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RomanceIt was supposed to be a routine test tube baby situation, but suddenly everything went wrong. The problem was Master Luke Crawford, the heir to the Crawford empire, mature and composed, cold and domineering. Once he put his mind to it, there was nothing in the world he could not do!She had thought that they would go their completely separate ways after she delivered the children. Five years later, however, the man dragged two adorable babies along and waited for her in front of her dorms, despite everyone watching!Mr. Crawford was cold and emotionless in front of everyone else, but in front of her...
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Urban RomanceAt the age of twenty-two, Catherine returned to her biological parents' side.But in her parents' eyes, this 'wild' Orlis family heiress was far inferior to the 'gentle and kind' adopted heiress who had been with them since childhood. Upon returning to the Orlis estate, Catherine was treated coldly by her biological parents, mocked by her biological brother, and framed by her adopted sister. Soon, Catherine and the adopted heiress appeared on the same variety show, and everyone assumed Catherine was riding on the coattails of the superstar sister. However, to everyone's surprise, other heavyweight guests stepped forward to speak up for Catherine.
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By: InightshadeUrban RomanceBehind every forbidden glance or every reckless touch, is a secret too dangerous to resist.From the lecture hall to the royal court, from quiet bedrooms to stages. Dark Seduction lures you into the shadows where lust, power, and obsession collide. These stories unravel desires told to deny, teacher and student, bodyguard and singers, lawyers and clients, kings and maids, lovers turned enemies.Some sins are whispered. Others are screamed in the dark and All of them will leave you breathless.Indulge in eleven volumes of forbidden desire, where every chapter is soaked in heat, danger, and submission.
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By: Romina FrancisRomanceAfter being drunk, she seduced him.The man's eyes were like a blade. He looked at her and pushed her against the corner. "Don't provoke me. You can't afford it."Later, Doreen Perry broke off her engagement and went home with him.After marriage, Doreen became a stepmother and raised his children. She knew that he married her not only because she was obedient and easily controlled, but also because she looked like a woman.She filed for divorce, but he hugged her and begged, "Don't get divorced, okay?"She just smiled. "Mr. Elton, are you afraid?"
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Urban RomanceEthan Cooper is the youngest director in Fernwick. He looks cold and distant all the time, and he's very decisive whenever he acts. Everyone knows him as a fair and just man who cannot tolerate the slightest wrongdoing.
In order to stay by his side, Iris Whitman personally tears the admission letter to the prestigious Vantrel University during her senior high school year. Instead, she fills in the name of the law school Ethan is studying at.
After graduating from university, Iris uses all of her connections just to join the FBI field office where Ethan works.
In Iris' first year, the field office decides to distribute dangerous missions by having everyone draw lots for the very first time.
There are two sticks, with one long and the other short. Whoever gets the short stick will have to take on the mission.
Iris gets the short stick. So, Ethan dispatches her to infiltrate a cross-border human-trafficking organization as a spy.
In Iris' fourth year, everyone has to draw lots again. With trembling fingers, Iris draws the short stick once again. Her mission is to arrest drug dealers overseas.
In Iris' sixth year, the lot-drawing session greets her once again like an unshakable curse. As she stares at the familiar short stick lying in her palm, she lets out a chuckle all of a sudden.
This time, Ethan intends to dispatch her to Averlain to investigate a major corruption case.
Iris has drawn the short stick three times in six years. All she gets in return is countless scars on her body, the destruction of her family, as well as betrayal.
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Urban RomanceWhen Wilson Graves, my husband, who's our hospital's director, finds out that I've voluntarily given away the promotion to Jessica Atwood, the junior he dotes on the most, he actually agrees to sire a child with me despite not wanting children at all.
Jessica goes mad with jealousy once she finds out about the news. She picks up a scalpel and intends to cripple her own hands while demanding to quit her job as well.
Wilson panics immediately. Not only does he give Jessica my bonus in an attempt to appease her, but he also moves out of our home and goes on a vacation around the globe with her for one full month.
After the vacation, Wilson just looks at me coldly.
"Jessie and I have been busy with our business trip by attending medical conferences everywhere, unlike you, who's been doing nothing this whole time! That's why you still have time to come up with malicious conspiracy theories about us!
"You're just vile from the inside out, Claire! Only vile people think the worst of everyone else!"
I tighten my grip on the pregnancy report that Jessica has delivered to me. Instead of feeling mad, all I do is smile.
Since I'm not throwing a tantrum at all, Wilson looks very pleased. He promises me that he'll have a baby with me soon so that he can fulfill my wish of becoming a mother.
But what he doesn't know is that we won't have a future together anymore.
Just some time ago, he has personally signed the divorce certificate, after all.
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By: Amal AitUrban RomanceNikolai was facing me. Those full lips stretched into a wolfish grin, strong arms flexing at his side and those honey coloured eyes piercing through my soul. Gods, you really took your time with this one. He was so damn beautiful.I gulped and Nial skid to my left his hot body centimetres away from mine, his musky fresh scent enveloping me and those eyes. Those fucking brown eyes, warm and so full of love. His smooth skin glinting in the lit hallway just begging to be kissed and licked."Like what you see, Love?" Nikolai muttered, sensual and that accent did things to me. My pussy throbbed involuntarily shutting out any comprehensible bone in my body, my brain included.My cheeks burned for eyeing them so shamelessly and I slightly shifted on my feet bumping into Nadei's front making me blush even more."Love, we're going to kiss you, now."****Nineteen year old Sofia never had thought that her kindness was a bad thing. Always trying to help those in need and always doing it with a bright, beautiful smile on her face.She was the epitome of an angel to most.But one fateful night had changed everything in her life.After saving a strange handsome man, she found herself thrust into a whirlpool of desire and possession. The handsome turned out to be the most infamous, dangerous Russian Mafia.What's worse, there are more than one man that want her so much.Three Mafia brothers kidnapped their shared wife, and never wanna let her go.Will she successfully run away?
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FantasyBook1 (Chapter 1~188, completed):“Please...come back to me, be my Luna again, Charlotte,” Hayden said.I sneered. “You don't even qualify to be my Omega. What makes you think I would want to be your Luna?”“Then let me be your slave,” the shameless mate who had rejected me begged.-------------------I had been claimed and married to my mate, Hayden for three years, but everything changed when his brother died. He began to ignore me and get closer to his brother’s widow, Sofia.Everyone could see how much he favored Sofia over his own mate, me.I turned a blind eye and endured it all because he was my destined mate and I loved him so much.But Sofia framed me for causing her miscarriage and everyone blamed me for it, not to mention my mate.My mate forced me to kneel and apologize to that bitch who had tried many times to drive wedges between me and my mate, with the help of his sister, Milla.Hayden didn't even want to listen to my explanations. He gave me a choice - apologize or divorce.I would never apologize for something I didn't do and thus I chose divorce.No one knew I was actually the next-Alpha-in-line of one of the most powerful packs. After the divorce, I went back to my pack and take over my birthright - becoming a powerful Alpha and showing Hayden that he was nothing to me and my life was better off without him!*******************************Book2( From chapter 189~287, completed):As the Alpha princess, I enjoy all the glory and wealth, but my heart only yearns for freedom and love.Much to my luck, I found my fated mate, Alpha Shawn Evander when I was nineteen.He is one the most eligible bachelors currently, but my parents, especially Dad is so against our mateship, he keeps urging me to break up with Shawn.Why should I break up with my fated mate? I love him too much and decided to make a bold choice - to marry him during my twentieth birthday party secretly.So, it should be a happy day, right?Nope.Imagine my shock when I saw my bestie and Shawn together, betraying me during what was supposed to be our wedding day!In the end, I didn’t get married to him and went to a bar to drown my sorrow when I stumbled across an Alpha who needed a mate to break his curse, and we decided to have a contract marriage between us.But when I went home and sobered up, I realized who that Alpha was - Alpha Maximillian Vestvertine, also known as the most ruthless and arrogant Alpha of all.However, I never ezxpect that this coldest Alpha would be so eagar to have me....
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Urban RomanceThat night, Maya Reed slogs through pounding rain to the club where Cole Hale likes to hang out.She pauses outside his private room, wrings the water from her hair, and decides to wait until he finishes before surprising him.Through the cracked door drifts a teasing voice. "Cole, your wedding to Maya is in a week. Got your big surprise ready?""Yeah," Cole answers, his cool voice softened by liquor. "I'm going to give her something she'll remember for the rest of her life."Maya's hand stills in her hair, and a smile slips onto her face before she can stop it.Over the past three years, Cole has cherished her like the most precious thing in his life.Then, another man laughs. "If Maya finds out I've been pretending to be you this whole time, she'll lose her mind.""Please." Someone else scoffs. "As if she'd ever guess Cole has a twin!""Just wait until she finds out she's been sleeping with Cole's brother for three years..."
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Urban RomanceI'm tricked into working at Hook-Up Club in Thesbia with my best friend, Tanya Sutton. It's an establishment where men only have to pay three thousand dollars to have us for the day.
I'm the club's top earner when the police arrive with the Suttons and see me straddling a rich man, counting cash. Meanwhile, Tanya lies in the basement, heavily pregnant and in a vegetative state.
I know the truth, but I maintain absolute silence even when the Suttons offer a five-million-dollar bounty for the human trafficker. I pretend to be asleep when Tanya's mother, Jasmine Cole, kneels and begs for the truth, and I also refuse to say anything during police interrogations.
Timothy Sutton, my boyfriend and Tanya's brother, loses his temper and violently straps me into the Memory Judgment Seat.
"How could you let the trafficker go while Tanya suffers? I feel disgusted knowing I loved you! I'll use this memory extractor to send you and the trafficker straight to hell, Miranda Lund!"
Yet when the entire truth is revealed, Timothy is struck dumb and falls to his knees.
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Urban RomanceMiranda Payne is Ekason's most renowned genius pediatric surgeon.
With a scalpel in her hand, she has saved countless children's lives. The media hails her as Ekason's "guardian of children".
But right now, she is pinned against her office desk, a cold gun barrel pressed firmly against her wrist.
The man holding the gun is her husband, Jerome Cooper, heir to the Cooper family and the one who controls both Ekason's criminal underworld and its legitimate power.
Dressed in a black suit, he radiates a chilling, murderous air. Behind him, one of his men holds up a tablet. On the screen, a video plays.
Their five-year-old son, Fred Cooper, is being forcibly transferred out of the hospital.
Fred is burning with a high fever. His cheeks are flushed, his face twisted in pain. He murmurs weakly, "Mommy…"
"Freddie!" Miranda cries out, her heart shattering at the sight of him.
"Miranda, you have no choice with the two surgeries today," Jerome says coldly, pressing the gun harder against her wrist. "You either save Dami first, or I destroy your hand and let both Dami and Freddie die together."
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Urban RomanceEvelyn Reed marries Lucas Grant to save her adoptive brother. The loveless marriage is kept a secret for three years.
On the day she's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Lucas sets off fireworks with his lover to celebrate. Meanwhile, the adoptive brother she sacrificed everything for walks out of prison and announces another woman is the love of his life!
Evelyn stops waiting for the men who seem cold but don't shy away from going public with their true loves. She gets a divorce, quits her job, and severs her ties to her family…
She picks up her dream again and goes from a scorned housewife to a legend in the tech industry.
However, one day, her secret identity and terminal illness are exposed.
Her unruly adoptive brother comes to her with reddened eyes. "Will you call me your brother again, Evie?"
Lucas, who has always been cold and heartless, loses his mind. "I'll give you my life, honey. Don't leave me!"
Evelyn thinks this is all too little, too late. She doesn't want any of it anymore.
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By: TheBluesUrban RomanceSerena, an honorable daughter of the Ansons has always been protective of her marriage even though it’s already falling apart. The sole reason was her lovely daughter, Millie, and her unconditional love for her husband Tyler.However, the longest day would always find its night and no matter how beautiful the beginning was, the ending might turn so ugly and painful…No woman could endlessly forgive the betrayal of her husband, especially when he secretly had an illegitimate child with his ex-love.Serena’s bruised heart and shattered trust couldn’t be endured anymore. She coldly asked her husband for a divorce which he fiercely refused resulting in a huge quarrel and countless misunderstandings.She won’t back down. She won’t give up. Serena had come this far, and she wouldn’t let her husband ruin all of her and break their daughter’s heart.However, Tyler won't let go either. No matter where it leads them.***"Don't even dream of divorcing me, Serena."“There’s no way I’ll let you go. You are destined to suffer with me. You are mine.”
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By: Syliva.DWerewolfThree years ago, Evelyn Blackwell was a wolf-less Omega, betrayed, rejected, and cast out of the Bloodbane Pack.She walked away with nothing but her unborn daughter and the ashes of a bond she once believed in.Now she's back.Not as someone's Luna, but as the founder of a medical empire, a world-renowned doctor,And the fiercely protective mother of a bright, wolf-less little girl.Her ex-mate, Alpha Calvin Wolfe, expected her to fade into obscurity.But the moment he sees her again, confident, radiant, and entirely out of reach, he knows he made the biggest mistake of his life.She doesn't want his apology.She doesn't want his pack.And she sure as hell doesn't want his pity.He falls to his knees, remorse all over his face."Evelyn, I love you. Can we get back together?"She scoffs,"Alpha Calvin, the cheater, you're not so sweet anymore."Her twin sons drop to their knees,"Mom, we only want you!"Evelyn waves them off,"No thanks, I already have an adorable daughter now."
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Urban RomanceSean Horton is on the train home when a beautiful woman suddenly falls into his arms. Her lips are cherry red, and she smells delectable.Sean is aroused. He later discovers that she's the blind date he turned down for being too materialistic and fickle-minded. She thinks she can do anything because his family owes her a favor.From that day on, Sean can't stop thinking about her. He can't sleep at night.…Wendy Stowell has transmigrated into a book—she's taken on the role of an evil, scheming side character.The original Wendy has too many inkblots on her reputation to clean, so Wendy has no choice but to focus on getting into college and avoiding Sean. Yet Sean bosses her around, controls her, and educates her.One day, he comes to her with the letter she wrote to her family, informing them she has a boyfriend. He pins her to the wall, his gaze almost crazed as he says, "You're not allowed to date anyone, Wendy. Even if you wanted to date someone, that someone can only be me!"
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By: PenPainUrban Romance"Because it has been two years since you and Mr. Leo separated, your admirers and fans are wondering if you are seeking another life partner." The interviewer asked. "I'm not searching for a new relationship considering Leo and I haven't officially divorced. I did not attempt an annulment of my marriage. I also have no intention of filing for divorce." I will not divorce him because I do not want him to be happy with his mistress.They will suffer in the same way that I did. Leopold Fontaine, my billionaire husband, who had an affair with someone else. I'm quite informed that our marriage was solely for the sake of our respective businesses. Nevertheless, I agreed to the marriage because I adored him and because I was still his wife on paper—I am not going to allow anybody else to live in my home without my permission. He has done me wrong, and I am Blossom Belmont Fontaine, his wife, who will make way for him to suffer, and they will pay the price for what they have done.
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Urban RomanceSi Ariana York ay isang mapagmataas na babae, ngunit isinantabi niya ang kanyang pride upang ligawan si Elijah Linden, isang malamig at tahimik na lalaki. Natupad ang hiling niya, at sa wakas ay ikinasal siya sa kanya. Subalit, pagkatapos nilang ikasal, napagtanto niya na may ibang mahal si Elijah.Naging katatawanan si Ariana para sa upper crust ng siyudad. Minsan, nag-away sila ni Elijah at tumalon siya mula sa isang gusali. Ang pangyayari ay narecord at inupload online—ininsulto siya ng buong siyudad.Noong nagising si Ariana, nawala ang lahat ng alaala niya tungkol kay Elijah.“Sino ka, mister?”“Hindi na uso ang pagpapanggap na may amnesia, Ari. Hindi ako makikipaghiwalay sayo.”Tumalikod si Ariana at umalis ng walang pag-aalinlangan.Pagkalipas ng tatlong taon, isang nakakatuwang batang babae ang aksidenteng bumangga kay Elijah. Nakita niyang palapit ang babaeng ilang beses niyang napanaginipan, at sinabi niya na, “Ari, siya ba ang—”Hawak ni Ariana ang braso ng isang gwapong lalaki. “Mr. Linden, hayaan mong ipakilala ko sayo ang tatay ng anak ko!”
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Urban RomanceZachary Twain's female secretary is pregnant.He shows up at our home with her in tow on our ninth anniversary.He speaks to me in a nonchalant manner."She's a picky eater. Don't offer her the same thing twice. Also, she's easily spooked at night and needs someone close by. So, pack up your things. You're moving to the guest room."I don't say a word. I pick up the suitcase I've already packed and calmly make my way to the exit.The butler tries to stop me, but Zachary sneers and says, "She can act out all she wants. She'll come crawling back in three days anyway."Everyone laughs at his words.They place a ten-million-dollar bet right in front of me, wagering that I won't make it through the night and that I'll return crying and begging for Zachary to let me in like a lapdog.However, they don't know that the Maybach someone arranged is already waiting outside.This time, I'm leaving for real.
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Urban RomanceRoxanne Grant has always been one to live her life according to her rules. Blessed with a handsome and capable fiancé and a dream job, she couldn’t have imagined a life better, until she discovers that her fiancé had been cheating with his secretary for a long time.Enraged and heartbroken, Roxanne decides to take revenge but accidentally bumped into Lance Laurent, Los Angeles’s hottest bachelor and heir to Laurent cop and the stepbrother of his fiancé.After that one steamy night, things began to get more complicated, spiraling out of Roxanne’s control and down a lane of lust.And much to her surprise, the L.A’s hottest bachelor doesn't plan on letting go of her anytime soon.** ** **"Thinking of another man while having me? Tell me, is my time a joke to you, woman?” Lance had grabbed her chin to meet his gaze harshly.With his words, Roxanne grinned as she placed the last of her concerns behind. Wrapping her legs around his waist and pulled him closer, she answered him in a slurry voice.“You have my full attention now, so you better make it worth the while.”
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RomantisPijatan laktasi yang dilakukan pria ini benar-benar bagus. Tubuhku jadi panas dan lemas di sofa."Nyonya sensitif sekali ... " Napas hangatnya di telingaku membuat tubuhku menggelinjang ...
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Urban RomanceNadia Young is the most dazzling person in Bayfort. She is free as the wind, passionate as fire, and she lives a wild life of exuberance.However, she has married Clive Gibson, who is the strictest and most disciplined tycoon in the business industry. He lives and works like a machine, having extremely high expectations for himself and also his lifetime partner.Nadia loves the excitement of clubbing and dating younger male escorts, so Clive makes every entertainment hub blacklist her from entry. Nadia loves the freedom of travelling wherever she wants, whether basking in the sun on beaches, watching the aurora borealis at night, or going racecar driving and cliff diving, so Clive confiscates her passport and restricts her movement altogether.
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Urban RomanceIt was widely known that Johnson, the wild young man from Los Angeles, fell in love at first sight with Maria, the genius girl from the slums. However, a car accident caused Johnson to lose his memory, and Maria fell into a coma.When Maria opened her eyes again, Johnson had already found someone new. He forced her to divorce, insulted her, and never cherished her.Five years later, Maria was married to someone else. Johnson, with tears in his eyes, knelt in front of Maria and pleaded, "I remember everything now, Maria. Will you marry me?"Maria, holding her husband Cruz and their daughter Cinderella, looked at Johnson as if he were a dead man and said, "Don't talk to the bad uncle, okay?"
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WerewolfI am a normal human. When I realized that my werewolf boyfriend lied to me about being my fated mate, I got drunk and had a ONS with my hot new neighbor. It was the best sex ever, but I ran away the next morning because he is also a werewolf, which means he will also meet his REAL fated mate one day. Unexpectedly, I saw my new neighbor on TV, and he was actually a famous hockey star who publicly announced that he will only admit to an official relationship with his fated mate...Host: “Many of your fans want to know if you are still single...”Him: “No, I am not.”Him: “I’m about to start a relationship with my new neighbor...”
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By: Grace HayesRomanceRumors circulated about Mr. Steven, depicting him as ruthless and devoid of emotions, someone who distanced himself from women. Fate seemed to have played a cruel trick on him when he was compelled to marry a seemingly useless wife who was deaf and mute.But that fateful night, his captivating and alluring wife, who had always been submissive, took charge of the situation. With narrowed eyes, she asked, "I've heard that you dislike me?" There was a dangerous yet enchanting air about her.Remaining stoic and unaffected, the cold and disciplined Mr. Steven calmly began removing his clothes, stating, "Well, I despise you tremendously."From the moment he first laid eyes on her, he knew she was a seductress who could potentially be his downfall...
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Urban RomanceBethany Porter has been in a clandestine relationship with her best friend's uncle, Noah Vazquez, for three years, only to hear her best friend, Holly Vasquez, say, "My uncle's seeing someone, Beth."
It hits her then that she has been nothing but a substitute for the last three years.
To reclaim her late father's inheritance, Bethany agrees to her mother, Diana Reeves', arrangement and goes on a blind date. Unbeknownst to her, she sits at the wrong table.
"Let's get married. We can go our separate ways in a year," Bethany suggests.
Silas Brennan arches his brow. "Sure. Since there's still time, why don't we go get our marriage license now?"
…
Regret twists in Noah's chest when he sees the ring on Bethany's finger. His eyes mist over as he seizes her wrist. "Can you give me another chance, Beth?"
Before the gentle woman can respond, the man behind her draws her in, his arms settling around her slender waist. "Whoa there, are you trying to be a homewrecker, Mr. Vazquez? Sorry, but that's my wife's hand you're holding. Lay a hand on her again, and I'll cut it off!"
Noah belatedly realizes that the man who stole his girlfriend is his archenemy.
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Urban RomanceWhen Eloise Windsor is reborn, she finds herself back in the year 1989. She's 30 years old, while her husband, Sebastian Moore, is 35. Sebastian has just become the youngest academician at the Bostesh Academy of Sciences. He's a nationally recognized talent with a bright future ahead of him. They have a pair of 10-year-old twins. Everyone around Eloise calls her lucky. She married such a talented man and was blessed with twins. However, now that she's been reborn, the first thing she does is call a lawyer and draft two copies of a divorce agreement.When Eloise calls Sebastian's office, his assistant, Taylor Lopez, answers instead. Upon hearing Eloise's voice, Taylor says, "Mr. Moore is busy at the moment, Mrs. Moore."She decides to head over to the academy to look for him. However, the security guards stop her. "Sorry, ma'am. Mr. Moore isn't accepting visitors for the time being."After waiting for three days, Eloise takes the divorce agreement to Iris Jones, Sebastian's first love. Eloise slides the agreement to Iris and says calmly. "Figure out a way to get Sebastian to sign this divorce agreement. Once he does, he and the kids are yours."
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FantasySi Yohan Morris, ang CEO ng Morris Corporation, ay gwapong lalaki. 30 na ang edad niya, ngunit hindi pa rin siya nagpapakasal. Kinukulit siya ng kanyang lola na magpakasal, at masungit siyang pumunta sa courthouse para maghintay sa magpapakasal sa kanya na mahulog mula sa langit.Sa tingin niya ay sapat na ito para tantanan siya ng kanyang lola, pero may biglaang pagbabago nang may dalagang hindi niya kilala ang kumatok sa bintana ng kotse niya at nagtanong, “Hinihintay mo bang hulugan ka ng langit ng mapapangasawa?”Bago siya makasagot, ngumiti ang dalaga at nagpatuloy, “Nagkataon na hinihintay ko rin ang langit na bigyan ako ng mapapangasawa. Handa akong pakasalan ka, at dala ko na lahat ng dokumento ko. Pasok na ba tayo para makuha ang marriage certificate?Pagkatapos ikasal, iniisip ng lalaki na baliw ang asawa niya. Lagi itong nakikipag-usap sa hangin, ngunit paminsan-minsan ay naiiligtas nito ang ibang tao mula sa panganib.Isang araw, hindi niya maiwasang magtanong, “Bakit mo palaging kinakausap ang hangin?”Sabi ng babae, “Wala naman akong kinakausap, ahh.”“Ano, mga multo ba ang kinakausap mo, kung ganoon?”“Oo, ganoon na nga. Nakakakita ako ng mga multo, kaya hindi siguro puro mga tao ang nakikita ko araw-araw. Maaaring mga multo rin pala sila.”Walang masabi si Yohan.
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