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Urban Romance"I'll give you a billion dollars as long as you don't leave, child. No, two billion dollars!"Theodore Palmer sat in a chair in the living room at Palmer Manor as he pleaded with the woman before him.However, Gabriella Robinson shook her head and pushed the check back to him. "I'm sorry, Grandpa. We agreed on six years, and the time is now up. I've repaid the favor I owe, so it's time for me to leave."
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Urban RomanceI dive into the ocean to save Preston Gale. After doing CPR on him in front of everyone, the wedding that is meant for my cousin, Roxanne Shaw, somehow falls to me instead.
On our wedding night, Preston prefers to drown himself in alcohol rather than spend the night with me.
I'm foolish enough to think that if I keep at it, he'll come around eventually.
Three years later, Roxanne returns, holding a child who looks so much like Preston that it stops my heart for a second.
Only then do I finally understand that while I spent that wedding night alone, he was with her.
"Rox, I know these years have been hard on you. I'll make it right. I'll make sure Lexi gives your place as Mrs. Gale back to you," Preston says.
I tell him I'm pregnant, too, hoping it might change something. However, it doesn't.
He coldly tells me to abort it, before forcing me onto the operating table, ending two lives at once.
When I open my eyes again, I'm back on the day Preston fell into the sea.
Soaked through, he's lying there, and I scream Roxanne's name into the crowd, my voice cracking with desperation.
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Urban RomanceOn the day of our wedding, Justin had someone take off my wedding dress. He wanted to personally put it on my younger stepsister. He cut me an icy look, claiming, "I'll make you my wife, but my love belongs to Felicia. We'll get our marriage license after the wedding."The people around us laughed. They made a bet that I wouldn't wait around for Justin like I had before, considering that I had been holding on for five years to keep the engagement.Yet, the moment I left the church, I made a call. "Elizabeth, about your proposition the other day? It's a yes from me."…That night, I took a private jet and flew to my new home.From that moment on, my world was completely cut off from Justin's.…After not seeing him in five years, I ran into him when I attended a banquet with my daughter. The moment he sees my daughter in my arms, he gives us a humorless smile."So, you've come crawling back after five years. Why not put the child under Felicia's care from now on? I might just let her call me 'Dad'," he commented in a sneer.He had no idea the child wasn't his.
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By: Valentina HernandezUrban RomanceIn a treacherous web of deceit, she found herself betrayed by both her boyfriend and her own sister. To make matters worse, her adoptive father, driven by greed, took her life mercilessly.In a desperate bid for freedom, she fought her way through a blazing fire, risking everything to save him. Little did she know that he would repay her selflessness with betrayal of his own.Six long and grueling years passed before she resurfaced, armed with a determination for vengeance. With her twins by her side, she vowed to take back what was rightfully hers.Enter Mr. Young, a man of towering height and striking handsomeness. His sarcasm, arrogance, and undeniable power made it clear that women should keep their distance.But one day, a shocking twist occurred—the legendary man brought his little daughter to work. The revelation sent shockwaves through everyone around them.In a remarkable transformation, the once aloof and unfeeling man became possessive and overprotective, unable to hide his jealousy. The arrival of the twins only intensified the situation.The twin brother, with an air of arrogance, warned, "Daddy is despised by everyone, so stay away from our mother!"The twin sister chimed in, saying, "Give me another brother, and I'll give you my mother!"
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RomanceIn their 6-year marriage, Nora never succeeded in making Austin fall in love with her. Upon learning of her stage-IV cancer, she only begged for ten months. "After ten months, I will divorce you. Please, don't hate me." "What game are you playing?" "I'm tired and want to be free." Childhood sweethearts grew old as time passed. Nora loved Austin for 13 years, while Austin gave all his love to someone else. Austin decided to divorce Nora, who was suffering great pain from illness. "Austin, can you wait a little longer?" "Nora, don't love me anymore." In Austin's world, Nora was a restraint, but losing her felt like losing his heart. When all memories surfaced, Austin woke up and realized that the person he loved was always Nora. Nora died during surgery on the operating table, leaving behind their child. "I'm tired; I can't love you anymore. In the next life, let's not meet again. We forgive each other. From now on, we owe each other nothing!" Austin regretted not realizing it sooner and closed off his heart, living each day as if it were the last until one day. "Sir, I am Hannah, not Nora."
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WerewolfShe was hurt. She was bullied and made fun of. And the only hope that kept her going was finding her mate. She has always been weak. Weak to the world. Why?Because she was a lantern. She didn't have a wolf. That's what everyone thought about her.When she found her mate, he wanted her to be his slut and not a wife.She might be an omega, but it doesn't mean she will take disloyalty and betrayal lightly. So she did something that no one in history ever did.She rejected an Alpha."I, Alexis Clark, reject Brandon Sterling, the alpha of Black mist pack, and consider myself a free soul until I decide so."; Were her last words before she left that torturous place and became a rogue.A rogue that everyone was fearing and finding.Why? Because she was the rogue that has become one of the biggest problems of almost all the packs in the country.She was Alexis Clark. A rogue that rejected an Alpha, stealth food, kill other rogues, and more than that was living with humans and studying with them.What will happen when her case is given to the world's most dangerous alpha, Sebastian Sinclair, who has taken it upon himself to punish this rogue.The one who hated rogues and omega to a level that was beyond understanding. Why? Because his mate was an omega, who betrayed him with a rogue before dying.How will Alexis tackle this alpha, in whose College she was studying and living under hiding for almost a year?What will Sebastian do when he finds out the new girl he had been talking to is none other than the rogue omega that he had decided to kill?"To love you with all my might was my only wish, but you were the only one who gave me endless suffering. So today, I promise myself to not fall for anyone."; A simple saying that both Alexis and Sebastian had vowed upon.Will they be able to find their love amidst all these problems?
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Urban RomanceLooking at the divorce papers my lips curled up into a mocking smile. ‘How big fool I am? How can I think that he will give a chance to this marriage? How can I forget that I was nothing more a tool in his eyes to vent his anger until his beloved Tara is back. Since, she was back, how can he let me stay there?’“After you will sign these papers, you will receive 100 million dollars as alimony.” the lawyer added.Because of his words, I came back to my senses took the pen from him, and signed the name.I have also gotten exhausted from this marriage both physically and mentally. Even though I had wanted my child to be born into a complete family, I didn’t want my child to have a stepmother and live miserably like me for the rest of his life.After taking the papers from my hand, the lawyer gave me the bank card, turned around, and was about to leave when he paused at the door. He then turned around and added, “Mr. Carter said that he hoped that you won’t pester him, or you have to bear the consequences.”The lawyer's words were like a knife stabbing in my heart, but I still nodded. Anyway, I also don’t plan to have anything to do with him anymore. I just want to live a good life with my children.After the lawyer left, the ward fell into silence. I placed my hand on my belly and said to my children, “Baby, I am sorry, Mommy can’t give you a complete family! But I promise you, I will do my best to give the love of both mother and father.”‘As for giving one of my child, I will never do that. They are my babies and my alone. I and I will give birth to all of them and raise them no matter what…’Four Years Later...Anya came back to the country with her three kids, to inherit the company left by his grandfather...
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PerkotaanThalia Suryan: Arman, ayo kita cerai. Kamu sudah nggak pantas lagi untukku.Arman Lambardi: Kamu yakin, aku nggak pantas untukmu?
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Urban RomanceHe's cold and reserved, while she's wild and free.Driven by revenge, Giselle Holt weaves her way into his life, teasing him without shame and manipulating him with cunning and deceit. She ruins his engagement party, drives away the woman he loves, and tramples on his boundaries again and again.One late night, he corners her against the wall. "Giselle, what other tricks do you have up your sleeve?"She smirks, sly and teasing.Just like that, she barges into his life and does as she pleases, dragging him down from his pedestal, piece by piece, until nothing remains.
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WerewolfSequel to The Unknown Mate(Completed)10 years after the rogue attack, and the kidnapping of Bryn everyone's moved on. The boys found their mates, Nick and Amelia have two gorgeous pups and the 4 remaining warriors permanently moved into the Luna Moon pack and became their warriors. Bryn has become nothing but a legend in the pack, as the best warrior in existence and the Nick pups grew up without their aunt. Everyone except Jake believes that she was killed years ago by the rogues and have labeled Jake insane. But what if Jake was right all along?...
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Urban RomanceThis was the most basic plot of any good romance book: the beautiful, sweet, but shy girl meets the perfect guy who is also conveniently wealthy, which is every girl’s dream. But there was a twist this time around to shake things up if you know what I mean, but if not, then you just have to read and find out. Her trauma was his family’s fault, but she’s still inexplicably drawn to him; he hated her so much that she became a part of him; would it work out, or will the secrets they’re yet to discover lead to their ruin?
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By: Vada WeeksRomanceZayla has been married to Simon for five years. She loves to the bottom of her heart and is as humble as dust, but he protects her sweetheart and tramples her under his feet. She sees through his fickleness and ungratefulness, and understands that there will never be flowers in the dust. Suddenly woke up and divorced quickly!Just when everyone laughed that she must regret it, and when her ex-husband came to ask her to get back together, she transformed herself, inherited hundreds of millions of inheritance, her career became bigger and bigger, and she became the top rich woman of a wealthy family!Divorce is fun for a while, and divorce is always fun!But who would have expected that the ex-husband would change his ways, chase after him, start a humble courtship mode, and chase his wife to a crematorium? !The ex-husband proposed for the 250th time, "Honey, let's remarry!""I'm sorry, but being your wife is worse than being your aunt."
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By: ShyneRomance"Tell me you don't want this, Vivianne..." Noah's breath warmed against my skin, his finger dragging against my aching clit, and his eyes locked on me. "I'll stop if you tell me to..." My waist arch, a soft moan slipping off my lips as he pushed two fingers inside me, a smirk curling at his lips.
I should push him away... I should curse him, but I couldn't. My body betrayed me. I wanted him, I hated to admit it. How could my body want the same man who ruined my life?
"No... Noah..." My breath stuttered, nails digging into the bed as desire washed over me.
"Do... don't... touch... argh! Right ther...e... Fuck! Please don't stop..."
"Where, V... Tell me where you want me to touch." He fingers moved inside me, teasing my inside.
"Ri...right there... Fuck!" My hips jerked up, pussy throbbing with pleasure, walls tightening on his fingers... right before my orgasm tore through me...
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Urban Romance"You're one hot surprise, Kristel!" "Fuck me harder!"They lay contentedly on the carpet, and Kristel thought it was time to tell her husband about her pregnancy.Her husband suddenly and coldly filed for divorce. Kristel was frozen as she could not believe her gentle husband had suddenly become so heartless."Fiona is back. You're just a bet I made with her.""So the tenderness for me was all an illusion; in fact, you weren't in love with me?" Kristel heard her voice tremble.Kristel quickly moved out of their mansion, her marriage to Galvin had originally come together because of the business relationship between the two families.She had been secretly in love with Galvin for ten years and she knew that Galvin did not love her, but she was sure that through her efforts she would make Gavin fall in love with her.While she completes her signature on the divorce papers, Galvin hesitates ...... will Kristel give him a second chance?
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Urban RomanceBook 1 Professor And His PrincessBook 2 Master and His PrincessStory Of a Mysterious Professor, a girl full of life and Mr Stranger."Sir, what are you doing?" I asked dramatically as he locked the door."I need to spend some private time with my student." He's sauntering to me."But your favourite student is still angry with you." I turned my face to the other side as he reached in front of me."Then her professor has his own to pacify his favourite student." He cooed, holding my chin with his thumb and finger. ****Inaya is a carefree girl who lives every moment of her life to the fullest. She looks at life in a completely different way. She spread positivity and love wherever she goes.Zain Smith is rude, aggressive and a handsome and attractive man. He’s a rich businessman and English professor. He has a bad past and so many secrets. His life is filled with darkness.Warning: This story will be hot and romantic.
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RománticaDaniel Pérez y yo éramos conocidos en el círculo como una pareja cuya relación se había deteriorado.Después de diez tortuosos años, logramos reconciliarnos.El primer día que Daniel regresó al país, con tal de ganarse la sonrisa de una mujer hermosa, destrozó mi tienda.Yo le rasgué la boca.—Tch, fue un placer destrozar tu tienda. Si quieres alguna compensación, pide lo que quieras.Las personas que están a punto de morir no solían tener muchas exigencias.En la última revisión supe que ya no me quedaba tiempo.Una madre y su hija, que se recuperaban a la par que yo, me miraron con compasión.—Qué lástima, tan joven... Y al final ni siquiera tiene a alguien que la vele.Me senté en el pasillo helado y marqué ese número que había guardado durante diez años.—Si de verdad quieres compensarme, ayúdame a encargarme del cadáver.
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By: LilaWerewolfLorelai Voss died once.Betrayed by her fated mate.Used by her brothers.Sold to bear a cursed Alpha's heir.But death didn’t end her story.It rewrote it.She wakes up the day before her forced marriage—wolfless, but not powerless.She remembers every lie.Every hand that pushed her into the fire.“You don’t get to tell me who I belong to,” she says, staring down her Alpha brother.“I can save you,” she tells Alpha Keith, the strongest wolf on the continent.“Now you owe me.”This time, she’s not the pawn.This time, she plays the game—and she plays to win.With twisted loyalties, buried secrets, and a slow-burn romance that begins with distrust and ignites into obsession, Lorelai walks the line between justice and vengeance.Will she destroy the monsters who made her…or become something far more dangerous?One thing is certain:The girl they threw away is back—and she didn’t return to survive.She came to conquer.
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By: Eva FosterLGBTQ+The blind girl Leana Thorley married the crippled man Graham Standen as the substitute for her sister. Their marriage was decided all too fast.On the wedding day, Leana said, "Let me introduce myself. I'm Leana Thorley, 22 years old, an outstanding graduate from Berklee College of Music."Graham raised his eyebrows. "I'm Graham Standen. I dropped out of school at 16 and relied on my parents since then. Now I'm a 26-year-old idler."Leana gritted her teeth. "Alright, try not to idle around, and I'll take care of you. We can manage to support ourselves."Graham hid his bank card with billions of dollars in it and put away the company's contract. He smiled and nodded. "Thank you, honey."It wasn't until one day when their secret identities were exposed one by one that everyone suddenly realized the truth. A blind married a cripple? No way! They were two ambitious big shots underneath the image of harmlessness.
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Urban RomanceSilhouette Montesillo? She's a freaking bad ass and a woman who can't and won't shut up. Everyone she encounters secretly hate her because of her honest mouth. Yet, it doesn't bother her. Even if the whole world hates her, she won't give a single care about them, because living peacefully is all that matters for her. Whatever type of peace, she's eager to get it.Things happened and she already found herself being convinced by a powerful organization, Delta, who happened to be led by Third Knights. She wanted to withdraw her decision upon joining them when she heard the surname of their founder. Knights, and everyone knows how dangerous that family is, no one should touch them or you're dead.But was it really a good decision to leave when she already and finally grasped what's happening? Her first impression towards Third Knights did not go well when he started being possessive over her, and she has no idea how to handle it.
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Urban"Congratulations on passing the online interview, Mr. Bolton. We've already sent the offer letter to your inbox, and we'll need you to report to Linkton within two weeks. Do you have any issues with that?" This is an international call, and the man on the other end speaks fluent Invian.Neal Bolton doesn't hesitate to say, "No issues at all. I'll be there."The door opens right after he hangs up, and Joyce Slater enters the room. When she sees him, she hands him a bag. "I couldn't ring in the New Year with you yesterday because of an emergency at the law firm. Don't be mad."She sounds sincere, so Neal doesn't question it. He takes the bag and glances inside to see a sandalwood bracelet with nothing else. Joyce didn't even care enough to wrap it nicely.He knows these bracelets are expensive, but the truly pricey one is the agarwood bracelet, not this one. This one is just a free gift. The fact that the sandalwood bracelet is here means Joyce purchased the agarwood bracelet yet chose to give him the free gift.If not for the photos Corey Swank sent him yesterday showing off the agarwood bracelet, Neal never would have expected his girlfriend of five years to give the real gift to someone else and give her boyfriend a free gift.
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By: Isabella LeeRomanceRose John, a supposed member of the esteemed John family, was widely recognized as an imposter. Expectations ran high for a showdown between the true and false daughters, but the initial round saw the genuine daughter, Molly John, suffer a surprising defeat.Confident in her lineage, Molly confronted Rose, declaring, "I am the real John daughter. Leave the family." Unperturbed, Rose casually discarded the property certificate, asserting her claim, "Sorry, the house is mine. Take your time."Undeterred, Molly retorted, "Your fiancé belongs to me. Step aside. I'm the true daughter." Rose nonchalantly replied, "I don't want that scum. You two are made for each other. I quit."Molly boasted of her wealthy family, but Rose swiftly retorted, "Your father was my father's driver. Who's truly rich and powerful?" Molly flaunted designer works, unaware that those very designers once considered Rose their mentor. While Molly schemed for the Best Actress title, Rose relied on her talent and charm.The public soon realized that whenever the true daughter attempted to deceive or outshine, she faced humiliating setbacks. Since the exposure of the imposter, Molly's reputation suffered, leaving her humiliated and her face metaphorically swollen.In the battle between the real and fake daughters, it became clear that authenticity triumphed over pretense. The saga of the John family continued, as the imposter's exposure forever altered the dynamics of their relationships.
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Urban RomanceChloe Quall trades her military uniform for an apron and dedicates herself to building Curtis Green's company.
In return, she hears him say, "Chloe, how could you ever compare to Sonya? She's a strong, independent female captain, while you're just a useless secretary, pouring coffee and passing memos."
Even his friends mock and dismiss her as nothing.
None of them know that she once led the special forces, where flying fighter jets on missions was as routine as breakfast for her. She's fluent in five languages and graduated as the top science student in Corvessia. Even elite hackers answered to her.
On the day she receives her parents' ashes at the military camp, Curtis is busy escorting his first love's mother to the hospital for a minor wound.
That's the final blow. Chloe signs the divorce papers and heads to the airport, cradling her parents' urn.
The whole of Corvessia is shaken. Generals and soldiers come in droves to salute her departure. And that's when Curtis finally realizes his ex-wife comes from a family of heroes, her home filled with medals of honor.
He was the one who was never worthy of her.
Later, jealousy consumes him as he watches Brian Steele—heir to Corvessia's most powerful family—stand at Chloe's side.
With his arms wrapped possessively around her waist, Brian murmurs in her ear, "You're mine, Chloe. If you ever dare to rekindle things with your ex, I'll make him disappear."
Chloe gives the powerful, ruthless man a bored look and responds with a dismissive roll of her eyes. That night, Brian backs her against the door and pleads desperately for her love.
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WerewolfBook One in the ‘Lost Luna Series’When the Luna Queen is brutally murdered in front of her baby daughter, her mate is shocked to find the betrayer was not only close to them but a ranked member to their Royal Pack. Having narrowly escaped to safety in the arms of her aunt, Princess Angel must keep her true identity a secret from everyone until the day she meets her mate. Will the past catch up to her before then?Jake is the ruthless Alpha to the Moonlight Pack; he has never wanted to find his mate believing it will make him weak. How will he react when he meets his mate only to find out that not only is she the Lost Luna Princess but that she's a blood relative to the Moon Goddess? Will he accept her and can he keep her safe?*** “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to startle you I’m a member of the pack I live with my aunt and uncle, I was just out for a run and found this place, your beautiful by the way..... I mean its beautiful, not that your not because you are and omg what am I still talking” "Well if he didn't think we were strange he sure does now. Good going love" Star just snickered to herself. He got out of the water and walked towards me. I couldn’t help my eyes roaming his body. He looked like he had been sculpted by the moon goddess herself. He moved a strand of hair off of my face again asking me my name. But as he touched my skin I could have sworn I felt hot sparks, but how I'm not yet eighteen. “Mate” Was all I heard him say before he shifted and ran off back in the direction of the pack.
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RomanceBella Thompson assumed a new identity and entered into a three-year marriage contract with Justin Salvador, hoping to win his heart with her unwavering devotion.To her dismay, Justin hastily presented her with the divorce papers as soon as their contractual period expired. Heartbroken, Bella signed them and returned home, resuming her identity as the heiress of the Thompson business empire.From then on, Bella no longer hid her remarkable talents. She was not only a billionaire heiress, but also a medical prodigy, a world-class hacker, and a fencing champion.Determined to get her revenge, Bella went all out to humiliate her ex-husband’s childhood sweetheart at an auction. She also became her ex-husband’s biggest business rival.Finally, Justin confronted her, saying, “Bella Thompson! Must you be so ruthless?”Bella sneered and retorted, “How I treat you now is only a fraction of the cruelty you subjected me to back then!”
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