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RomanceAfter graduating from university, I dump my penniless boyfriend and leave the country with a trust fund baby. Two years later, I return to the country after being dumped. I find that my ex-boyfriend has already made a name for himself in his field.
He pulls every trick up his sleeve to marry me. Everyone says he's so deeply in love with me that he's willing to bury the hatchet and put everything that happened in the past behind us.
What they don't know is that he goes from lover to lover after we're married. It's his way of getting revenge on me. He asks me why I don't care and why I'm not jealous.
I look at him with a smile. What's there to care about when I'm going to die soon?
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By: Mol DesWerewolfTHIS FANTASY ROMANCE IS RATED 18+ AND NOT SUITABLE FOR PERSONS UNDER THE AGE OF 18Ever since Greg’s parents were gruesomely murdered by a radial alpha king by name Lord Mayor, he has been out to bring vengeance upon Lord Mayor and his household, and he would stop at nothing.Meanwhile Greg has a mate, Sasha, whom he loves so much and on her eighteenth birthday after she scented him to be her mate she made a maddening revelation that would definitely spark up enmity between them.What would be the fate of Greg now he knows that Lord Mayor is Sasha’s father and it is he that murdered his parents some time ago?Would their Cinderella-love conquer all or would Greg’s vengeance say otherwise?Their destiny has a role to play; either of them would decide. .Let’s flip the pages to find out.
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Urban RomanceEveryone in the circle knows that Vanessa York will do anything for Alexander Hawke.She once took a bullet for him, spent half an hour in freezing water just to save the woman he loved, and even when her cramps left her pale with pain, she still handled every mess he dumped on her plate without batting an eye.Everyone says Vanessa loves Alexander so obsessively that she can never leave him. However, in her fifth year as his secretary, Vanessa submits her resignation. The HR stared at her in shock, confirming over and over, "Vanessa, are you really quitting?""Yes, I'll be gone in a month," Vanessa says calmly, signing the papers before turning to leave. But instead of going home, she drives to the cemetery. The man on the headstone has gentle features. He bears a resemblance to Alexander, but his eyes look much softer.
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Urban"I wish I were a rich heir and that these past 22 years of being broke are just a test from my father, the wealthiest man alive. He wants to train me mentally so I can meet his standards as his heir! 11:45 pm, 14th of May, 2024."On this night, Nicholas Jakeman picks up his journal and records the same wish he's made for the past five years. It's practically a bedtime ritual now.…When he wakes up the following day, he sees a handsome, chiseled face in the mirror. He also sees that his body has become toned and flawless. He's stunned.Ding!"Congratulations on being bound to the Live Free system!"As the robotic voice rings out in his mind, the girlfriend he's dated online for ages calls him, too. "I'm coming to spend Valentine's Day with you this weekend, darling!"
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Werewolf“I’m your mate,” he declared, his voice filled with fervent intent, difficult to grasp amidst the overwhelming pleasure.“Yeah,” I managed to reply, my mind clouded by ecstasy. His presence enveloped me entirely, our bodies now intimately intertwined. My eyes widened as the heat of his manhood grazed the entrance of my folds, anticipation building maddeningly within me. A curse escaped my lips, a desperate plea for him to enter me.Tears welled in the corners of my eyes as I felt my inner walls shatter. It hurt—a searing pain coursing through me.“You’re a virgin,” he stated, his tone certain and unyielding.Cercei's eighteen years of existence were marred by excruciating pain and suffering solely because of her uncanny resemblance to her stepsister Vienna, the Alpha King Remus 's daughter. Cercei found it unbearably cruel that she possessed the same beauty as Vienna, which made Vienna feel insecure, leading her to subject Cercei to relentless torment.Despite the numerous hardships, Cercei received love and care from her parents, and she remained humble. Although their pack Alpha never respected them and treated them as mere servants, her family found happiness. However, everything changed dramatically on her eighteenth birthday when their Alpha ruthlessly killed her father without a valid reason and mercilessly crushed his heart underfoot after digging it out.Enraged and craving revenge, Cercei felt powerless—until she encountered the Alpha King of the North Lucian Red. He is her fated mate, but also Vienna's fiancé. This chance encounter abruptly changed her life, unraveling all the secrets and lies her mother, Emila, had carefully hidden for eighteen years. The revelation shattered Cercei's belief in her perfect family, leaving her to question everything she had ever known in the love triangle.
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Urban RomanceAt her lowest point, Jasmine Scott signs an agreement with Calvin Ford's mother, marrying Calvin in exchange for financial support.
For three years, she plays the perfect wife—gentle, obedient, and endlessly patient. She cares for Calvin, helping him recover from both his disability and his anger, guiding him to stand on his feet again.
She thinks they might just make it work. But then, Olivia Zeller, Calvin's true love, returns.
On a stormy night, Calvin doesn't hesitate to abandon Jasmine just to pick Olivia up.
Later, he lies about a business trip, only to secretly attend a concert with Olivia. He even brings Olivia home and flirts with her right in front of Jasmine.
Jasmine finally decides to end it after one too many disappointments. She files for divorce.
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The next time Calvin sees Jasmine is at a glamorous banquet. His dull and boring ex-wife now stuns in haute couture, glowing with grace and elegance.
When he catches her giggling at another man, eyes sparkling, Calvin snaps and seethes with jealousy. He corners her and growls, "Jasmine, who gave you permission to be with another man?"
Without missing a beat, Jasmine slaps him. "Who let you off your leash? Touch me again and I'll report you for sexual harassment!"
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Jasmine moves into a new home, where she meets a gentle and dependable neighbor named Joshua Sutton.
He teaches her how to trust again, treats her with care, and spoils her like a princess. Every time she struggles, he stands behind her quietly and steadily.
Dates, love confessions, a proposal, even the wedding—he plans everything down to the tiniest detail. She doesn't have to lift a finger.
And that's when Jasmine finally realizes this is what it feels like to be truly cherished.
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Urban RomanceI've had a crush on Liam Jenkins, a good friend of my father's, for ten years.Feeling sorry for me, my father decides to spike Liam's drink before sending him to my room. The morning after, Liam coldly agrees to marry me. Shortly after we tie the knot, Liam begins to go on frequent business trips abroad. Before I know it, he's been gone for three whole years.I give birth to our daughter, Ivy Jenkins, and continue to wait for him to return.Three years later, he finally decides to head back to the country. Upon receiving the news, I cancel an important engagement and head to the airport with Ivy to welcome him home. However, when Ivy asks him for a hug, he gives me a cold-hearted look."Sorry. I'm a bit of a neat freak," he says.From that day onward, Ivy and I wash our hands obsessively and make sure that the house is spotless. Despite our efforts, Liam never comes home or even holds our daughter.One day, I stumble upon a video. "What's the happiest moment of your life, Liam?" someone asks him.Liam replies absentmindedly, "Probably the time I pulled Amy into the bathroom after we put Jenna to bed last week."The group cheers, but I feel my blood run cold.Amy Miller is Liam's ex-girlfriend, and Jenna Miller is Amy's daughter. The rumors are true—Liam had been living with them while he was abroad. Utterly heartbroken, I file for divorce. Then, I terminate my residency and depart the country with Ivy after leaving him a copy of the divorce papers.
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RomanceBella Thompson assumed a new identity and entered into a three-year marriage contract with Justin Salvador, hoping to win his heart with her unwavering devotion.To her dismay, Justin hastily presented her with the divorce papers as soon as their contractual period expired. Heartbroken, Bella signed them and returned home, resuming her identity as the heiress of the Thompson business empire.From then on, Bella no longer hid her remarkable talents. She was not only a billionaire heiress, but also a medical prodigy, a world-class hacker, and a fencing champion.Determined to get her revenge, Bella went all out to humiliate her ex-husband’s childhood sweetheart at an auction. She also became her ex-husband’s biggest business rival.Finally, Justin confronted her, saying, “Bella Thompson! Must you be so ruthless?”Bella sneered and retorted, “How I treat you now is only a fraction of the cruelty you subjected me to back then!”
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RomanceBonnie Shepard, a country girl, is the talk of the town. Rumors say she's a loser who loves fighting and fooling around.Her fiancé dumps her, and the esteemed Knight family distances themselves, causing the Shepards no small embarrassment. But when the world uncovers her true identity as the nation's leading researcher, everyone is awed.To their surprise, she's not only a math genius, but also a chess prodigy, a medical guru, and a kickboxing expert, outshining even the wealthiest tycoon on the Forbes list.Prominent figures and affluent heirs vie openly for her affection."Bonnie, will you marry me? I'm fit, and I’m the most romantic and considerate partner you'll ever find. Hell, I'll even handle all the household chores!""Bonnie, choose me, please? My family owns a mine, and you can buy anything you want!" Ivor Knight, the CEO who once spurned her, regrets it so much that he can only say, "Fuck off, okay? She's mine!"
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RomanceBella Thompson assumed a new identity and entered into a three-year marriage contract with Justin Salvador, hoping to win his heart with her unwavering devotion.To her dismay, Justin hastily presented her with the divorce papers as soon as their contractual period expired. Heartbroken, Bella signed them and returned home, resuming her identity as the heiress of the Thompson business empire.From then on, Bella no longer hid her remarkable talents. She was not only a billionaire heiress, but also a medical prodigy, a world-class hacker, and a fencing champion.Determined to get her revenge, Bella went all out to humiliate her ex-husband’s childhood sweetheart at an auction. She also became her ex-husband’s biggest business rival.Finally, Justin confronted her, saying, “Bella Thompson! Must you be so ruthless?”Bella sneered and retorted, “How I treat you now is only a fraction of the cruelty you subjected me to back then!”
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FantasyThe world undergoes a drastic transformation—the sea swallows 90% of the land. Mysterious beings emerge from the depths of the ocean. They are noble and arrogant, beautiful yet deadly.
Elara Turner is their keeper, but she falls into the web they have carefully weaved with harmless acts and illusions.
A frail young man mutated from a sea hare holds her hand tightly, tears in his eyes as he murmurs, "Don't leave, Elle…"
A handsome half-man, half-squid shields her, stopping everyone from getting close to her. "I'll become even more valuable. Don't give up on me…"
The most dangerous being of all is the gorgeous merman that's been washed ashore. He changes destiny and protects her almost obsessively.
What happens when cold-blooded creatures have people they love?
They pretend to be like her so that they can approach her and win her over.
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By: Julie LarsonRomanceAfter his unforgettable girl came back, Walter Stewart filed for divorce.Denise Boldwin knew very well that she could never make Walter come back to her, so she resolutely divorced.But Denise didn't know someone wanted to kill her, and she was almost killed.Seven years later, she returned from the ashes.Walter said, "You are not dead!"Denise smiled sweetly. "Mr. Stewart, if you want to cooperate, then kneel down and apologize to me for what happened back then."Later, Walter found out about the existence of their children.Walter asked, "Are they my kids?"Denise laughed and said, "Mr. Stewart, being shameless is also a disease. You should find yourself a doctor."Turning around, Denise patted her chest, almost frightened to death. She was really afraid that he would snatch the baby from her.Later, Walter hugged her. "Denise, I want to snatch not only the child but also you."
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Urban RomanceThe moment my biological brother shot me through the skull, I felt no hatred—only utter absurdity. He killed me not because I betrayed our family, but because his most cherished possession—the adopted sister Bianca, our family's “holy maiden”—had become “allergic” to my words. She was born with a divine gift: any lie caused her excruciating pain, hives, and shock. And I, the newly found and accepted biological daughter, triggered her most violent reactions with every breath, every defense. My every sincere word became her weapon to prove my “innate evil”; My desperate struggle to survive only solidified my reputation as an irredeemable “liar.” Truly, this was the cruelest joke God could have played. So when the gunshot rang out beside my ear, I felt no surprise. But when I opened my eyes, I found myself back on the very first day I was reclaimed by the family. This time, I knew the rules of the game.
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RomanceWhen Cat Walker’s life comes crashing down, her job is the only thing holding her together. What she doesn’t know is that the ravishing man who met her at a bar and offered a helping hand is the last person she should be getting involved with: her boss, Luke.As Cat works closely with Luke, the lines between work and emotions begin to blur. For once, someone believes in her and her abilities. After so many disappointments, someone finally cares about her.But along with Luke comes his family, a high-class, powerful group who don’t like Cat at all. Not only is she a wedge between Luke and the other socialite they want him to marry, but there’s… history between her and the newest addition to the family: her exboyfriend who is now engaged to Luke’s pregnant sister.Saved by the Billionaire’s Love is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
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Urban RomanceSix years after she left him waiting at the altar, Charles Anthony Oxford finally met Isabella Shade. And six years proved to be a long time as Isabella was already married and Charles who had grown his wealth, well, he was in search of a wife for certain reasons.On learning that his runaway bride’s company was in financial crisis because of her good-for-nothing husband’s gambling problems amongst other reasons, Charles saw an opportunity. Two, actually.Not only would he be getting a wife, he would be able to exact revenge on the woman who had left him heartbroken, in his own way.All he had to do was remind her of the terrible thing she had done, torture her a bit with a sexual toss here and there, remind her of her present status and all she needed to do was agree to his terms and become his wife…But with a woman like Isabella, it just wasn’t going to be so easy…[Contains mature scenes]
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WerewolfWhen Teresa Bradley, a young journalist with a passion for photography, meets Sebastian in a park, she becomes captivated by his beauty. Trying to capture his emotions, she falls into a river, risking her life. A powerful bond forms between them after Sebastian rescues her.As Teresa tries to make sense of her terrifying experience, Lettice, Sebastian’s great-great grandmother, kidnaps her, revealing secrets about her own existence. Bash is determined to save his human Luna, so he's gathering an army with his cousin Liam and their pack.Despite the chaos and danger, a beautiful love story blossoms, with challenges to face. Teresa accepts her destiny and the bond she shares with Bash, but the threat is far from over. Rejected by her family, Lettice turns into a vengeful hellhound consumed by hatred and seeking revenge.Will Lettice's revenge be the downfall of the Kielder Pack, or can Sebastian and Teresa keep their family and lives safe?
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Urban RomanceWhen Samantha Knott opens her eyes, she realizes she has time traveled 50 years into the past.In her past life, she found out on her deathbed that her husband, Harry Wright, had been having an affair with his first love, Lydia Yeager, for 50 years.He was usually away from home for 20 days in a month, claiming that he was on a business trip. But in reality, he was vacationing with Lydia.Everyone in the family knew what was going on. Only Samantha was kept in the dark.Harry wasn't willing to marry Lydia because he didn't want her to be trapped in the kitchen, wanting her to be his precious princess.On the other hand, Samantha was only worthy of being a worn-out housewife who was covered in oil and salt every day.When Samantha died, everyone agreed that she got what she deserved. She had a petty heart, so she deserved to be angered to death.
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RomanceEvelyn Monroe marries Jasper Richmond, shocking Oshire's upper crust."Jasper only married Evelyn after proposing to his true love and getting rejected.""Evelyn tricked Jasper into marrying her. No matter what she does, she's not winning his love.""Evelyn is nothing but a substitute for Jasper's true love. Once she's back, Evelyn will need to get lost."Evelyn knows her place. When the time comes, she doesn't wait for Jasper to kick her out. She takes the initiative to pack her stuff and leave, making space for his true love.The day after she disappears, Jasper searches for her like a madman.Another wave of rumors spreads through Oshire like wildfire.Jasper has long since had feelings for Evelyn!Jasper's true love has been a lie this whole time. It's actually Evelyn!Jasper got close to Evelyn's boyfriend back in the day so he could steal her from him!
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WerewolfBlurb: Tricia is rejected by her mate and betrayed by her sister who Tricia catches in bed with her mate. Pregnant, humiliated and scared, Tricia leaves the pack and is kidnapped to another pack. There she meets Alpha Joel,Alpha of fullmoon pack. She strikes a marriage deal with Joel. Joel had no interest in marriage or family after losing his mate to the cold hands of death in a war. Joel marries Tricia and claims her baby so he would be free from the pressures of producing an heir for the throne. What happens when Tricia realizes that Alpha Joel has been looking for her and he wants her back with the baby just because himself and Hailey can't bear children. Two broken hearts of Joel and Tricia become connected and start to find comfort, love and peace with each other. Would this comfort last? Would their love be strong enough to shield them from what is coming?
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By: aflyingwhaleUrban Romance"I can feel it," he said with his back still turned to me."What?""You eye-raping me," he chuckled and turned around."Don't you own a shirt?" I rolled my eyes at him, trying to keep my cool. "And why are you calling me out here for?"Ryder smirked. He cleaned his hands with a towel and tossed it off somewhere. "To pick up where we left off," he said as he stalked towards me.I didn't move away, I was too entranced. In one swift move, Ryder grabbed my face with both hands and he kissed me fiercely and passionately. Just the contact was enough to send shivers up and down my spine. I couldn’t hold back anymore, so I kissed him back, feverishly. He smiled and I smiled too, and he used this opportunity to slip his tongue inside.***What happens when a girl falls in love with the one person she's not supposed to?***"You and me, and never us: a complicated series of almost-interactions."It's the summer before college and Kara is forced to spend the holidays with her new family. Little does she know, a lot can happen in one hot summer.The moment Kara lays her eyes on Ryder, she knows she's a goner. She has never met anyone as sexy, fun, and liberating. But she's made a promise that she won't give herself away before marriage.The moment Ryder lays his eyes on Kara, he knows his life wouldn't be the same again. He has never met a girl so pure and genuine. He's made it his life mission to be with her, for better or for worse."If God is love, you're my religion."Sometimes we can't choose who we fall in love with. Kara and Ryder's love for one another is the kind of love that only comes once in a blue moon, but unfortunately, they can never be anything more than a brother and sister. All that love, yet it is barely anything at all...
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WerewolfSenior student Victoria Winner is the campus queen and the heiress of her father’s empire, her name and beauty give her the strength to feel she owns the world. She is the hottest girl on campus, yet she doesn't want to date because, for her, no one is above her, and she is too beautiful to date just with anyone. And too proud of herself that no boys have ever kissed her. Girls envy her while she can toy the boys with her fingers. Until one day, a new guy on campus ruined her reputation by kissing her.Oliver Prize is the handsome and hot Alpha of the Valiant Pack, the most feared pack in the entire werewolf community. He was devastated when the elders asked him to watch over his mate from the Sterling Pack since he doesn’t believe in falling in love, and having a mate; for him, it was only a waste of time and energy.Oliver was forced to pretend as a high school senior student transferee at Zenith Academy, and his bad-boy yet mysterious aura made the girls fall for him except with one girl, Victoria.Excerpt:“How dare you steal my first kiss from me?" Victoria hissed as she looked daggers at Oliver."And why do you ever feel so stressed about it when I can feel you enjoyed that kiss so much? It was just a kiss, Victoria. Besides, you don't even know how to kiss." Oliver replied with a smirk that made her angrier."If you want, I can give you a kissing tutorial for free." He said and left her without taking a second glance, and that is why Victoria hated him with all her heart.He was the only guy on campus who got the courage to mess with the school queen by kissing her. He hated everything about her especially her guts, but he couldn't deny himself that the kiss he shared with Victoria was the best kiss he ever had.During Victoria's eighteenth birthday, she discovered what she truly is, a secret she can't even tell her best friend. And she realized the world she knew was all lies. Victoria couldn't accept what she was, and she found refuge in the arms of
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RomanceThe kiss grew more passionate as he felt her warm supple body pressing against his chest. He couldn’t believe how soft she was. He was gentler this time, making love to her with a slow, languorous pace, pausing now and then to check the expression on her face. Kira was… transported. She no longer felt the fabric of the sheets underneath her. One moment, she was floating in the air, cuddled by cotton candy clouds. The next, she’d become one with a dinghy, bobbing up and down with the undulating waves. His scent enveloped her. He was on top of her, using his arms to support his weight and avoid crushing her. She snuggled up closer to him, safe and snug, cocooned in his warmth. Kira had always marvelled at Austyn’s stamina, but he outdid himself tonight.In the midst of overwhelming rapture, Kira still had the presence of mind to broach the subject she’d been meaning to bring up. ‘My dad’s medical bills…’ Austyn paused. He frowned as he looked into those beseeching eyes. ‘It’ll be taken care of by the end of business day tomorrow,’ he said with a bit of an edge in his voice. Kira breathed out. ******She is a 21-year-old college student who dreams of becoming a journalist. He is the heir of the McCarthy family and president of a business empire. She is bright-eyed and vivacious, a glass-half-full kind of gal. When life throws her a curveball, she knocks it out of the park.He is the archetypal alpha male, aggressive and domineering. Endowed with both brains and brawn, he steamrolls over his enemies and rules his company with an iron fist. The two would never have crossed paths if not for a cruel twist of fate. Kira’s world was turned upside down when her father was hospitalised after a car accident. The medical bills were astronomical. Austyn McCarthy offered her a way out. The price: becoming his contract wife. At night, he consummated their marriage but called out another woman’s name. Who was she? Why did Austyn marry Kira if he was in love with someone else? Kira was his lawful wife, but she had no right to ask these questions. Then one day, the woman showed up in front of her…
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By: SharadaUrban Romance"You'll be my wife on paper only. You'll have everything—except my heart. You'll never be Marina."For five years, Lily lived as David's secret wife—his poised secretary by day, his invisible stand-in by night. Every cold touch reminded her she was just a replacement. Every whispered “Marina” cut deeper than the last.Then his ex returned. And without hesitation, David cast Lily aside like she meant nothing.So she did what she should have done years ago.She signed the divorce papers.She walked away.But now, David couldn't escape her absence. Her silence burned him in ways Marina never could.And suddenly, the man who swore he'd never love her was determined to get her back.By any means necessary.Even if it meant breaking her all over again.She paid the price for loving him once.Now, he'd pay for losing her forever.
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RomanceWhen Emelie Hoven was hopelessly in love with William Middleton, she almost ended up losing her life. But to William, she was only someone convenient who he thought couldn't live without him.And so, she decided to stop loving him.William didn't like that Emelie was too calm, too rational, and too independent. Later, his wish came true—he got to see her relying on someone and being gentle.He wasn't the recipient, though.On the day of Emelie's wedding, she smiles brightly as she sits on a chair and waits for her groom and his groomsmen to pass the test she and her bridesmaids have set up for them. The atmosphere is lively. Suddenly, William shows up out of nowhere.He gets on one knee before her and holds her hands, looking like he's almost worshipping her. "Leave him, please. Come with me. You loved me first, didn't you?"
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RomanceTinanggap niya ang isang nakakahiyang kahilingan para isalba ang kanilang family business. Pagkatapos ng kanyang pagbubuntis at panganganak, nakapanlulumo ang pagkamatay ng Papa niya. Nakipagsabwatan ang fiance niya sa stepsister niya para mapaalis siya sa Mont family. Bumalik siya pagkatapos ng tatlong taon at wala siyang ibang choice kung ‘di i-provoke ang isang mapagmataas na lalaki para lang mabawi ang villa ng Papa niya. Pero na-corner na siya ng lalaki. Nanginginig siyang nagsalita, “Mr. Fudd, ‘di ko sinasadyang ma-offend ka…” Nag-isip ang lalaki at sumagot, “It’s too late, kailangan ko ng bayad.”So bakit niya ginawang tunay ang pekeng kasal nila? Nag-blush siya pero walang paki ang lalaki. Naaliw ang lalaki at tinitigan siya. ”May anak ka na, ano pang silbi ng pagpapakipot mo?”Nanlaki ang mga mata ng cute na little munchkin sa tabi niya at hinawakan ang kamay niya, “Mommy, gusto ko na ng little brother!”
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