanceFor three years of marriage, she had been nothing more than a shadow in his life. To him, she was invisible, a convenience he sought only when it suited him. He gave her no love, no affection—only physical on his terms when other women failed to satisfy him.When Enlyan discovered her pregnancy, she was overjoyed, hoping it might bring them closer. But her happiness shattered when she found him at the hospital with his lover for a maternity checkup.She finally asked for a divorce and vanished.Heartbroken and distracted, she met with tragedy—an accident that almost claimed her unborn child.Five years later, Enlyan returns with her twins."They are my children!" Damian's voice thundered, his eyes blazing with fury."You dared to hide them from me all this time? I’m taking them away from you. They belong with me." Damian Blackwood growled, his intention turning cruel. And She was powerless against his anger.
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Urban RomanceFor 12 years, Eloise has put on a tomboy disguise just to stay by Jeremy's side.When he skips school, she's right there with him.When he drinks, she follows suit.When he complains that her long hair draws too much attention, she cuts off the locks she's spent years caring for without hesitation.One day, frustrated by his family's pressure to get married, Jeremy goes to her and suggests, "I'd rather marry you than any other woman. Are you gonna marry me or not?"She nods without a second thought.Everyone around them says Eloise is the perfect "bro"—and she plays the role to perfection.By day, she's his loyal best friend.By night, she gives him everything he wants, their nights a blur of whispered intimacy and empty condom boxes.However, everything changes when a clumsy new secretary joins Jeremy's company. Scarlett Slater is a woman who can't seem to do anything right and repeatedly messes up Jeremy's plans.
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By: Eva FosterLGBTQ+The blind girl Leana Thorley married the crippled man Graham Standen as the substitute for her sister. Their marriage was decided all too fast.On the wedding day, Leana said, "Let me introduce myself. I'm Leana Thorley, 22 years old, an outstanding graduate from Berklee College of Music."Graham raised his eyebrows. "I'm Graham Standen. I dropped out of school at 16 and relied on my parents since then. Now I'm a 26-year-old idler."Leana gritted her teeth. "Alright, try not to idle around, and I'll take care of you. We can manage to support ourselves."Graham hid his bank card with billions of dollars in it and put away the company's contract. He smiled and nodded. "Thank you, honey."It wasn't until one day when their secret identities were exposed one by one that everyone suddenly realized the truth. A blind married a cripple? No way! They were two ambitious big shots underneath the image of harmlessness.
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Urban RomanceOne month before marrying my boyfriend, he tells me he wants to have a child with his true love.I refuse, but he brings it up every single day.Half a month before the wedding, I receive a prenatal checkup report.That's when I realize his true love is already close to a month along.Turns out my boyfriend never intended to ask for my consent.And in that moment, my feelings for him vanish like smoke.So, I cancel the wedding and destroy every trace of our memories. On the day of the wedding, I resolutely join a closed scientific research lab.From that point on, he has nothing to do with me ever again!
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