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WerewolfI am Amber Jasper, daughter of the Alpha of the Scarlet Pack.But others only thought I was the lowest of slaves, and no one knew I existed. Because my father never wanted to acknowledge me, he treated me as a stain on his life just because my mother was omega.The day I turned eighteen, my father killed my mate in front of me, just so he could get me to marry his vicious enemy instead of my stepsister.And it was also the day I received the deadliest curse of all.I will never forget him gasping for breath, lifting his head helplessly with rage in his eyes, and saying with his last strength, "I, Eric Johnson, curse you with my life to never be happy, to be betrayed for all eternity-".This curse that filled the rest of my life ....***I am Alpha King Ryan, and I have watched my father be struck down in front of me, a nightmare that has haunted me for years!And now the chance for revenge has come.[Alpha, we've picked up Luke's daughter and will be returning soon.]A grin of pure, unadulterated happiness tore across my face and I laughed triumphantly. I had been waiting for this day for what felt like an eternity.After enduring years of painful memories and biding my time until the perfect moment presented itself to me, as if by magic, that moment had arrived.But as I stood there stoically as the car parked and the back door opened, my heart almost stopped.As much as I wanted to throw her away from me, I inhaled deeply and my wolf surged forward growling a single word possessively as our eyes locked."MATE!"My stomach sank and a wave of disgust washed over me as I fought furiously against my wolf for control.No, it's not possible! I will never accept her as my mate, I will make her the lowest of slaves!I will destroy everything about her, just like her father once did to me!
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Romántica—¡Hola, quiero emigrar a otro país!Margarita Hernández se paró frente a la ventanilla y entregó al funcionario del otro lado del vidrio todos los documentos que había preparado.El funcionario revisó los papeles y estampó el sello correspondiente en cada uno. Luego, sacó otra hoja y se la pasó a ella.—Señora, en quince días su trámite estará listo. Le pedimos que tenga paciencia.Margarita asintió con la mirada, se dio la vuelta y caminó hacia la salida. Sin embargo, justo cuando estaba por irse, escuchó el murmullo de los empleados detrás de ella.—¿Estoy viendo mal o es la señora Rodríguez la que está pidiendo emigrar? ¿Acaso discutió con el gerente Raúl?—Pero, aunque hayan discutido, ¿no es demasiado irse del país por eso? Si el gerente Raúl es famoso por ser un esposo amoroso, ¿qué pudo haber pasado para que la señora Rodríguez tomara una decisión tan difícil?—Ni que lo digas... Hace cinco años, la boda de ensueño que le organizó a la señora Rodríguez fue un evento que dio la vuelta al mundo. Hasta yo, que casi ni uso internet, me enteré. Hace tres años, cuando ella tuvo aquel accidente en el carro y el banco de sangre no tenía suficientes reservas, el gerente Raúl ignoró todas las advertencias y donó hasta la última gota de sangre que pudo para salvarla. Hace un año, la señora Rodríguez desapareció por tan solo una hora y él movilizó a todos los medios de comunicación para encontrarla. Y ahora ella se va a escondidas... Él se va a volver loco.Margarita escuchó las conversaciones a su espalda y una leve sonrisa apareció, aunque en sus ojos solo quedaba una profunda sorpresa.Sí, todo el mundo sabía cuánto la amaba Raúl Rodríguez.
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By: Jessica C. DolanUrban RomanceBeing second best is practically in my DNA. My sister got the love, the attention, the spotlight. And now, even her damn fiancé.Technically, Rhys Granger was my fiancé now—billionaire, devastatingly hot, and a walking Wall Street wet dream. My parents shoved me into the engagement after Catherine disappeared, and honestly? I didn’t mind. I’d crushed on Rhys for years. This was my chance, right? My turn to be the chosen one?Wrong.One night, he slapped me. Over a mug. A stupid, chipped, ugly mug my sister gave him years ago. That’s when it hit me—he didn’t love me. He didn’t even see me. I was just a warm-bodied placeholder for the woman he actually wanted. And apparently, I wasn’t even worth as much as a glorified coffee cup.So I slapped him right back, dumped his ass, and prepared for disaster—my parents losing their minds, Rhys throwing a billionaire tantrum, his terrifying family plotting my untimely demise.Obviously, I needed alcohol. A lot of alcohol.Enter him.Tall, dangerous, unfairly hot. The kind of man who makes you want to sin just by existing. I’d met him only once before, and that night, he just happened to be at the same bar as my drunk, self-pitying self. So I did the only logical thing: I dragged him into a hotel room and ripped off his clothes.It was reckless. It was stupid. It was completely ill-advised.But it was also: Best. Sex. Of. My. Life.And, as it turned out, the best decision I’d ever made.Because my one-night stand isn’t just some random guy. He’s richer than Rhys, more powerful than my entire family, and definitely more dangerous than I should be playing with.And now, he’s not letting me go.
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RomanceFive years into my relationship with Damien Rook, he tells me he's gone into bankruptcy.
We sleep on park benches and pick whatever we can eat from dumpsters during our lowest, most wretched times in our relationship.
I refuse to abandon Damien since I believe that he'll definitely make a comeback in his career.
On the 100th day of me sleeping at a park, I decide to sell my blood at the black market. That way, I'll be able to take the sick Damien to the hospital for treatment. There, I keep praying uneasily for him to get well soon.
That's when Damien's former first love sends me a video icon.
"Here's a surprise for you."
It's a streaming site, where the content mainly shows rich scions pranking commoners.
With a trembling finger, I tap into the icon.
In the livestream, I can be seen munching on rotten food that I've gathered while sitting in a corner of the park. The food can provide me with what little nutrients my weak body needs.
On the second screen, Damien sits on a couch while dining on exquisite food and wine in a five-star hotel.
"That woman really is something! Just because Mr. Rook has claimed that he's feeling unwell, she actually goes ahead to sell her blood in order to treat his illness!"
"During the 16th prank, she fell into the sea! During the 25th prank, she got hit by a car in order to save Mr. Rook! Just how tough is she to kill, huh?"
"Well, Mr. Rook did boast that if she were to last until the pranks were officially over, he'd marry her. That, and he wouldn't touch any other women for the rest of his life!"
"There's still one month left! Will that woman die from Mr. Rook's pranks, or will she be welcomed into the Rook family on a red carpet?"
"I bet 50 million dollars that she'll die an extremely gruesome death! Hahaha!"
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RománticaTras cinco años de amor y tres de matrimonio, Regina Gómez creyó que en esta vida estaba destinada a ser feliz junto a Marcos Suárez hasta envejecer.Incluso cuando llegó la noticia del accidente aéreo de Marcos, Regina pensó que ni la vida ni la muerte podrían impedirles compartir el mismo lecho en vida y reposar en la misma tumba después de la muerte.Hasta que descubrió que él no había muerto, sino que se había convertido en el esposo de otra mujer.Con determinación, Regina abandonó aquel profundo amor y puso fin con sus propias manos a aquella farsa, aceptando el matrimonio arreglado por su familia.Que el señor de la honorable familia Ruiz de Altavista contrajera segundas nupcias con una mujer divorciada dejó atónita a la alta sociedad, donde no cesaron los rumores y los comentarios.Incluso Regina creyó que Alonso Ruiz se había casado con ella porque padecía alguna dolencia oculta.La familia Ruiz le dio a Regina lo que ella deseaba, y ella, a su vez, debía devolverle a Alonso la dignidad que merecía.Regina, sensata y comprensiva, le dijo: —Si tienes problemas de fertilidad, podemos adoptar un niño. Yo lo mantendré en secreto un tiempo y, después, diré públicamente que es nuestro hijo biológico.Alonso le sujetó la cintura y respondió: —Si lo que quieres es un hijo, dilo directamente, señora Ruiz. ¿Para qué tantas vueltas?En el círculo de amistades de Alonso se murmuraba en voz baja que, siendo un caballero de familia acaudalada, se rebajaba innecesariamente al papel de un pretendiente humilde.Alonso no le daba importancia; incluso sonrió con desdén y dijo: —¿Y qué tiene de malo ser un pretendiente humilde? Si al final obtengo todo lo que deseo, ¡todo vale la pena!Se burlaban de Alonso por ser un pretendiente humilde y aun así mostrarse orgulloso. Pero lo que ignoraban era que, detrás de ese amor secreto, se escondían un dolor profundo y una lucha difícil.
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Romántica[De una familia de héroes leales, protagonista femenina exsoldado de fuerzas especiales + protagonista masculino implacable y exitoso + se divorcia del esposo despreciable y nunca mira atrás]Ella había cabalgado con gallardía en el campo de batalla y, tras retirarse, regresó a la vida familiar cotidiana, dedicándose con esmero a la empresa de su esposo, solo para recibir a cambio una frase: —Julia Jiménez, no puedes compararte con Andrea Sánchez.—Andrea es una capitana de vuelo independiente y fuerte; tú no eres más que una secretaria inútil que se limita a cuidar de los demás en la empresa.Incluso los amigos de él la menospreciaban y se burlaban de ella.Pero lo que ellos ignoraban era que Julia había sido una mujer de las fuerzas especiales con una posición e influencia extraordinarias: pilotar un avión de combate en una misión le resultaba fácil, dominaba cinco idiomas y había obtenido la calificación más alta en el examen de ingreso a la Universidad de Río Alegre. ¡Hasta los mejores hackers obedecían sus órdenes!El día en que Julia recibió las cenizas de sus padres en la zona militar, él acompañaba a la madre de su primer amor al hospital por una herida menor.Ella se sintió profundamente decepcionada y, sin titubeos, decidió divorciarse. Con la urna de las cenizas de sus padres en brazos, se dirigió al aeropuerto.La ciudad entera se conmocionó; el comandante regional y numerosos oficiales y soldados acudieron a despedirla.Fue entonces cuando Diego Guzmán comprendió que su exesposa provenía de una familia de héroes leales, que tenía un cajón lleno de medallas militares y que, en realidad, el que no estaba a la altura era él.Tiempo después, vio a Bruno López, cuyo poder e influencia familiar en Río Alegre eran inmensos, de pie junto a Julia, con los ojos enrojecidos.Bruno la rodeó con intimidad por la cintura y le dijo en tono posesivo: —Julia, eres mía. Si te atreves a reavivar tu relación con tu exmarido, lo mato en el acto.Julia miró a ese hombre tan formidable y distinguido a su lado y le lanzó una mirada de aburrido desdén.Esa misma noche, el hombre, casi enloquecido, la arrinconó contra la puerta y le suplicó una y otra vez que lo amara.Él era el poderoso líder de la familia López...
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By: Lord LeafUrbanCharlie Wade was the live-in son-in-law that everyone despised, but his real identity as the heir of a prominent family remained a secret. He swore that one day, those who shunned him would kneel before him and beg for mercy, eventually!
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RomanceNicole Stanton, the richest young woman in the world, showed up low profile at the airport but she was immediately swarmed by reporters.Reporter: “Ms. Stanton, why did your three-year marriage with Mr. Ferguson come to an end?”She smiled and said, “Because I have to inherit my billion-dollar family fortune…”Reporter: “Are the rumors that you’ve been dating a dozen other young men within a month true?”Before the billionaire heiress could speak, an icy voice came from not far away. “No, that’s fake news.”Eric Ferguson stood out in the crowd. “I also have a billion-dollar net worth. Ms. Stanton, why don’t you inherit my family fortune?”
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Romance[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!
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RomanceNicole’s life changed drastically when she was reunited with the Riddle family. “Nothing is more important than my sister,” said her eldest brother, the domineering CEO.“You are still a student with no income. Take my credit card and spend however you like,” said her second brother, the financial expert.“I will allow no one to bully you at school,” her third brother, a top student, said.“Why did I compose this song? Because it would put a sweet smile on your face when you hear it,” her fourth brother, a talented musician, said.“You're so delicate. Let me do the dirty work for you if you want to beat someone up,” said her athletic fifth brother.Just when Nicole was barely accustomed to the pampering of her five brothers, she found herself having a fiancé, a nemesis from whom she had hacked a hundred million dollars.She needed to cancel the engagement, no matter what. But he pressed her against the door and said, “How can you run away just like that after stealing my money, you brat?”“Even if I don’t run, I don’t have the money to pay you back,” Nicole acted tough.“Oh, yeah? Then I will take you instead of money.” He then carried her on his back and took her away.
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RomanceAvery Tate was forced to marry a bigshot by her stepmother as her father's company was on the verge of bankruptcy. There was a catch, the bigshot—Elliot Foster—was in a state of coma. In the public’s eye, it was only a matter of time until she was deemed a widow and be kicked out of the family.A twist of event happened when Elliot unexpectedly woke up from his coma.Fuming at his marriage situation, he lashed out on Avery and threatened to kill their babies if they had any. “I’ll kill them with my very hands!” he bawled.Four years had passed when Avery returned to her homeland with her fraternal twins—a boy and a girl.As she pointed at Elliot’s face on a TV screen, she reminded her babies, “Stay far away from this man, he’s sworn to kill you both.” That night, Elliot’s computer was hacked and he was challenged—by one of the twins—to kill them. “Come and get me, *sshole!”
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RomanceSix years ago, she was framed by her wicked sister and was abandoned by her then husband while she was pregnant.Six years later, she started anew with a different identity. Oddly, the same man who abandoned her in the past had not stopped pestering her at her front door.“Miss Gibson, what’s your relationship with Mister Lynch?”She smiled and answered nonchalantly, “I don’t know him.”“But sources say that you were once married.”She answered as she tucked her hair, “Those are rumors. I’m not blind, you see.”That day, she was pinned on the wall the moment she stepped in her door.Her three babies cheered, “Daddy said mommy’s eyes are bad! Daddy says he’ll fix it for mommy!”She wailed, “Please let me go, darling!”
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