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By: Julie LarsonRomanceAfter his unforgettable girl came back, Walter Stewart filed for divorce.Denise Boldwin knew very well that she could never make Walter come back to her, so she resolutely divorced.But Denise didn't know someone wanted to kill her, and she was almost killed.Seven years later, she returned from the ashes.Walter said, "You are not dead!"Denise smiled sweetly. "Mr. Stewart, if you want to cooperate, then kneel down and apologize to me for what happened back then."Later, Walter found out about the existence of their children.Walter asked, "Are they my kids?"Denise laughed and said, "Mr. Stewart, being shameless is also a disease. You should find yourself a doctor."Turning around, Denise patted her chest, almost frightened to death. She was really afraid that he would snatch the baby from her.Later, Walter hugged her. "Denise, I want to snatch not only the child but also you."
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RomanceBella Thompson assumed a new identity and entered into a three-year marriage contract with Justin Salvador, hoping to win his heart with her unwavering devotion.To her dismay, Justin hastily presented her with the divorce papers as soon as their contractual period expired. Heartbroken, Bella signed them and returned home, resuming her identity as the heiress of the Thompson business empire.From then on, Bella no longer hid her remarkable talents. She was not only a billionaire heiress, but also a medical prodigy, a world-class hacker, and a fencing champion.Determined to get her revenge, Bella went all out to humiliate her ex-husband’s childhood sweetheart at an auction. She also became her ex-husband’s biggest business rival.Finally, Justin confronted her, saying, “Bella Thompson! Must you be so ruthless?”Bella sneered and retorted, “How I treat you now is only a fraction of the cruelty you subjected me to back then!”
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RomanceBella Thompson assumed a new identity and entered into a three-year marriage contract with Justin Salvador, hoping to win his heart with her unwavering devotion.To her dismay, Justin hastily presented her with the divorce papers as soon as their contractual period expired. Heartbroken, Bella signed them and returned home, resuming her identity as the heiress of the Thompson business empire.From then on, Bella no longer hid her remarkable talents. She was not only a billionaire heiress, but also a medical prodigy, a world-class hacker, and a fencing champion.Determined to get her revenge, Bella went all out to humiliate her ex-husband’s childhood sweetheart at an auction. She also became her ex-husband’s biggest business rival.Finally, Justin confronted her, saying, “Bella Thompson! Must you be so ruthless?”Bella sneered and retorted, “How I treat you now is only a fraction of the cruelty you subjected me to back then!”
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WerewolfWhen Teresa Bradley, a young journalist with a passion for photography, meets Sebastian in a park, she becomes captivated by his beauty. Trying to capture his emotions, she falls into a river, risking her life. A powerful bond forms between them after Sebastian rescues her.As Teresa tries to make sense of her terrifying experience, Lettice, Sebastian’s great-great grandmother, kidnaps her, revealing secrets about her own existence. Bash is determined to save his human Luna, so he's gathering an army with his cousin Liam and their pack.Despite the chaos and danger, a beautiful love story blossoms, with challenges to face. Teresa accepts her destiny and the bond she shares with Bash, but the threat is far from over. Rejected by her family, Lettice turns into a vengeful hellhound consumed by hatred and seeking revenge.Will Lettice's revenge be the downfall of the Kielder Pack, or can Sebastian and Teresa keep their family and lives safe?
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RomanceWhen Cat Walker’s life comes crashing down, her job is the only thing holding her together. What she doesn’t know is that the ravishing man who met her at a bar and offered a helping hand is the last person she should be getting involved with: her boss, Luke.As Cat works closely with Luke, the lines between work and emotions begin to blur. For once, someone believes in her and her abilities. After so many disappointments, someone finally cares about her.But along with Luke comes his family, a high-class, powerful group who don’t like Cat at all. Not only is she a wedge between Luke and the other socialite they want him to marry, but there’s… history between her and the newest addition to the family: her exboyfriend who is now engaged to Luke’s pregnant sister.Saved by the Billionaire’s Love is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
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WerewolfBlurb: Tricia is rejected by her mate and betrayed by her sister who Tricia catches in bed with her mate. Pregnant, humiliated and scared, Tricia leaves the pack and is kidnapped to another pack. There she meets Alpha Joel,Alpha of fullmoon pack. She strikes a marriage deal with Joel. Joel had no interest in marriage or family after losing his mate to the cold hands of death in a war. Joel marries Tricia and claims her baby so he would be free from the pressures of producing an heir for the throne. What happens when Tricia realizes that Alpha Joel has been looking for her and he wants her back with the baby just because himself and Hailey can't bear children. Two broken hearts of Joel and Tricia become connected and start to find comfort, love and peace with each other. Would this comfort last? Would their love be strong enough to shield them from what is coming?
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FantasyThe world undergoes a drastic transformation—the sea swallows 90% of the land. Mysterious beings emerge from the depths of the ocean. They are noble and arrogant, beautiful yet deadly.
Elara Turner is their keeper, but she falls into the web they have carefully weaved with harmless acts and illusions.
A frail young man mutated from a sea hare holds her hand tightly, tears in his eyes as he murmurs, "Don't leave, Elle…"
A handsome half-man, half-squid shields her, stopping everyone from getting close to her. "I'll become even more valuable. Don't give up on me…"
The most dangerous being of all is the gorgeous merman that's been washed ashore. He changes destiny and protects her almost obsessively.
What happens when cold-blooded creatures have people they love?
They pretend to be like her so that they can approach her and win her over.
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Urban RomanceThe moment my biological brother shot me through the skull, I felt no hatred—only utter absurdity. He killed me not because I betrayed our family, but because his most cherished possession—the adopted sister Bianca, our family's “holy maiden”—had become “allergic” to my words. She was born with a divine gift: any lie caused her excruciating pain, hives, and shock. And I, the newly found and accepted biological daughter, triggered her most violent reactions with every breath, every defense. My every sincere word became her weapon to prove my “innate evil”; My desperate struggle to survive only solidified my reputation as an irredeemable “liar.” Truly, this was the cruelest joke God could have played. So when the gunshot rang out beside my ear, I felt no surprise. But when I opened my eyes, I found myself back on the very first day I was reclaimed by the family. This time, I knew the rules of the game.
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Urban RomanceSix years after she left him waiting at the altar, Charles Anthony Oxford finally met Isabella Shade. And six years proved to be a long time as Isabella was already married and Charles who had grown his wealth, well, he was in search of a wife for certain reasons.On learning that his runaway bride’s company was in financial crisis because of her good-for-nothing husband’s gambling problems amongst other reasons, Charles saw an opportunity. Two, actually.Not only would he be getting a wife, he would be able to exact revenge on the woman who had left him heartbroken, in his own way.All he had to do was remind her of the terrible thing she had done, torture her a bit with a sexual toss here and there, remind her of her present status and all she needed to do was agree to his terms and become his wife…But with a woman like Isabella, it just wasn’t going to be so easy…[Contains mature scenes]
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Urban RomanceWhen Samantha Knott opens her eyes, she realizes she has time traveled 50 years into the past.In her past life, she found out on her deathbed that her husband, Harry Wright, had been having an affair with his first love, Lydia Yeager, for 50 years.He was usually away from home for 20 days in a month, claiming that he was on a business trip. But in reality, he was vacationing with Lydia.Everyone in the family knew what was going on. Only Samantha was kept in the dark.Harry wasn't willing to marry Lydia because he didn't want her to be trapped in the kitchen, wanting her to be his precious princess.On the other hand, Samantha was only worthy of being a worn-out housewife who was covered in oil and salt every day.When Samantha died, everyone agreed that she got what she deserved. She had a petty heart, so she deserved to be angered to death.
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RomanceEvelyn Monroe marries Jasper Richmond, shocking Oshire's upper crust."Jasper only married Evelyn after proposing to his true love and getting rejected.""Evelyn tricked Jasper into marrying her. No matter what she does, she's not winning his love.""Evelyn is nothing but a substitute for Jasper's true love. Once she's back, Evelyn will need to get lost."Evelyn knows her place. When the time comes, she doesn't wait for Jasper to kick her out. She takes the initiative to pack her stuff and leave, making space for his true love.The day after she disappears, Jasper searches for her like a madman.Another wave of rumors spreads through Oshire like wildfire.Jasper has long since had feelings for Evelyn!Jasper's true love has been a lie this whole time. It's actually Evelyn!Jasper got close to Evelyn's boyfriend back in the day so he could steal her from him!
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By: aflyingwhaleUrban Romance"I can feel it," he said with his back still turned to me."What?""You eye-raping me," he chuckled and turned around."Don't you own a shirt?" I rolled my eyes at him, trying to keep my cool. "And why are you calling me out here for?"Ryder smirked. He cleaned his hands with a towel and tossed it off somewhere. "To pick up where we left off," he said as he stalked towards me.I didn't move away, I was too entranced. In one swift move, Ryder grabbed my face with both hands and he kissed me fiercely and passionately. Just the contact was enough to send shivers up and down my spine. I couldn’t hold back anymore, so I kissed him back, feverishly. He smiled and I smiled too, and he used this opportunity to slip his tongue inside.***What happens when a girl falls in love with the one person she's not supposed to?***"You and me, and never us: a complicated series of almost-interactions."It's the summer before college and Kara is forced to spend the holidays with her new family. Little does she know, a lot can happen in one hot summer.The moment Kara lays her eyes on Ryder, she knows she's a goner. She has never met anyone as sexy, fun, and liberating. But she's made a promise that she won't give herself away before marriage.The moment Ryder lays his eyes on Kara, he knows his life wouldn't be the same again. He has never met a girl so pure and genuine. He's made it his life mission to be with her, for better or for worse."If God is love, you're my religion."Sometimes we can't choose who we fall in love with. Kara and Ryder's love for one another is the kind of love that only comes once in a blue moon, but unfortunately, they can never be anything more than a brother and sister. All that love, yet it is barely anything at all...
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WerewolfSenior student Victoria Winner is the campus queen and the heiress of her father’s empire, her name and beauty give her the strength to feel she owns the world. She is the hottest girl on campus, yet she doesn't want to date because, for her, no one is above her, and she is too beautiful to date just with anyone. And too proud of herself that no boys have ever kissed her. Girls envy her while she can toy the boys with her fingers. Until one day, a new guy on campus ruined her reputation by kissing her.Oliver Prize is the handsome and hot Alpha of the Valiant Pack, the most feared pack in the entire werewolf community. He was devastated when the elders asked him to watch over his mate from the Sterling Pack since he doesn’t believe in falling in love, and having a mate; for him, it was only a waste of time and energy.Oliver was forced to pretend as a high school senior student transferee at Zenith Academy, and his bad-boy yet mysterious aura made the girls fall for him except with one girl, Victoria.Excerpt:“How dare you steal my first kiss from me?" Victoria hissed as she looked daggers at Oliver."And why do you ever feel so stressed about it when I can feel you enjoyed that kiss so much? It was just a kiss, Victoria. Besides, you don't even know how to kiss." Oliver replied with a smirk that made her angrier."If you want, I can give you a kissing tutorial for free." He said and left her without taking a second glance, and that is why Victoria hated him with all her heart.He was the only guy on campus who got the courage to mess with the school queen by kissing her. He hated everything about her especially her guts, but he couldn't deny himself that the kiss he shared with Victoria was the best kiss he ever had.During Victoria's eighteenth birthday, she discovered what she truly is, a secret she can't even tell her best friend. And she realized the world she knew was all lies. Victoria couldn't accept what she was, and she found refuge in the arms of
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RomanceAfter being evicted by the Gray family, Shannon Gray magically becomes the heiress of an affluent family.
The Gray family regrets kicking her out and wants the Jensen family to give them half its assets as compensation. Shannon sneers and uses a truth-telling talisman to expose the Gray family's true colors and the skeletons in its closet. Similarly, when a scumbag refuses to leave her alone, she easily makes him have nightmares every night.
Her cousins look down on her and think she's a disgrace, but the head of the Shaw family comes knocking on their door, looking for her. "As long as you're willing to save my daughter, I'll agree to any condition you have!"
The head of another affluent family that's never gotten along with the Jensen family shamelessly comes knocking, too. "I was a fool for acting the way I did in the past. I'll announce to the world that I'm your lackey as long as you're willing to help me!"
Later, even Shannon's cousin, who once detested her, becomes her loyal follower. "She's the best cousin ever, and I'll curse anyone who dares say a word against her!"
After everything that's happened, the Jensen family finally snaps to their senses and realizes that Shannon, whom they'd thought was a pitiful little thing, is a master at geomancy and divination.
Shannon needs to rid people and places of malevolence, save lives, and suck up to a bigwig. She can't help saying, "I'm exhausted."
Benjamin "Bigwig" Cooper takes the initiative to share her burden. "You don't need to suck up to me. I'm already yours."
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WerewolfThis is a collection of werewolf stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat, flipping through the pages and wanting more.*************************Book1: Her Alpha MateFreya is the joy and life of the pack. All revere her as the daughter of Alpha.She's blessed by the moon goddess. The Moon Goddess blessed her with a heart of gold.But her mate Zack, an alpha, doesn't want her because he doesn't want a mate.*********Book 2: Her Broken MateSarah is now twenty-three and still without a mate.When visiting the packhouse, she finally found her mate.The son of the Alpha. The hottest man she ever met.But he is a mute.*********Book 3: Her PassionAva is a rogue who is forced by a new law to attend a school for werewolves for a year. There she meets her mate, a certain Alpha, who has a grudge against all rogues. Will he get the life he has always longed for, or will his pride get the better of him?*********Book 4: Her Annoying MateMary James has had a pretty rough life. After being betrayed and heartbroken by both her boyfriend and her father, Mary moves to a small town to find comfort with her mother. All isn't as it seems, and soon Mary finds herself in a world she didn't even know existed outside of novels and movies. Not only does the city seem bizarre to her, but her senses sharpen, her temper gets out of control, and her hunger grows. When an arrogant, egotistical, sexy and possessive alpha male who didn't want her in the first place comes along, her life seamlessly descends into madness.
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Urban RomanceChloe Quall trades her military uniform for an apron and dedicates herself to building Curtis Green's company.
In return, she hears him say, "Chloe, how could you ever compare to Sonya? She's a strong, independent female captain, while you're just a useless secretary, pouring coffee and passing memos."
Even his friends mock and dismiss her as nothing.
None of them know that she once led the special forces, where flying fighter jets on missions was as routine as breakfast for her. She's fluent in five languages and graduated as the top science student in Corvessia. Even elite hackers answered to her.
On the day she receives her parents' ashes at the military camp, Curtis is busy escorting his first love's mother to the hospital for a minor wound.
That's the final blow. Chloe signs the divorce papers and heads to the airport, cradling her parents' urn.
The whole of Corvessia is shaken. Generals and soldiers come in droves to salute her departure. And that's when Curtis finally realizes his ex-wife comes from a family of heroes, her home filled with medals of honor.
He was the one who was never worthy of her.
Later, jealousy consumes him as he watches Brian Steele—heir to Corvessia's most powerful family—stand at Chloe's side.
With his arms wrapped possessively around her waist, Brian murmurs in her ear, "You're mine, Chloe. If you ever dare to rekindle things with your ex, I'll make him disappear."
Chloe gives the powerful, ruthless man a bored look and responds with a dismissive roll of her eyes. That night, Brian backs her against the door and pleads desperately for her love.
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Werewolf"""You're mine, Betty. You always have been.""""I'm not…""""Yes, you are. Fight me off all you want. Lie to my face that you don't feel shit for me anymore. Keep refusing to tell me why your son has such a striking resemblance with me. I don't care. Because one thing is clear as fucking day, Betty…""""And — and what's that?""""You miss me. You crave my touch. Now say that's a lie too. I dare you. I double dare you…""––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Sold to the cold, domineering Alpha by her abusive stepfather, Betty is dangling from one miserable fate to another.When she realizes the cold Alpha is her fated mate, she tries to win his love. But his aloof nature makes it impossible.One night, she runs away from the Pack, with his unborn heir. She starts life anew away from him and everyone else who has made life hell for her.Years later, he shows up in front of her, begging for her love and forgiveness. But this time, she's not the naive and pitiful girl he once knew. This time, she's determined to keep her son and her body away from him. No matter how hard it is. And no matter how badly she's tempted to go back into his strong, alluring arms.She needs to stay away from him. But that's not easy, especially when he's stalking her now and going out of his way to seduce her back into his life.How long before her strong resolve breaks? Or will she forever stick to her vow of never returning to him? "
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UrbanI'm the Smith family's adoptive son and a walking blood bank for Racquelle Smith, the heiress of the Smith family. She was born weak and has Rh-negative blood. I share her blood type, so her parents find me and use a contract to bind me to her.In exchange, they will pay for my paralyzed and bedridden sister's medical bills until she's back to normal.The contract starts when I'm ten and ends when Racquelle turns 20. The day they adopt me is the first day of the contract.Racquelle hates me, though. She thinks I'm after the Smith family's fortune and that I'm into her. She mocks and insults me for ten years, constantly calling me her dog.I react calmly, but deep down, I hate her.All I need to do is hang on for another month. I'll be free once her 20th birthday comes.
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RomanceWhen Emelie Hoven was hopelessly in love with William Middleton, she almost ended up losing her life. But to William, she was only someone convenient who he thought couldn't live without him.And so, she decided to stop loving him.William didn't like that Emelie was too calm, too rational, and too independent. Later, his wish came true—he got to see her relying on someone and being gentle.He wasn't the recipient, though.On the day of Emelie's wedding, she smiles brightly as she sits on a chair and waits for her groom and his groomsmen to pass the test she and her bridesmaids have set up for them. The atmosphere is lively. Suddenly, William shows up out of nowhere.He gets on one knee before her and holds her hands, looking like he's almost worshipping her. "Leave him, please. Come with me. You loved me first, didn't you?"
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Urban RomanceLila Hart has loved Dorian Blake for five years, yet it only takes an afternoon for her to decide to leave him. That day, she kept replaying the video of Dorian casually giving a bracelet he always wears to his so-called sister.
Lila calmly asks for a breakup, but Dorian thinks she's just throwing a tantrum. Later, he hears that Lila went through hell and back to get the bracelet for him.
That day itself, he flies to the place where she got the bracelet and sees the wish she wrote and hung on a tree. "I wish Dorian's life is smooth sailing and that he gets everything he wants!"
Someone sees the almighty Dorian get on his knees before Lila, pressing his forehead to her fingers. He pleads hoarsely, "Please love me once more, Lila."
The door behind her opens, and Kieran Morgan, the CEO of Morgan Group, pulls her into his arms. "Sorry, but you're out of chances."
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Urban RomanceSylvia Reid sells herself off.For ten million dollars, she deliberately gets close to the Kaplan family's only son in Portsham—a man who has sworn off marriage—to bear his child so the Kaplan family's bloodline can continue.After working as his secretary for six months, Sylvia finally takes advantage of the cold-faced workaholic's drunken state to complete the deed.After exerting herself the entire night, she belatedly realizes that she had slept with the wrong target!This man isn't the only son of the Kaplan family, but rather, he was his younger uncle, Arnaud Kaplan. Now, she only has two choices. One, to compensate the Kaplan family an astronomical penalty fee as stated in the contract, or seduce Arnaud's nephew, Tyler Kaplan, right under his nose.At the end of his patience, Arnaud drags her out and pins her against the wall. Sylvia pleads, "Mr. Kaplan, listen to me. I only chose the second option because I'm broke!"
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UrbanOn my fifth wedding anniversary, I prepare a candlelight dinner and wait for my wife the whole night. Yet she and our twin sons accompany her first love on a stroll through a shopping mall. The paparazzi catch them, and they make the trending topics.
My wife, who's always been against being intimate with me, allows her first love to wrap his arm around her waist. My younger son, who's always been a germaphobe, kisses the man on his cheek and laughs happily.
I call them to ask what's going on, but my wife tells me not to be petty. "Jared and I have been reunited after five years apart—what's so bad about me introducing our sons to him?"
Before I can say anything, my younger son starts fussing. "You're such a buzzkill, Dad. Jared's much better than you—I even want him as my dad now!"
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