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UrbanMaxwell Kirk, granted with the title ‘Dragon Lord’, was once a big wheel in the western underworld. Nevertheless, he chose to retire. Having no idea about his identity, she bridled at him and didn’t give a shit about him. He was an existence that everyone would be terror-stricken upon hearing his name. But he chose to be a son-in-law of her family, acting lowly and pretending to be a nothing-for-good, as if everyone could trample down his dignity. However, with ambitions in his heart... That day, he held up her hand and swore to give her the whole world!
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RomanceIt was supposed to be a routine test tube baby situation, but suddenly everything went wrong. The problem was Master Luke Crawford, the heir to the Crawford empire, mature and composed, cold and domineering. Once he put his mind to it, there was nothing in the world he could not do!She had thought that they would go their completely separate ways after she delivered the children. Five years later, however, the man dragged two adorable babies along and waited for her in front of her dorms, despite everyone watching!Mr. Crawford was cold and emotionless in front of everyone else, but in front of her...
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Urban RomanceAt the age of twenty-two, Catherine returned to her biological parents' side.But in her parents' eyes, this 'wild' Orlis family heiress was far inferior to the 'gentle and kind' adopted heiress who had been with them since childhood. Upon returning to the Orlis estate, Catherine was treated coldly by her biological parents, mocked by her biological brother, and framed by her adopted sister. Soon, Catherine and the adopted heiress appeared on the same variety show, and everyone assumed Catherine was riding on the coattails of the superstar sister. However, to everyone's surprise, other heavyweight guests stepped forward to speak up for Catherine.
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By: Romina FrancisRomanceAfter being drunk, she seduced him.The man's eyes were like a blade. He looked at her and pushed her against the corner. "Don't provoke me. You can't afford it."Later, Doreen Perry broke off her engagement and went home with him.After marriage, Doreen became a stepmother and raised his children. She knew that he married her not only because she was obedient and easily controlled, but also because she looked like a woman.She filed for divorce, but he hugged her and begged, "Don't get divorced, okay?"She just smiled. "Mr. Elton, are you afraid?"
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WerewolfDavid, my childhood sweetheart who promised to have a Mark ceremony with me when I turned 18, proposed to my cousin Violet at my coming-of-age party.That wizard Andrew, who was said to be uninterested in women, put a silver ring carved with mystical runes onto my ring finger at David's celebration.For five years after our mark ceremony, he was gentle and devoted to me.I believed that it was my true love.Until I overheard his conversation with a friend."Andrew, Violet's already become the pack healer. How long will you keep pretending with Morgan?""Since I can't be Violet’s mate anyway, it doesn't matter who I mark. Besides, with me here, Morgan can't interfere with Violet's happiness."The rune stones he carved in secret all bore Violet's name with his blessing to her.“Bless Violet could rid of bad dreams”“Bless Violet could obtain all she wants, and needn’t worry anything.”“Violet, I can’t be your mate, hope you have a wonderful life.”Five years of reaming. One moment of awakening.I arranged a fake identity and planned my staged death.
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Urban RomanceAfter Holly Stanwick becomes a judge, the first case on her docket is the divorce between her husband and his childhood sweetheart.When Holly receives the file, she double-checks the cover sheet. "Maeve, is the defendant's information correct? Is his name really Shane Lockwood?"The assistant judge, Maeve Green, smiles. "Ms. Stanwick, that's Shane Lockwood, CEO of Lockwood Corp in Havenport. I might slip up on other files, but not this one!"Maeve pulls out her phone, searches for "Shane Lockwood" on Google, and shoves the brutal truth in front of Holly.The face in the photos matches her husband's exactly. Holly freezes, as if a bucket of ice water has been dumped over her.The court clerk, Stella Kennedy, adds, "That's right, Ms. Stanwick. You're new here, so you might not know. Shane and his childhood sweetheart, Tess Lindell, have been on and off for about eight years. This is the first time it's hit court. The public gallery is fully booked!"Holly nearly loses her footing, and the file slips from her hands onto the desk.Maeve asks curiously, "Ms. Stanwick, do you know Shane?"She knows him all too well.
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WerewolfI'm Sianna and I rejected my mate for my high school sweetheart, Curtis. But when Curtis met his mate afterwards, he failed to reject her and lied to me instead. With my broken heart I fell into someone else's arms and ended up in the bed of my Alpha where we spent the night together. Now, what happens next when the Alpha doesn't want to let me go? How far will the Alpha go to keep me? Should I forgive and honor my promise to Curtis or should I take my chances with the obsessive Alpha? * “There is no limit between us.” Chuckling, the mirth sparkled in his gorgeous eyes, “And all of this originated from the night that you gave me both pain and pleasure. I am simply returning the favor.” He took two steps forward and I took one backward, “But…” Remembering what I had done generated major fears and I had to get out of there. “I….. “No, Firecat.” He places an index finger on my lips. “This will take your mind off that son of a bitch.” Using his strong hands, he pulls me by the waist so that I felt his hard manhood. “I want your virginity tonight.”
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Werewolf"I, Erika Blackwood, stand before you, Alexander Robertson, with a heavy heart. I hereby reject you as my mate. The bond we once shared has grown fragile, and my soul yearns for a different path. May you find solace in the love of another, and may we both find the happiness we seek."Alexander didn't say a word and looked at me.But he refused to accept.***********Erika Blackwood is the next Alpha in line of the Ironclaw Pack. She hides her identity and gets mated to the Alpha of the Moonforest Pack, Alexander Robertson.Three years passed, but Alexander is still unwilling to let go of his childhood sweetheart.Erika is mistreated and eventually framed by the same childhood sweetheart.Now she leaves with that humiliation, and goes back to her pack, swearing vengeance on those who hurt her.They all waited for her to return and beg, but what happens when they realize that the famous Ironclaw Pack that was going to help in the rogue war, was ruled by a woman named, Erika Blackwood.Now her Ex mates want her back. Other Alphas want this woman..But will she accept any of them?Or will she stay independent forever?...
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Urban RomanceEthan Cooper is the youngest director in Fernwick. He looks cold and distant all the time, and he's very decisive whenever he acts. Everyone knows him as a fair and just man who cannot tolerate the slightest wrongdoing.
In order to stay by his side, Iris Whitman personally tears the admission letter to the prestigious Vantrel University during her senior high school year. Instead, she fills in the name of the law school Ethan is studying at.
After graduating from university, Iris uses all of her connections just to join the FBI field office where Ethan works.
In Iris' first year, the field office decides to distribute dangerous missions by having everyone draw lots for the very first time.
There are two sticks, with one long and the other short. Whoever gets the short stick will have to take on the mission.
Iris gets the short stick. So, Ethan dispatches her to infiltrate a cross-border human-trafficking organization as a spy.
In Iris' fourth year, everyone has to draw lots again. With trembling fingers, Iris draws the short stick once again. Her mission is to arrest drug dealers overseas.
In Iris' sixth year, the lot-drawing session greets her once again like an unshakable curse. As she stares at the familiar short stick lying in her palm, she lets out a chuckle all of a sudden.
This time, Ethan intends to dispatch her to Averlain to investigate a major corruption case.
Iris has drawn the short stick three times in six years. All she gets in return is countless scars on her body, the destruction of her family, as well as betrayal.
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By: Amal AitUrban RomanceNikolai was facing me. Those full lips stretched into a wolfish grin, strong arms flexing at his side and those honey coloured eyes piercing through my soul. Gods, you really took your time with this one. He was so damn beautiful.I gulped and Nial skid to my left his hot body centimetres away from mine, his musky fresh scent enveloping me and those eyes. Those fucking brown eyes, warm and so full of love. His smooth skin glinting in the lit hallway just begging to be kissed and licked."Like what you see, Love?" Nikolai muttered, sensual and that accent did things to me. My pussy throbbed involuntarily shutting out any comprehensible bone in my body, my brain included.My cheeks burned for eyeing them so shamelessly and I slightly shifted on my feet bumping into Nadei's front making me blush even more."Love, we're going to kiss you, now."****Nineteen year old Sofia never had thought that her kindness was a bad thing. Always trying to help those in need and always doing it with a bright, beautiful smile on her face.She was the epitome of an angel to most.But one fateful night had changed everything in her life.After saving a strange handsome man, she found herself thrust into a whirlpool of desire and possession. The handsome turned out to be the most infamous, dangerous Russian Mafia.What's worse, there are more than one man that want her so much.Three Mafia brothers kidnapped their shared wife, and never wanna let her go.Will she successfully run away?
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Urban RomanceWhen Wilson Graves, my husband, who's our hospital's director, finds out that I've voluntarily given away the promotion to Jessica Atwood, the junior he dotes on the most, he actually agrees to sire a child with me despite not wanting children at all.
Jessica goes mad with jealousy once she finds out about the news. She picks up a scalpel and intends to cripple her own hands while demanding to quit her job as well.
Wilson panics immediately. Not only does he give Jessica my bonus in an attempt to appease her, but he also moves out of our home and goes on a vacation around the globe with her for one full month.
After the vacation, Wilson just looks at me coldly.
"Jessie and I have been busy with our business trip by attending medical conferences everywhere, unlike you, who's been doing nothing this whole time! That's why you still have time to come up with malicious conspiracy theories about us!
"You're just vile from the inside out, Claire! Only vile people think the worst of everyone else!"
I tighten my grip on the pregnancy report that Jessica has delivered to me. Instead of feeling mad, all I do is smile.
Since I'm not throwing a tantrum at all, Wilson looks very pleased. He promises me that he'll have a baby with me soon so that he can fulfill my wish of becoming a mother.
But what he doesn't know is that we won't have a future together anymore.
Just some time ago, he has personally signed the divorce certificate, after all.
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By: XyueUrban Romance"Regla número uno, nunca... jamás... debes entrar en mi dormitorio."
"Regla número dos, no me tocarás sin mi permiso."
"Regla número tres, no me hablarás a menos que te hable."
"Regla número cuatro: harás todo lo que te pida, pase lo que pase."
Yo, Margarita Alfonso, una universitaria corriente, había sido obligada a contraer matrimonio, con el heredero del mayor sindicato mafioso a nivel mundial, Osirio Iker.
Estas son las reglas que me impuso en nuestro primer día de recién casados.
"¿Y si rompo una de ellas?", pregunté.
"Entonces tomaré una parte de tu cuerpo como mía".
"¿Qué? ¿Por qué no te quedas con todo mi cuerpo? ¿No lo quieres?"
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Urban RomanceDante slowed his pace, withdrawing until only the tip was still inside her before thrusting his hips once,eliciting a sharp gasp from her lips.He brought his mouth down to hover over hers. “Can you feel me,my love?”He rasped.Renee angled her head,nipping at his lips.”Yes,I feel you.”------------To save her family from a loanshark,Renee Gallo agrees to be married to Dante Moretti, a man who has been called many names.He has been labeled as a devil,as a hideous-looking demon,the notorious son of Gustavo Moretti.But it turns out that this man who is cruel to the world loves and pampers her more than she had ever imagined.
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RomanceI, the best thief in my line of work, am being hunted down by a Don, whom I've never met before, on the Internet.
My crime? Well, I've turned down his wedding proposal, so there's that.
In order to get revenge on him, I end up stealing his most prized possession.
After that, I hit up a nightclub and book the services of the ace escort, who also charges the highest rates. That night, we spend moments of passion together in bed.
The next day, I'm about to get out of bed and leave when the escort stops me.
"You've already accepted my prized possession and used me for a test run. Are you satisfied with the results?"
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By: Esme AdamsRomanceNo one could be ruthless enough to hurt their own children. But for Katrina Judson, that wasn't the case. Her father forced her to sacrifice her virginity for her stepsister!Only pure girls were qualified for that renowned family.So Katrina became the victim.Five years later, Katrina returned with her children.This time she was no longer alone.She wanted to get her revenge and destroy some scums' lives!However, beyond her expectations, she met the man five years ago.Ronnie Herbert narrowed his eyes and asked in his deep voice, "Is this kid mine?"Katrina fell silent.Her baby girl Olivia asked, "Mommy, is he our daddy? Didn't you say he died long ago?"
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RomantisPijatan laktasi yang dilakukan pria ini benar-benar bagus. Tubuhku jadi panas dan lemas di sofa."Nyonya sensitif sekali ... " Napas hangatnya di telingaku membuat tubuhku menggelinjang ...
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Urban RomanceEmery Young spends a wild decade by Kieran Carter's side. She thinks she's done her best to accommodate his every request.However, when her mother is gravely injured in an accident and ends up with her life hanging in the balance, he abandons her to head to the police station. He wants to bail out his true love, who is the culprit behind her mother's accident.Later, her mother passes away with a heart full of pain and resentment. Meanwhile, Kieran takes his true love abroad to console her.Emery holds the urn that contains her mother's ashes and questions him, but all he says is, "Get lost if you can't handle it."So, she leaves him. However, that's when he comes running after her, using a marriage certificate to declare his possession of her. "We're legally married, Emmie."Emery links arms with her date and laughs at the sight of the marriage certificate. Then, she grabs it and throws it back in Kieran's face with a sneer. "You're a pathetic bastard."His love is too little, too late. She doesn't need it.…Everyone knows that Emery is introverted and demure, while Kieran is wild and unruly. They seem to come from different worlds, yet they're bound for a decade due to a mess-up.She thinks they'll eventually fall for each other because of their promise to marry, but she later realizes his heart will never beat for her when she sees how agitated he gets over someone else.Her meeting with him is nothing but a mistake. So, when the mistake is unraveled and their paths no longer intertwine, there's no need to remember him.
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Urban RomanceAt her lowest point, Jasmine Scott signs an agreement with Calvin Ford's mother, marrying Calvin in exchange for financial support.
For three years, she plays the perfect wife—gentle, obedient, and endlessly patient. She cares for Calvin, helping him recover from both his disability and his anger, guiding him to stand on his feet again.
She thinks they might just make it work. But then, Olivia Zeller, Calvin's true love, returns.
On a stormy night, Calvin doesn't hesitate to abandon Jasmine just to pick Olivia up.
Later, he lies about a business trip, only to secretly attend a concert with Olivia. He even brings Olivia home and flirts with her right in front of Jasmine.
Jasmine finally decides to end it after one too many disappointments. She files for divorce.
...
The next time Calvin sees Jasmine is at a glamorous banquet. His dull and boring ex-wife now stuns in haute couture, glowing with grace and elegance.
When he catches her giggling at another man, eyes sparkling, Calvin snaps and seethes with jealousy. He corners her and growls, "Jasmine, who gave you permission to be with another man?"
Without missing a beat, Jasmine slaps him. "Who let you off your leash? Touch me again and I'll report you for sexual harassment!"
...
Jasmine moves into a new home, where she meets a gentle and dependable neighbor named Joshua Sutton.
He teaches her how to trust again, treats her with care, and spoils her like a princess. Every time she struggles, he stands behind her quietly and steadily.
Dates, love confessions, a proposal, even the wedding—he plans everything down to the tiniest detail. She doesn't have to lift a finger.
And that's when Jasmine finally realizes this is what it feels like to be truly cherished.
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Urban Romance“You want to sever our mating bond? Just because of a mistress, Jasmine?” Logan sneered, his eyes blazing red from anger. I couldn’t believe the monstrous man barking before me was the man I once cherished—my husband.“It seems you’ve forgotten my uncle is the Alpha of this pack. You can’t win this, Jasmine. Stay in this marriage and save yourself from the humiliation of being expelled.”—-Jasmine’s seemingly perfect marriage is on the brink of collapsing after she discovers a shocking truth: she’s not the only lover in her husband’s life.The betrayal cuts even deeper when she finds out her best friend is the secret mistress. This shatters the trust and loyalty that once held their mating bond. Determined to sever their bond and start anew, she serves him divorce papers.But nothing prepares her for a stunning reversal; her husband turns the tables, falsely accusing her of infidelity. She’s on the verge of facing the punishment that comes with infidelity in her pack—a shameful expulsion.Just as her hope wears out, the stark reality of her fate about to dawn on her, a potential savior emerges: her fated mate, who happens to be the powerful Alpha of their pack, in whose hands lies the fate of Jasmine. He must choose between loyalty to his bloodline and protecting his long-awaited fated mate.Will he save Jasmine from ruins? or will he protect his bloodline and turn his back against her?As this inspiring journey unfolds, Jasmine’s love, loyalty, and resilience are pushed to the limit while she struggles to find her feet again and fight those who wronged her.
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By: Harper WilsonRomanceIn a desperate attempt to pay off her mother's debt, Yanne John found herself forced into marriage with Steven, the young master of the Lucas Family. However, Steven had been bedridden and in a vegetative state for the past three years. Many believed Yanne to be a widow, her father manipulated her, and her sister took pleasure in her misfortune.Unexpectedly, one fateful night, the seemingly lifeless vegetable miraculously woke up and began misbehaving towards Yanne. He accused her of being a gold digger, willing to marry a man in such a state for financial gain. They struck a deal: if he completed a task, they would divorce, setting her free.But despite reclaiming his possessions, Steven couldn't let go. Yanne confronted him, questioning why he clung to their marriage when he clearly disliked her love for money. To her surprise, Steven tearfully confessed, "Yanne John, you mean everything to me. Without you, I am nothing."Unbeknownst to him, his love for her had taken root deep within his being, impossible to sever. And so, their relationship transformed from one of convenience to one of genuine affection.Soon, everyone discovered that Yanne, once married to a vegetable, had turned her life around. The cool and distant husband had become utterly devoted, obeying her every command as if it were an imperial decree. Not only did she have a loving husband by her side every night, but she also had a pair of adorable twins. To top it all off, she had become the wealthiest woman in the world—a true winner in life.During a media interview, Yanne was asked about her secret to taming her husband. With a mischievous smile, she replied, "The secret is... psychological warfare!"
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By: Syliva.DWerewolfThree years ago, Evelyn Blackwell was a wolf-less Omega, betrayed, rejected, and cast out of the Bloodbane Pack.She walked away with nothing but her unborn daughter and the ashes of a bond she once believed in.Now she's back.Not as someone's Luna, but as the founder of a medical empire, a world-renowned doctor,And the fiercely protective mother of a bright, wolf-less little girl.Her ex-mate, Alpha Calvin Wolfe, expected her to fade into obscurity.But the moment he sees her again, confident, radiant, and entirely out of reach, he knows he made the biggest mistake of his life.She doesn't want his apology.She doesn't want his pack.And she sure as hell doesn't want his pity.He falls to his knees, remorse all over his face."Evelyn, I love you. Can we get back together?"She scoffs,"Alpha Calvin, the cheater, you're not so sweet anymore."Her twin sons drop to their knees,"Mom, we only want you!"Evelyn waves them off,"No thanks, I already have an adorable daughter now."
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Urban RomanceZachary Twain's female secretary is pregnant.He shows up at our home with her in tow on our ninth anniversary.He speaks to me in a nonchalant manner."She's a picky eater. Don't offer her the same thing twice. Also, she's easily spooked at night and needs someone close by. So, pack up your things. You're moving to the guest room."I don't say a word. I pick up the suitcase I've already packed and calmly make my way to the exit.The butler tries to stop me, but Zachary sneers and says, "She can act out all she wants. She'll come crawling back in three days anyway."Everyone laughs at his words.They place a ten-million-dollar bet right in front of me, wagering that I won't make it through the night and that I'll return crying and begging for Zachary to let me in like a lapdog.However, they don't know that the Maybach someone arranged is already waiting outside.This time, I'm leaving for real.
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Urban RomanceThat night, Maya Reed slogs through pounding rain to the club where Cole Hale likes to hang out.She pauses outside his private room, wrings the water from her hair, and decides to wait until he finishes before surprising him.Through the cracked door drifts a teasing voice. "Cole, your wedding to Maya is in a week. Got your big surprise ready?""Yeah," Cole answers, his cool voice softened by liquor. "I'm going to give her something she'll remember for the rest of her life."Maya's hand stills in her hair, and a smile slips onto her face before she can stop it.Over the past three years, Cole has cherished her like the most precious thing in his life.Then, another man laughs. "If Maya finds out I've been pretending to be you this whole time, she'll lose her mind.""Please." Someone else scoffs. "As if she'd ever guess Cole has a twin!""Just wait until she finds out she's been sleeping with Cole's brother for three years..."
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Urban RomanceI'm tricked into working at Hook-Up Club in Thesbia with my best friend, Tanya Sutton. It's an establishment where men only have to pay three thousand dollars to have us for the day.
I'm the club's top earner when the police arrive with the Suttons and see me straddling a rich man, counting cash. Meanwhile, Tanya lies in the basement, heavily pregnant and in a vegetative state.
I know the truth, but I maintain absolute silence even when the Suttons offer a five-million-dollar bounty for the human trafficker. I pretend to be asleep when Tanya's mother, Jasmine Cole, kneels and begs for the truth, and I also refuse to say anything during police interrogations.
Timothy Sutton, my boyfriend and Tanya's brother, loses his temper and violently straps me into the Memory Judgment Seat.
"How could you let the trafficker go while Tanya suffers? I feel disgusted knowing I loved you! I'll use this memory extractor to send you and the trafficker straight to hell, Miranda Lund!"
Yet when the entire truth is revealed, Timothy is struck dumb and falls to his knees.
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Urban RomanceEvelyn Reed marries Lucas Grant to save her adoptive brother. The loveless marriage is kept a secret for three years.
On the day she's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Lucas sets off fireworks with his lover to celebrate. Meanwhile, the adoptive brother she sacrificed everything for walks out of prison and announces another woman is the love of his life!
Evelyn stops waiting for the men who seem cold but don't shy away from going public with their true loves. She gets a divorce, quits her job, and severs her ties to her family…
She picks up her dream again and goes from a scorned housewife to a legend in the tech industry.
However, one day, her secret identity and terminal illness are exposed.
Her unruly adoptive brother comes to her with reddened eyes. "Will you call me your brother again, Evie?"
Lucas, who has always been cold and heartless, loses his mind. "I'll give you my life, honey. Don't leave me!"
Evelyn thinks this is all too little, too late. She doesn't want any of it anymore.
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Urban RomanceSean Horton is on the train home when a beautiful woman suddenly falls into his arms. Her lips are cherry red, and she smells delectable.Sean is aroused. He later discovers that she's the blind date he turned down for being too materialistic and fickle-minded. She thinks she can do anything because his family owes her a favor.From that day on, Sean can't stop thinking about her. He can't sleep at night.…Wendy Stowell has transmigrated into a book—she's taken on the role of an evil, scheming side character.The original Wendy has too many inkblots on her reputation to clean, so Wendy has no choice but to focus on getting into college and avoiding Sean. Yet Sean bosses her around, controls her, and educates her.One day, he comes to her with the letter she wrote to her family, informing them she has a boyfriend. He pins her to the wall, his gaze almost crazed as he says, "You're not allowed to date anyone, Wendy. Even if you wanted to date someone, that someone can only be me!"
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Urban RomanceMiranda Payne is Ekason's most renowned genius pediatric surgeon.
With a scalpel in her hand, she has saved countless children's lives. The media hails her as Ekason's "guardian of children".
But right now, she is pinned against her office desk, a cold gun barrel pressed firmly against her wrist.
The man holding the gun is her husband, Jerome Cooper, heir to the Cooper family and the one who controls both Ekason's criminal underworld and its legitimate power.
Dressed in a black suit, he radiates a chilling, murderous air. Behind him, one of his men holds up a tablet. On the screen, a video plays.
Their five-year-old son, Fred Cooper, is being forcibly transferred out of the hospital.
Fred is burning with a high fever. His cheeks are flushed, his face twisted in pain. He murmurs weakly, "Mommy…"
"Freddie!" Miranda cries out, her heart shattering at the sight of him.
"Miranda, you have no choice with the two surgeries today," Jerome says coldly, pressing the gun harder against her wrist. "You either save Dami first, or I destroy your hand and let both Dami and Freddie die together."
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