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WerewolfWhen you run into your highschool bf, who now is a billionaire, at a restaurant, he cornered you in a toilet"Behavior yourself." You warned him"Be a good girl if you don't want to be heard. "
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WerewolfWhen you attended a wedding, The groom was your childhood best friend who you haven't seen in yrs,The wedding stopped when he confessed he's in love with someone else. Worse still, he walked to you and put his hands on your belly, "It's okay, honey. I will take care of you and our baby. "You: WTH? What baby?
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By: XyueallWillow never imagined that she would be reborn as a gluttonous, lazy woman who consorted with a deceitful man. Her husband was serving in the military, leaving behind a young brother of six or seven years old, who was abused by the original owner of her body to the point of being bedridden!Facing the mockery and insults of the crowd, Willow decided to prove herself through her actions! She was not a worthless woman, nor was she a pushover! She confronted her mother-in-law, battled her sisters-in-law, stood up to her aunt, and along with her little brother, she struck out on her own, taking control of her life!Just when things were getting on track, her husband suddenly returned...
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allMadison was forced by her aunt to sleep with a mysterious man to save her mother. The next day, the most influential man in the city found her, and she became his sinful wife he could not introduce to the world.Since then, she was the flirtatious courtesan who had been misunderstood and despised by everyone during the day. At night, she was being held tightly in Allen Whitlock’s arm as he coaxed her to sleep.As she was falling deeper and deeper into their relationship, Allen abandoned her and took her to the freezing operating table despite her pregnancy…She completely disappeared from Allen’s world. Everyone thought Mr. Whitlock had finally gotten rid of his greedy and cunning ex-wife, but little did they know that he missed her so much every night that it drove him to the brink of insanity. Several years later, Madison returned with a little kid who looked exactly like him. Allen secured her tightly in his arm, his eyes filled with a manic glint as he pleaded with a husky voice. “Madison, I can give you my life. Please come back to me…”
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WerewolfAshly is not some cute little Omega who wants to please Alphas; she can kick any Alpha or Beta who tries to mess with her. Even the Alpha is her own mate. Alex knows Ashly is his Omega, but he is scared that Omega rejects him; she already kicked his pack ass. But when the truth unfolded about the Omega identity, he was shocked and somehow happy. Alex had finally decided to confess his burning love to his mate. They both gave in to their overflowing feelings, but Ashly couldn't help her growing fears to slowly consume her. After their graduation, things become hard for Ashly. Alex leaves to see his family, and he never comes back. Ashly waits for him in front of his door with a baby inside her, but the Alpha never comes back. After a year, they meet again. What will be the outcome? Will Ashly still love her Alpha no matter what happens, and will Alex finally tell the truth to Ahley? What happens when Alex sees a child who exactly looks like him? "He is my pup." "No, he is not; you are nothing but a stranger to him. So, get out and never come back here. Ashly Madden doesn't need an Alpha."
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Werewolf3 years ago, I faked a pregnancy to steal half a million dollars from my mate. I felt as if I didn’t have any other choice as I had to pay my brother’s ransom or let him die. Now, I would rather die than spend another day being treated with icy, bitter resentment. My name is Rachel Flores and I rejected my alpha mate because I’m ready to live, not just survive!***"Who are you?" I came awake with a jerk, disoriented and aching all over. A heavy male body lay beside me---we were both naked except for the sheet covering our bodies. I searched my memories of the night before, trying to figure out how I had gotten here while attempting to wrap the sheet around my body. I stopped when I realized I'd leave my bed partner totally nude.I remembered myself saying over and over, "I'm your mate!"I eased myself off the bed to look for clothes. I tried to be as quiet as I could so I didn't wake up the stranger. His scent was all over me, all over everything really. Rich and masculine...
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allYvonne did everything to maintain her marriage, but her husband Benson could never forget his “first love”. As their marriage seemed on the brink of collapse and Yvonne could easily chat with other admirers, Benson’s heart grew conflicted, as if an insurmountable wall always stood between them.
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WerewolfTrigger Warning: 18+, rape, abuse, Mature and sexual content, slavery, violence. "Don't get the ideas that you are ever going to receive anything other than hate from me, Athena. I don't need a mate. I don't need a weak pathetic bond like this to survive," He growled as he grabbed a fistful of my hair and harshly threw me on the bed.I was naked and helpless in front of his menacing eyes."Sebastian, please don't do this..." "I have purchased you from that auction only because you'll come in use to tame my wolf, and you are nothing but a good that I will use every day and night for my pleasure. And your life in hell starts from today." "Please don't..." I begged but none of my words affected him. I backed away till my body hit against the headboard but he dragged me by my ankles and shredded the last piece of fabric, my panties, and threw it away.****After being sold by my parents to auctioneers because of being a wolf-less she-wolf. When fate landed me in my mate's arms from the auction, for once I thought I was finally going to find happiness...someone who'd love me. But it was another hell I landed into.Sebastian Valdez-- was known as the cursed Alpha who killed his own father. Everyone feared him, his barbaric deeds had no bounds, and he did not have a heart. He only had one rule in his life--Thrive in others' pain. But what he did to me was even worse. He snatched my innocence, abused me, raped me every night, hurt me beyond extreme, and left me with only the want to escape from his cage but that was until I got to know what his curse was......I want to save him from the curse, no matter what he has done to me. I love him as his mate, not just a good from the auction...
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WerewolfAlyssa never expected her life to get this bad. A sudden rogue attack wiped off her pack, turning her into a mute and wolfless orphan.She once believed that being mated with her crush Ezekiel was compensation for her miserable life. However, it just made her life worse. What could be more suffering than your fated mate unwanting you and even your child?Ezekiel already picked himself a perfect Luna but fate gave her a mute mate. And owing to his father's last words, he had to marry Alyssa to get his rightful Alpha position. He married her yet kept their relationship unpublized. He hated her but wasn't ready to let her go.Everyone believed Alyssa would bear and wait like she always did until Ezekiel finally could make a decision. He's her husband, her mate, and her Alpha, and taking in everything he wanted without complaining was her duty. No one expected she would be the one who asked for a divorce and even dared to run away carrying his heir.Ezekiel swore to make this little omega pay but why did his heart break when she returned smiling at some other guy?
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allA marriage bound by a contract, and she was obliged to accept it. He was her boss, and she was his secretary.She gave him everything he wanted, but her love was neglected, but when she decided to leave, he offered her a contract marriage to make her stay. But, someone occupied his heart, and he couldn’t offer anything to her except his talent on the bed. After their marriage, she endured the pain, but scheme after scheme destroyed her tolerance. Finally, she was ready to leave him, but suddenly he refused to let her go. Charles seemed to feel her sorrow, hugged her suddenly, and whispered, “Sarah, you can trust me. I won’t ever be with her. You are different from all those other women. I really want to be with you. If I didn’t, then I wouldn’t have cut off relationships with all other women. Don’t you believe me now?”Sarah sobbed gently, “If you have accepted that it’s over with her, why do you still keep her photo in your wallet? Why do you still miss her? Don’t you see how it’s hurting me?”Charles stared at her, “She’s just another woman from my past!”The atmosphere between them became suffocating, and Charles said in a low voice, “Sarah, have I told you that you could leave? Remember, I’m your boss. You are my secretary and my wife!”Angrily, Charles shouted again, “Sarah, I’m your man!”“Uh? My man?” Sarah laughed and stared at him. Tears began to slip down her cheeks, “Are you, my man? Mr. President, I am just a mere possession of yours and never become your wife! Set me free, I’m begging you!”
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WerewolfAt that night Anastasia was kidnapped by her enemies, a beast saved her. The Alpha King. Bourne.Since then, she was taken to his Pack and pointed by him as his Luna.But that's not what she wanted! She tried her best to escape from him, yet every time ended up being caught by him."Since you don't want to be my Luna, then be my breeding slave!" Finally, her escape angered him.After that, she could only survive by pleasing him in bed.She thought one day he would kill her, but the truth was, he always secretly protected her.She didn't know why he insisted on keeping her with him, until the day, she found the reason and the secret of his pack...which were enough to turn her whole world upside down.
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Werewolf"What's the big rush, little mate?" he asked, shifting his head from side to side."No, no, no big rush," I muttered nervously under my breath. Alex's closeness was stirring unknown feelings inside me.Alex's hand moved to the side of my face, and I flinched at his touch as he carefully removed a stray hair from my face. Did I just feel sparks?"Why are you scared of me, little mate?" he asked, his husky voice full of emotion."I-I-I am not," I stuttered nervously. "I-I-I am just..."Alex moved his head to my nape, extended his canines, and scraped my marking spot. I shivered, feeling my legs give out under my weight. He slowly pulled his head back and took a deep, lingering whiff of my scent."Ahh," he said excitedly, licking his lips. "You smell so bloody delicious."Alexander took my innocence last night, and now he is taking that thing Angelica in his office as his Luna. Emily became the laughingstock of the pack on her 18th birthday and never expected the Alpha's son to be her mate. After a night of passionate love, Emily discovers her mate has chosen another to be his Luna. Heartbroken and humiliated, she disappears from the pack.Now, five years later, Emily is a respected high-ranking warrior in the King Alpha's army. When her best friend invites her to a night of music and laughter, she never expects to run into her mate. Will her mate figure out it is her? Will he chase after her? Most of all, will Emily be able to keep her secrets safe or rekindle the tango in his heart?
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all"Anna, your 22nd birthday is just around the corner," Lisa Melrose chirps, her voice tinged with anticipation. "You have to pick a fiancé from five men. Have you made up your mind yet?"Adrianna Quinnen stands by the window, caressing the windowsill absentmindedly. Sunlight shines through the glass pane, bathing her in a warm glow—but it does nothing to melt the cold look in her eyes. "Yes," she whispers. "I knew it!" Lisa laughs. "You've been following James around since you were a child. You'll definitely pick him, won't you?""No." Adrianna's voice was steady. "I'm not picking him."
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By: Valeria Welchall"Evander Graves, I will never divorce you!"Before being reborn, she hated him, and would not hesitate to force her to die in order to leave him!It wasn't until she was disfigured by scumbags and sluts, and thrown into a cave to be tortured, that she knew that the man she hated the most had already loved her to the bone and became paranoid!In order to save her, he would give up everything!Once reborn, she will love him, pet him, and make money to support him!She wears countless vests and earns a billion dollars with a pair of adorable babies!Unexpectedly, he was wrapped in his arms, "One billion? It's not enough to coax me."In the next second, 10 billion was credited to her mobile phone."Take it and be my sugar mommy."
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By: ALYSSAH K. HERNANDEZallIn the heart of Spain, Mayara, an orphaned soul burdened by a life of despair, receives a cryptic letter promising revelations about her true identity. Skeptical yet desperate for change, she embarks on a journey to Mexico, unknowingly stepping into a world ruled by powerful mafias and politicians. It's the story of young Mayara, an unfortunate orphan whose life seemed destined for sadness and misery. However, everything changes as she uncovers the truth about her family by coming to Mexico. Reuniting with childhood crush amidst secrets, she uncovers her past while battling Santiago's gold quest, linked to events 18 years ago. Loyalty and unspoken affections aid Mayara in navigating Cancun's dual existence. As she unravels mysteries, she must confront old rivals and decide her heart's path in a journey of redemption and revelation.
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By: Samantha DanielsallAt the age of fourteen, she was already an elite in the war department, and by nineteen, she had become the renowned Goddess of War. Today, she returns with glory to claim her rightful place in society. However, upon her arrival, she discovers a grave injustice: her six-year-old brother has been targeted for murder by a scheming girl, and the CEO of a prominent corporation is responsible for the vile act.Fueled by fury, she vows to make the CEO pay for his crimes against her family. But to her surprise, she finds herself embroiled in a power struggle with the CEO's father, a senior officer in the war department who seeks to avenge his son's misfortune. Undeterred, she showed her badge of honor, which outranks his father's. "My way or the highway," she says with a sneer.
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allJasmine Lane, unwilling to accept the arranged marriage, escaped her wealthy family in Jenvil and fled to Horinton.With her help, the poor Timothy Smith has become a powerful figure in the business field, and Matthew Jackman, the illegitimate son, has won the Best Actor award. Just when they reach the prime of their lives, they call Jasmine a wicked woman and slap her in public because of a manipulative woman.Because of that, Jasmine makes her way back to Jenvil and marries the person they're most afraid of—the man who holds the reins of the Campbell family, Sebastian Campbell.Sometime later, the Smith Group's stock price tumbles, and Matthew is embroiled in controversies. The two beg for Jasmine to come back, but she simply holds her husband's arm with a faint grin. "I'm not taking in some unappreciative lapdogs."
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allFive years ago, Natalie Lunsford was framed by her fiance, Morris Shelton, and her stepsister, Hailey Lunsford. While she was put behind bars, they took her child away and abandoned them.
Five years later, she is released from prison, covered in scars. Yet, what greets her isn't her promised wedding but Morris and Hailey's grand engagement party.
After Natalie endures the public humiliation, her memories resurface—she has never been a good-for-nothing pushed around by everyone. On the contrary, she's a genius who's been hiding her talent for years.
International medical organizations beg her, a miracle doctor, to lead surgeries for them.
Firewalls around the globe are useless in the face of a top-class hacker like her.
She is also a genius painter whose paintings sell for hundreds of millions of dollars.
Natalie smiles faintly. "It's about time I'm paid what I'm owed."
Those who bullied and humiliated her in the past will eventually beg for mercy at her feet!
Until, one day, a cute child hugs her legs and exclaims, "I've finally found you, Mommy!"
Horatio Hurrell, known as the Prince of Jerrington, corners her against a wall. He rubs the imprint of a ring on her ring finger and says, "Our child's already this grown-up. How much longer are you going to continue hiding your identity, Mrs. Hurrell?"
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allEveryone says my life is over when Brandon Price calls off his engagement with me. I've been with him for five years, and my reputation is ruined after going to extremes to cater to his fancies. No one wants a woman like me.Later, when rumors spread about Brandon finding a new woman, the people around me wait to see me grovel at his feet and beg him to take me back.They don't know that I've volunteered to get into an arranged marriage with someone far away in Porthaven City on my sister's behalf.Before the wedding, I return the jewelry chest Brandon gave me. It contains an empty coupon card he gave me when we were younger, and I leave it blank. I make a clean break.After a long time, Brandon suddenly mentions me in conversation. "Has Reegan Rowland died or something? Why haven't I seen her around for so long?"Meanwhile, my newlywed husband kisses me awake after I've just experienced euphoria. "Be good, Reegan. We agreed on four rounds, and not a round less…"
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all“Ms. Clark, are you sure you want to change your name? Once you change your name, you'll need to update your education records, ID documents, and passport.” I nodded. “Yes, I'm sure.” The staff member tried to dissuade me. “Changing your name is actually quite troublesome, and your original name is quite nice. Why don't you think it over again?” “No, I've made up my mind.” I signed the name change consent form. “Thank you for your help.” “Alright, the name you want to change to is... Harriet, correct?” “Yes.” Harriet.
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allWe’ve been married for three years, but I’ve never truly had his love. When his childhood sweetheart returned, just as promised, all I was met with were the cold, glaring divorce papers.“If I were carrying our child, would you still choose to divorce?” I asked, holding onto the faintest glimmer of hope, making one last desperate plea.His response, as expected, was just as cold as ever. “Yes.”I closed my eyes, choking back tears, and finally chose to let go—to honor his decision.Years later, my heart had turned to ash. Lying in a hospital bed, I trembled as I signed the divorce papers. “Alexander, from this moment on, we owe each other nothing…”What I never saw coming was the ruthless, decisive CEO kneeling at my bedside, his voice hoarse, almost broken, as he pleaded, “Vivienne, don’t divorce me… please.”
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allAt her lowest point, Jasmine Scott signs an agreement with Calvin Ford's mother, marrying Calvin in exchange for financial support.
For three years, she plays the perfect wife—gentle, obedient, and endlessly patient. She cares for Calvin, helping him recover from both his disability and his anger, guiding him to stand on his feet again.
She thinks they might just make it work. But then, Olivia Zeller, Calvin's true love, returns.
On a stormy night, Calvin doesn't hesitate to abandon Jasmine just to pick Olivia up.
Later, he lies about a business trip, only to secretly attend a concert with Olivia. He even brings Olivia home and flirts with her right in front of Jasmine.
Jasmine finally decides to end it after one too many disappointments. She files for divorce.
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The next time Calvin sees Jasmine is at a glamorous banquet. His dull and boring ex-wife now stuns in haute couture, glowing with grace and elegance.
When he catches her giggling at another man, eyes sparkling, Calvin snaps and seethes with jealousy. He corners her and growls, "Jasmine, who gave you permission to be with another man?"
Without missing a beat, Jasmine slaps him. "Who let you off your leash? Touch me again and I'll report you for sexual harassment!"
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Jasmine moves into a new home, where she meets a gentle and dependable neighbor named Joshua Sutton.
He teaches her how to trust again, treats her with care, and spoils her like a princess. Every time she struggles, he stands behind her quietly and steadily.
Dates, love confessions, a proposal, even the wedding—he plans everything down to the tiniest detail. She doesn't have to lift a finger.
And that's when Jasmine finally realizes this is what it feels like to be truly cherished.
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