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allHer fiancé and stepsister work together to abduct her. As she tries to escape, she's violated and sullied.Sienna swears to get revenge when she rises from the ashes. That's when she finds out she's pregnant. The father of her child comes knocking on her door.He says, "Marry me, and I'll give you everything. I'll get rid of the scumbag, give you my money, and let you use me to your heart's content. The only thing I want is another child!"Sienna looks at him. "Could you take off your mask first?"Later, she's furious. "It's you, my archenemy!"He smiles dotingly. "Don't get mad, honey. You'll affect the babies."Sienna is rendered speechless.
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allFor seven years, Rosalie Ashford gives Lucian Fenwick all her love.She does everything to conceive his child—nights filled with intimacy, folk remedies, IVF treatments, and even surgery. She spares no effort.Yet in return, Lucian has the maid slip contraceptives into her soup without her knowledge. Time and time again, he shatters her dreams of motherhood.When Rosalie opens her eyes, she finds herself back in the fire that erupted seven years ago.She watches as her former husband sweeps up the woman he has always loved. Without so much as a glance back, he disappears into the flames, leaving Rosalie to suffocate alone in the smoke.At that moment, Rosalie realizes Lucian has been reborn too.But this time, he chooses the first woman who captured his heart.Rosalie no longer gives him a second thought.When Lucian comes to end things for the sake of the woman he loves, Rosalie doesn't hesitate and quickly marries her best friend's cousin.He is Julian Yarwood, the firefighter who rescued her from the flames.With his broad shoulders, trim waist, and long legs, he is the essence of manliness. The very day they wed, he gives her his paycheck.Lucian believes Rosalie is acting out of spite. "Even if you marry some man just to anger me, I won't come back to you."But later, he comes to a painful realization.The Rosalie he once abandoned now stands in the spotlight at an international AI summit.To make matters worse, the man he looked down on turns out to be far more impressive than he ever imagined.Seven years of infertility weighed heavily on Rosalie's past life. But in this life, she gives birth to fraternal twins with the firefighter. Within her womb, new life begins to grow.Finally, Lucian loses control. Kneeling before her, he cries out desperately, "Rosalie, it should have been me!"
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allI was kidnapped.The kidnapper turned out to be my boyfriend.I crushed his balls.While he was howling and begging me to let him go,I said,"You think this is the end? This is just the beginning."Nathan, for what you did to my sister, I'm going to make you pay back every bit of it.Every pain she suffered—I'll make you feel all of it, too.
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allHer father threatened her with her grandma's disease and forced ot her marry into the Howard family in replace of her sister. There was no wedding, no guests, and Lexie was just a mute bride. Her Husband said, "Though I am unhappy you r father made you marry to me in replace of your sister, since you have married to me, you should fulfil your obligation as a wife."
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all"Gale Warm, what the Warm family owes me is for you to pay!" Shawn Wood threw Gale Warm into a mental hospital, tortured and humiliated. Two years later, he married her. "Don't be delusional, you are just here to atone for your family sins." He hated her, and only wanted to bully her.Gale Warm endured it while searching for the truth, and proved her family's innocence. Later, Gale Warm threw the evidence on Shawn Wood's face. "I never owed you." Later, Shawn Wood turned pale overnight. He whispered in her ear day and night. "Gale, don't leave me. Otherwise, I won’t be able to live..." "Shawn Wood, how dare you threaten me!" "How dare I? You wouldn’t want our children to have no father, would you?"
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all‘Callie,’ he began, his voice husky, ‘crying over your ex-boyfriend won’t solve anything.’Confusion etched across her face, Callie furrowed her brows.‘Then what will?’ she demanded, her voice tinged with frustration.Elias leaned closer, his warm breath caressing her cheek. ‘You need to show him what he’s lost. Find a man who’s more handsome, more powerful, and richer than him. Then, make a grand entrance into his life with your new partner.’Callie scoffed, her eyes rolling in disbelief. ‘Where am I supposed to find someone like that?’Elias’s fingers gently lifted her chin, locking their gazes together.‘I can be that man,’ he said. ‘If you agree to be with me, I’ll protect you from any harm, including your ex-boyfriend.’**********************************************Elias Westwood, billionaire heir turned professional solider, a commanding presence on the battlefield, conceals a tender heart that beats for only one woman——Callie Hawthorne, a fearless surgical resident, possesses an innocent charm and wields her skills like a warrior in the operating theatre.Their first encounter thrusts them into a dangerous game of deception. Elias uses Callie as a pawn, their lips locked in a passionate kiss, fooling his pursuers. In that moment, Callie feels the allure of the enigmatic soldier, and a strange connection sparks between them.An impulsive decision seals their fate—a hasty marriage to escape an arranged union and prove Callie’s readiness to move on from a past love.Little did they know, this act would propel them onto an unforeseen path. Amidst the chaos of war, Elias risks his life for his countrymen, while Callie tends to the wounded and shelters refugees.In the midst of battle, a tender love blossoms. Elias’s strength and haunting scars captivate Callie, who shares the pain of being an orphan. She admires his unwavering bravery, finding solace in their shared experiences.Yet, their bond faces relentless challenges. Women vie for Elias’s attention, while men yearn for Callie’s affection. Sinister forces within the army conspire against Elias, and false accusations threaten to tear Callie away from the man she loves. And Elia’s search for the truth about his parents’ deaths leads him to confront one of the country’s most powerful families.Passion collides with suspense, and love battles against those who seek to tear them apart. Will Elias and Callie emerge unscathed from the shadows, or will their sacrifices shatter their dreams forever? Discover their fight for a future filled with hope, trust, and the promise of a happy ending.
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By: Penelope SawyerallEllen loves Ronen Gaiser, and everyone knows it.But her deep love was never paid off.After returning, she withdrew from the engagement!After the divorce, the bastard ex took the initiative to chase her bask.The seven elder brothers who ignored her in the previous life also surrounded her every day.Big brother: "Ellen, do you like the villa that big brother gave you?"The second brother: "Ellen, the song written by me, can you sing with me?"Third brother: "Ellen, do you like the gem necklace that I gave you?"Ronen Gaiser: "Honey, I was wrong."Everyone in the Zern Family said in unison: "Go away!"
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By: Riley Above StoryWerewolfWhen your billionaire alpha only married you for duty, you rejected him and left for good by faking your deathWhen you meet again, his eyes on . He wants to devour you. But he's interrupted. “Mommy who’s that?” "A stranger."“Say that again? Who am I to her?!”
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allAs they stood atop a cliff, the kidnapper held a knife to her throat, and the throat of his dream girl. “You can choose only one.”“I choose her,” the man said, pointing to his dream girl.Stella’s voice trembled as she said, “Weston… I’m pregnant.”Weston looked at her indifferently. “Gwen has a fear of heights.”Many years passed after that.Rumor had it that Ahn City’s prestigious Mr. Weston Ford was always lingering outside the house of his ex-wife, even breaking boundaries to pamper her, even if she would never bat an eyelid at him.Rumor had it that the night Stella brought a man home with her, Weston almost died at her door. Everyone was envious of Stella, but she smiled politely and said, “Don’t die at my door. I fear germs.”
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allJoanna Malone spends ten years with Rowan Swanson to finally hear him say, "Marry me."But on the day of their wedding, he leaves her behind and rushes off to save Hattie Duncan—the secretary who has been secretly in love with him for years.Too concerned for his safety to nurse her heartbreak, Joanna chases after him without a second thought.When she arrives at the scene, she watches in horror as Hattie—trying to protect confidential documents for Rowan—is pushed from a rooftop by one of his rivals. Hattie survives, but falls into a coma.Driven by guilt, Rowan sends Hattie to the most advanced private hospital for long-term care.Joanna agrees to his request and takes care of Hattie's mother, Sabrina Wilkinson, who suffers from a severe mental illness. For two years, she endures every vicious episode and every cruel insult Sabrina throws her way during each psychotic break.One day, during a particularly vicious episode, Sabrina rips through Joanna's belongings and cuts everything to shreds—including what Joanna believes to be her marriage certificate.Exhausted and emotionally worn, Joanna drags herself to the registry office to get a replacement.But the clerk frowns at the computer screen, then looks up and says, "Ms. Malone, this marriage certificate is a fake. According to our records, you've never been married."
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allI deeply loved the school beauty, Jenny Bell. The whole school knew I was her lackey.To make her happy, I scrimped and saved all my money to buy her various luxury goods. But she took advantage of my love and tricked me into taking on a $500,000 loan.My parents went bankrupt, we lost our house, and I was sentenced to ten years in prison, suffering humiliation.When I was released, I had nothing. Without a house or a job, I became a homeless man while Jenny Bell transformed into a wealthy wife.I wandered aimlessly in the slums, living among garbage and rats, hiding in dark sewers. I regretted it so much. If I hadn't loved her so much, if I hadn’t trusted her so much, maybe everything would have been different.But there are no ifs.Before I died, I seemed to hear a voice.
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allNadine Devine and Hunter Goldman are famously known in their circle as the most toxic married couple alive.In their first year of marriage, he strutted around with young models on his arm—so she took a bat to his million-dollar sports car.In year two, he locked her in a freezer for a day—so she shoved him, a non-swimmer, straight into a pool.By the third year, he stopped coming home and was constantly caught in scandals—so she stormed every private club in the city to drag him back.They cursed each other by day and tore each other apart by night, fueled by hatred in and out of the bedroom. They wished each other dead—every chance they got.And in the fifth year, Hunter's wish finally comes true.Nadine dies.
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By: Vera WhiteheadallOn the day of the divorce, Boris Lewis gave Ziana Scott 100 million dollars on the condition that she take the child back to remote mountain.Not long after, the two met again. The ex-wife he identified as poor wore tens of millions of the world's only high-end shoes, and her feet were priceless crystal high-heeled shoes. She brazenly said in front of the camera that she owns a gold mine.Boris Lewis thought, a mere 100 million, why are you pretending to be rich? I'm worth hundreds of billions and I don't dare to brag like that!He and the majority of netizens are waiting for the day when she slaps her in the face.It turns out that her family's gold mines are innumerable, and she is not a poor farm girl, but a genius with super IQ, a master of many sciences, a god-level master, a national chess player, a master of metaphysics...And the savior who he has been looking for for many years.In order to get Ziana Scott back, Boris Lewis made love madly."I want a kiss!""I want a hug!""I can't live without my wife!"The reporter interviewed Ziana Scott, "What is the relationship between Mr. Lewis and you?""Oh, he's my simp ex-husband." She smiled swayingly, "but the next one is better. We’ll never get back together."
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allNina Jonas is a 27year-old supermodel engaged to her college sweetheart, Justin Walters who is the heir to the multi-billionaire corporation, W Corps.She had a career she loved and a man who doted upon her and loved her to bits. She had always thought it would keep on going this way but to Nina's shock, less than a year to their wedding, a woman comes to her and claimed to be pregnant with Justin's child!With some expectation in her heart for him to deny the allegation, she confronts him but when he readily admits to having hidden it from her even though he supposedly had a good reason to, she made up her mind to break up with him even at his vehement refusal leaving the both of them heartbroken.But later, a comprehensive investigation into the events surrounding the affair reveals a conspiracy directed at separating the two lovebirds…
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allAt death's door, Jennifer Jefferson finds herself back at the age of 27. She's married to Leonard Faron, the world's richest man, who magazines hail as the most desirable husband in the world. Together, they have two children.Everyone around her calls it a life of fortune, but the moment she is aware that she is back in the past, all Jennifer can think of is divorce.So, she takes a divorce agreement to meet Samantha Miller, Leonard's first love. "I'm done, Leonard is yours now, and so are the kids."
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By: Luna CollinsallAubree Palmer and Savion Bernard's marriage only lasted for three years. After they got a divorce, the people in New York all laughed at her for being abandoned by a wealthy man.Six years later, Aubree brought the twins back to the US. And she was now a world-renowned doctor.Many men lined up to propose to her."Ms. Palmer, do your kids want a father? What do you think of me? Just say yes, and I will treat them like my own kids.""Ms. Palmer, when I met you for the first time, I was impressed by your beauty and talent. I am willing to do my best to love you for the rest of my life. Mr. Bernard doesn't like you. He is blind. But I will never leave you!"Meanwhile, a little girl appeared and twined her arms around Aubree's thigh. "Mommy! Daddy has knelt on the ground for three days and three nights. He asked if you were still angry. If you are not angry anymore, can you marry him again?"
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allAmanda Beller, forced by her father, is married to Christopher, a man older than her by ten years, who after many years of marriage begins to be indifferent and no longer sees her as his wife, one day she discovers her husband being unfaithful for the third time, she asks him for a divorce, but he, He tries to win back her love, asking for her forgiveness and acting as if he really loves her, but it is all an evil plan, so that she can sign the divorce without affecting her patrimony, leaving her in ruins and keeping her lover. Amanda discovers his intentions and decides to look for the woman who is dating her husband and proposes that between the two of them they can teach him a good lesson. Lucia, a very ambitious woman, who has been Christopher's lover for more than three years, must choose between helping Amanda with her plan, or continuing her secret love with Christopher. Will Amanda be able to get away with her husband's evil intentions? Will Christopher be able to resist the union of these two women? A story where what should be enemies become the best of allies.
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allAs a good student and good girl since childhood, I, Aria. Green, never thought my hero would be a bad boy.He possesses good-looking and has a lot of female fans. I only have one new friend and… virginity. He skips and fails the class. I have excellent grades. He drinks alcohol. I drink orange juice.We are totally in two worlds. I don't think I will have any connections with the bad boy until my new friend comes up with a creative idea.Now, I have changed from a good and honest student to a liar. That feels so terrible, and a bit excited.Chase Handler.He never dates anyone until someone falls into his pool, his heart. He does what a bad student usually does. He can't graduate? His dream? Who cares? That's ridiculous.Chase believes he finds the light in his life after he gets to know Aria. However, she lies to him.Addicted To The Bad Boy is created by Ella. Gob, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.
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By: Xyueall“Aren't you a hooker that anyone could on top of you with money?”When they met, he became her guest in room...
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allGail Brennan, our mopey-overthinking-hero, has just gone over a terrible break-up that causes her to dysfunction and withdraw from her social life. Now, her best friend is a cup of Irish coffee. Her other two best friends, Tiffany and Peter, only wishes for Gail to shred off her day-old pajamas. The two make ways to get Gail back in the game, to forget Pam, the woman who broke her heart. But as Cameron, the pretty and blonde woman who worked at the trio's local town coffee house, reveals to be Gail's crush, Gail's best friends do what they can to get Gail and Cameron involved. The only thing is, Cameron appears to be straight.Witness as Gail willingly dives into uncertainty, making her crush grow into something more. Can she find out Cameron's secrets? Can she be more to her like she hopes?
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Hombre-loboSoy la pareja marcada del hombre lobo Lucas Ruiz.Se dice que la pareja marcada tiene un significado especial para los hombres lobo. Ellos están dispuestos a sacrificar todo, incluso la vida, para proteger a su amada.Pero en la noche de luna llena, cuando fui acorralada por un grupo de vampiros y estaba al borde de la muerte, Lucas solo me observaba con los brazos cruzados mientras me torturaban hasta la muerte.El mayordomo, un hombre lobo también, se arrodilló humildemente para rogarle que me salvara, pero él tomó en brazos a una transeúnte desmayada por el miedo y se marchó.Solo porque dijo:—Mientras la marca siga ahí, ella no morirá.Cuando estaba a punto de morir, intenté vender mi alma al diablo para aliviar el dolor.Pero oí a alguien reír burlonamente en el aire:—Si quieres vender tu alma, busca a alguien que pueda pagar el precio. ¿Qué puede hacer un diablo? ¿Por qué no haces un trato conmigo?
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RománticaCuando Lucía Sánchez se casó con Sergio Franco, ella tenía 22 años, y él, 32.No solo era mayor, también era más grande en muchos otros sentidos.Durante tres años de matrimonio, él la colmó de una ternura inagotable: todo lo que ella quería, él se lo daba. Si ella pedía estrellas, él se las bajaba; si quería la luna, él se la entregaba. La trataba como a un tesoro invaluable. Salvo por una cosa… Cada noche, pasada la medianoche, su deseo parecía no tener límites. Por más que ella llorara y le suplicara que parara, él apenas reía bajo y no la dejaba escapar.Lucía sabía que ese hombre tenía muchísimo dinero y también muchísimo amor… y todo era para ella.Hasta que llegó el día en que su padre falleció. Esa tarde, Lucía le marcó noventa y nueve veces. Él no contestó ni una sola.
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all“I bet you both didn't see this coming!?” Do you think I was just a vulnerable girl waiting to be loved? Yet you use me! Tricked me and made me regret even taking a moment to get closer to you. Diana yelled her voice rising with indignation. She held the knife in her hand tighter waiting to strike the evil man kneeling in front of her waiting for her to say yes to his proposal. Hot Tears streamed down her cheeks. She loved this man but at the same time, she wanted him gone. She never wants to believe in love again. Never again!!!
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