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By: Giselle_lynetteUrban Romance⚠️ Warning: descriptive sexual acts, please refrain from reading this if you're below 18, forbidden love, sex. control, manipulation.He leaned in closer, his breath warm. "Is that what you call it when you wear that skirt?" he asked, his hand sliding down my back. "Or when you bend over, letting me see?"I struggled to find words to protest, but my body was reacting to him. "Please," I whispered. "We can't."He held me firmly, his gaze intense. "Can't or won't?" he asked. "I see it in your eyes, Emma. You want this."I tried to push him away, but he was too strong. "Mr. Hathaway, please," I begged, feeling confused by my own feelings.He leaned in closer, his breath hot. "Call me Alex," he said softly. "We're not at work anymore."Hearing his name sent a rush through me. Alex. It reminded me of the attraction I had been fighting. His hand moved up my thigh, and I couldn't help but respond. I moaned softly."You like that?" he asked, his voice thick with desire.
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Urban RomanceShe's been in hiding for two years, but he's ultimately found her.As Vance Greenstein leads a team and places the hospital under lockdown, Rosalea Lovelace lies on the bed weakly. She's barely more than skin and bones, and it's hard for her to even lift a finger.What is meant to come will eventually come.The footsteps in the corridor are strong and heavy as they approach.Rosalea turns to look at the maple trees outside. The fiery red leaves are scattered on the ground; only a few cling to the tree branches.Fall is almost over, and her life is almost at its end…
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Urban RomanceIt's the third year of Cheyenne Brooks' marriage to Nolan Pierce. While Nolan is in the shower, Cheyenne glances at his phone by accident. Two messages catch her eye."Hey Nolan, I've been struggling ever since we parted. I think about you every day.""I'm getting married tomorrow. My only wish is to see you one last time before the wedding. I want my virginity to be yours. I'll wait for you for half an hour. If you don't come, I'll commit suicide."The words hit Cheyenne like a lightning strike. She stands frozen, unable to process what she's just read.
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Urban Romance"Mr. Cross, I just sent you a copy of the divorce agreement my husband and I signed on the day we got married. Could you take a look and let me know if there's anything wrong with it?" Eleanor Robinson stands by the window, absently rubbing the edge of her phone as she speaks. The lawyer's voice comes through, steady and professional. "Ms. Robinson, I've reviewed the document. There's nothing wrong with it. There's still one month left before the three-year mark. Once that passes, the agreement will automatically take effect. You can head to the courthouse then to finalize the divorce.""Alright. Thank you."
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Urban RomanceAs Julian Chapman's personal secretary, Stella Atkinson has to immediately respond to each of his requests, no matter how outrageous they are.That includes sleeping with him.
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WerewolfCassandra Novalez, the Bitch met the new Alpha Van Tyler Laurent. The young man was rude and aggressive but she doesn't care at all. She's the bitch who can tame a mad alpha. But Van's dead mate is AGATHA. And never has been an Alpha with 2 mates. But no one could really explain the bond between them, Van hates her so much ... And Cassandra is in love with him. Is it possible for a mateless alpha to fall in love over again?(it is originally written in Filipino-English but translated into pure English using an online platform so it is not fully polished yet, beware of grammars and spelling errors )
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RomanceWarning Matured Content [Rated +18]Randall lifted the veil I was wearing and gently pressed his soft lips against mine. I closed my eyes.“I am so pleased to present the newlyweds, Randall Adams and Winter Harris Adams!”I yearn after I open my eyes. It is just a dream. But that didn't happen because rising my eyes, only the click, the light of the camera, and the applause of the people popped into my depressed eyes.Randall, the handsome billionaire, stands beside me, claiming that we have been a pair of lovers for so long.But I don't recognize him.Because I lost my memory.
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By: Sadie Kincaid.DramaFor every reader who prefers their heroes to be of the morally gray variety.
And for all of my readers, for you constant support and encouragement, I wrote Dante just for you,
——Love, Sadie xxx
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Romance"I agree to your request to keep this marriage a secret. We'll get a divorce in three years; I won't stick around.""You'd better keep your word."As part of her plan to get revenge on her backstabbing family and fiancé, Skylar Sullivan gets involved with the head of the Martin family, the most prominent family in the city.Shortly after, her family and fiancé come knocking on her door. They've brought along bigwigs with whom they're on good terms; they want to teach her a lesson.But when the bigwigs see the people who are at Skylar's beck and call, their jaws drop. They fall to their knees and start begging for mercy.…On the day the marriage contract expires, she leaves behind a divorce agreement when she sees a couple getting engaged in the ceremony of the century.Then, she starts a live stream. "I'm looking for a husband. Anyone interested in me can slide into my inbox."Thousands of people join the live stream; Skylar goes viral.When she starts sifting through the messages she's received, a man's face appears on the screen with her. He stands behind her and says, "I've drawn a bath, babe. Care to join me in there?"In that instant, the live-streaming platform breaks down due to the sheer number of viewers. Everyone in the city learns of this.Isn't the man with Skylar… Joe Martin?
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Werewolf“What happened?” I ask hoarsely. “Jane, you’ve had a shock.” The doctor said gently. “You fainted.” A sense of foreboding slices straight through me. The physician is smiling now. “You fainted because you’re pregnant.” WHAT!! I just have been divorced for like one month!? *** My husband never gives me pleasure. He hasn’t for years now. He seeks nothing but to claim me as roughly and thoroughly as he possibly can - and remind me of my proper place. This is what I have to look forward to: a lifetime of pain… unless I finally do what I’ve been planning over the last few months, and ask Ethan for a divorce.I didn’t even know it was possible for an omega to leave an Alpha until recently. Legally, we have almost no rights, but I could request a divorce. Now it is the time. *** Ethan and Jane were childhood sweethearts. However, he is alpha and she is omega. It was almost impossible for them to be fated mate. Ethan did not give up but chose Jane to be his wife and luna. But Fate sure knows how to run with a bit. This young couple messes up their first marriage by lack of trust. Divorce is easy. But what about finding out you were pregnant after divorce? What if you had quadruplets?
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Romance"Take off your clothes Brie! You can't run from me! I'll always catch you, little mouse." His menacing voice rang out.I was already caged between him and the wall, there was nowhere left to run.He caught my wrists in a strong grip, until I cried out from the pain."Please I'm not ready! I need some more time" I sobbed, my whole body shaking badly,I was willing to do anything to reach out to whatever little humanity he has left.His eyes were cold. Merciless.He was going to hurt me, I knew it."But you were ready to run away with that bastard, weren't you? " The smirk on his face as he taunted me betrayed the icy rage that simmered in his eyes."You belong to me, Brie! I'm your husband! And I won't be denied of my rights, Refuse me again, I dare you to Brie!" He hissed, his grey eyes simmering with hot fury.What happens when Gabriella Thorne gets forced into an arranged marriage with Lucian Castiel.He is Cold. Brutal. He gets anything he wants.What happens when he's determined to TAINT Gabrielle's innocence with his darkness.Is there a flicker of light at the end of the tunnel, or would she be forever tainted by his Psychotic Obsession? 18 + DARK ROMANCE CONTAINING EXPLICIT SCENES.
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Werewolf“What happened?” I ask hoarsely. “Jane, you’ve had a shock.” The doctor said gently. “You fainted.”A sense of foreboding slices straight through me. The physician is smiling now. “You fainted because you’re pregnant.”WHAT!! I have been divorced for like one month!?***My husband never gives me pleasure. He hasn’t for years now. He seeks nothing but to claim me as roughly and thoroughly as he possibly can - and remind me of my proper place.This is what I have to look forward to: a lifetime of pain… unless I finally do what I’ve been planning over the last few months, and ask Ethan for a divorce.I didn’t even know it was possible for an omega to leave an Alpha until recently. Legally, we have almost no rights, but I could request a divorce. Now it is the time.***Ethan and Jane were childhood sweethearts. However, he is alpha and she is omega. It was almost impossible for them to be fated mate. Ethan did not give up but chose Jane to be his wife and luna. But Fate sure knows how to run with a bit. This young couple messes up their first marriage by lack of trust. Divorce is easy. But what about finding out you were pregnant after divorce?What if you had quadruplets?
Read NowBy: Jen CooperWerewolfLorelai and her Alphas grapple to save the realm from the vampires. Their family and shifting abilities are on the line and with nobody else left to trust, they have to rely on each other to come out of this war alive.
But they have something more to lose now, the heirs to their pack. They're more powerful than anyone has ever been and come with a brand new target on their backs. Can Lorelai and her Alphas keep the pack, their mating link, and their heirs alive, or are the vampires the one threat that is too strong for even them?
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By: Fun ReadingUrban RomanceEvery woman hopes to marry the man she loves. So am I. Today, I married a man I have loved for twelve years, but using the name of my sister...
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Urban Romance"Per the contract you've signed, Ms. Emerson, we'll provide you with our customized death-faking services in 17 days." A staff member hands a contract to Madeleine Emerson.She takes it and flips through it. Then, she asks, "Will the body look like me?"The staff member patted their chest confidently. "Rest assured that the body will be tailor-made to be identical to you in terms of looks and figure. No one will suspect a thing."
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By: Riley MccarthyUrban RomanceAfter two years of marriage, Jason suddenly filed for divorce.He said, "She's back. Let's get a divorce. You can ask for whatever you want."Two years of marriage can not replace his ex-girlfriend.Sarah didn't make a fuss. She agreed and put forward her own conditions."I want your most expensive supercar.""OK.""Villa in the suburbs.""Fine.""Split billions of money you made in two years of marriage."“???”
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By: Isabella LopezRomanceAfter two years of marriage, Jason suddenly filed for divorce.He said, "She's back. Let's get a divorce. You can ask for whatever you want."Two years of marriage can not replace his ex-girlfriend.Sarah didn't make a fuss. She agreed and put forward her own conditions."I want your most expensive supercar.""OK.""Villa in the suburbs.""Fine.""Split billions of money you made in two years of marriage."“???”
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By: Samantha GreenUrban RomanceDuring the three years of hidden marriage, Emily White is well-behaved and obedient, but she is dismissed as a bumpkin and unworthy of being Mr. Black.Until his pregnant first love came back...Emily White: Three million compensation for you, leave now!After the divorce, she changed her identity and became a big boss that he can’t approach.However, her ex-husband Alex Black had too many tricks and unveiled her identities one by one...Alex Black, "Equestrian master, medicine master , talented designer... Woman, how many surprises do you have that I don't know?"Hostess, "Please stop stalking me! Thank you."Alex Black, "I can't live without you."Emily White, "Please queue up to chase after me!"
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Urban RomanceMy pregnant sister is shoved onto the stage like a prize in a nightclub's main hall.Below, a crowd of men is shouting. They're fighting over who fathered the child in her belly."It has to be mine! I went the hardest that night!""Bullshit! I went more rounds—better odds it's mine!"My sister turns ashen, and tears pool in her eyes as she turns to the man beside her. "Bruce, you're my fiancé—how could you do this to me?"Bruce Dixon wraps his arm around the delicate woman in his embrace and sneers. "You don't even know whose baby you're carrying. How dare you question me?"The woman beside him hides her smile behind her hand, pretending to be shy. However, her eyes gleam with smug satisfaction as she looks at my sister.I sit in the crowd, eyes turning ice-cold.How dare these people bully members of the Costello family just because I've been gone for a few years!
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By: Madison CooperRomanceSix years ago, for reasons unknown, she carried three precious secrets in her womb – her children, belonging to a certain man.Now, six years later, she found herself surrounded by love and indulgence. She had a man doting on her, three extraordinary and talented children, and the protection of seven formidable brothers."Mommy, I've used my investment dividends to set up a research center just for you!""Mommy, I bought you an island with the prize money from being the MVP of my league tournament!""Mommy, I've created a perfume specifically tailored for you and Daddy."Her older brothers chimed in, "Little sister, we've even opened a transnational route just for you! Captain brother will take you soaring through the skies!"Meanwhile, a certain commander couldn't resist saying, "Honey, look at me..."Agatha Frost, a girl who had grown up in the countryside, was considered lucky to marry the Supreme Commander of the Alliance. However, as her true identities were gradually revealed, everyone was left dumbfounded.She was the Mysterious Legend Doctor, the Golden Trader, the Alliance God, the Top Racer, and even the Top Painter.
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Urban RomanceVictor Smith and Emily Green are the most legendary lawyers in the legal world. Victor rules Hillside and remains undefeated in criminal cases. As for Emily, she wins every civil lawsuit she takes on in Glenside.Everyone in the legal circle says Victor and Emily are like the king and queen of their respective city and never cross paths.But no one knew that three years ago, Emily had hidden her true identity and secretly married Victor, becoming his gentle, obedient wife. She always makes soup for him, accompanies him to social events, and keeps the lights on at night to welcome him home. Now, Emily is done pretending.
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WerewolfShana‘s world turned up side down when she realized she was wolfless. However, when Shana got bullied as the wolfless transfer student in a new school, the hot hockey captain suddenly ran to her and lifted her in his arms.____________"You were there for me when I needed you. Now, it's my turn to be there for you." Blinking in astonishment, I found myself staring into the familiar face of Bear— the chubby-cheeked, infectious-smiled, and brilliantly blue-eyed best friend I had thought I had lost.
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Urban RomanceBy a strategic marriage, they got together. She then pretended to be ugly, cold, virgin, which successfully repulsed him. He ignored her since then and hook with all kinds of many women, never returning home. He knew nothing of her except that she was extremely bad-looking. One day, they finally let it all out and got divorced. "You'd better promise you will never trouble Schlay and accept all the consequence!" "You have my word!" When she signed the contract, a smile formed stealthily by her lips...
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ParanormalMeet Isabela Guerra, a weak vampire that was wanted by her own parents and she was given to her grandparents. Power and magic was everything to the world she was living in. Isabela was bullied very often so her grandparents decided to take her away from the village. With her determination to see the village back, she trained hard. Fought some beast, and even slaughter a the pit of the devil. After she proved herself to be strong, her grandparents decided to take her to the village. Will she be able to survive after training so hard? To prove that power and magic wasn't everything. But what if she over trained it and crash all those people who thinks she's weak?
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