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UrbanMy wife has her assistant throw a party at the company after the New Year holidays. During the party, Aaron Wembley gives every employee a monetary gift but blatantly ignores me.I'm about to ask him what's going on when he mocks me in public. "You've leeched off the company for years, Felix! How can you be shameless enough to ask for more?"I smile at him and take my work badge off. Then, I call my wife. "I heard the management of Gibson Corporation wants to fire me. Is that true?"
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Urban RomanceJulia Thalman sits across from Tessa Colbert, who eyes her with cold, ageless disdain."Here's 500 thousand dollars. You have one week to leave the country—and stay away from my son forever," Tessa ordered.Once, Julia might have cried, insisting she wasn't with Dylan Schneider for his money. But now, she simply nods."Sure."The answer throws Tessa off. A beat passes before she smirks."I'm glad you know your place," she says, each word dripping with superiority.Julia lowers her gaze, takes the check, and walks away.
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Urban Romance"This is the death-faking service you've ordered from us, Ms. Foxglove. The time of death is in half a month, on your wedding day. The chosen method of death is a jump into the ocean, and this service is for yourself. Please sign here once you've confirmed the details."Melody Foxglove nods and signs the document without hesitation.She's alone as she walks along the busy street. When she looks up, she sees the huge billboard outside a building playing the video of Joshua Gretchen proposing to her on repeat.
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Urban RomanceOn the day of Stanley Frey and Tessa Hill's wedding anniversary, Tessa's present arrives as a phone call from the police."Hello, is this Mrs. Frey? This is the Nasterdam Police Department. There's been a report that your husband, Stanley Frey, has held a young woman against her will. We need you to come down and assist with our investigation."Tessa's heart sinks, her fingers instantly turning cold.With a vague idea of what this is about, she grabs a scarf and heads out the door.In the brightly lit police station, Tessa instantly spots the young woman who is surrounded by people.With a pout and clear annoyance on her face, the young woman snaps, "What's wrong with you people? Why haven't you arrested him yet? He locked me up in that presidential suite for seven days straight! I couldn't even get out of bed because of him! If that's not false imprisonment, then what is?"
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By: Fiona JaramilloRomanceHendry Lowery and Kaylah Delgado had been married for three years, but Hendry never cared about Kaylah.Kaylah thought that even a stone should be warmed up after all the years. However, she was disappointed again. He wanted her life.Love was such a hurtful thing. Kaylah no longer wanted it.When Hendry met Kaylah again, she was the richest woman in the city. She was famous and gorgeous. Hendry never expected this to happen.A reporter asked Kaylah, "Ms. Delgado, you achieved such great success at a young age. Any secret of success to share with us?"Kaylah replied, "Never get close to a man. You will be unlucky then."The next day, the reporter continued to wait for Kaylah around her place. But they saw someone unexpected, Hendry. They were shocked since Hendry was famous for being ruthless and cold."Ms. Delgado, I want to cooperate with you. Wanna talk?""Cooperate in what?""Remarriage."
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By: RashmiUrban RomanceScarlett Taylor looked at the test report saying she had a last-stage cancer, and the news of her husband, Everett Robinson, and his ex-girlfriend Amelia Martin getting married soon, and her world crumbled.At that moment, she realized that her three years of marriage and love for Everett were nothing more than a joke.Clenching the test reports in her hand, Scarlett decided to give up on this loveless marriage and live the remaining days of her life for herself.At the gate of the divorce office, Everett sneered, "Scarlett Taylor, I am waiting for the day when you regret this!"Scarlett looked at him and smiled mockingly, "The only thing I will regret is marrying you!" and left.Two months later when Scarlett came back, Everett kneel in front of him, begging, "Scarlett, I regret it, Please forgive me and let's get back together."Scarlett looked at him and sneered, "Get lost! I don't know you!"
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RomanceSebastian Halston, the most powerful heir in the upper crust, is known for being a pain in the ass.
He has an obsession with cleanliness, but the thing is, it has reached extremely ridiculous standards.
He doesn't use anything that's already torn off its packaging. If someone has already touched something, he'll never touch it ever again.
Even his wife, Tracy Sullivan, whom he married in a marriage alliance, remains a virgin despite their two-year marriage.
It's not that Sebastian hasn't tried his best to overcome his germaphobia.
When Tracy sits on the side of his bed shyly while dressed in just a thin dress, he happens to be exiting the ensuite bathroom while toweling his hair dry. The sight of her makes him frown, leading him to give her two comments.
The first is, "You've dirtied my bed. I need to change the sheets later."
The second is, "I won't consummate our marriage with you. You're filthy."
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Urban RomanceThe day Noelle Jensen marries the man she loves, he goes bankrupt.Throughout their five-year marriage, she works 20 hours a day. Even their son helps collect bottles to scrape together enough to pay off their debts.On their son's birthday, the two of them stand outside a hotel in heavy mascot costumes in the sweltering heat. They hand out flyers, drenched in sweat.That's when a staff member walks by and sneers. "Hey, you two pathetic flyer pushers—looks like luck's on your side today. Mr. Yarrow's beloved is celebrating her son's birthday here, and the kid loves the mascots you're dressed as. Do a little dance, and he'll give you ten thousand dollars."Tempted by what feels like a fortune, they step into the grand, lavish banquet hall.But the moment Noelle looks up, she feels as if lightning strikes her on the spot. Sitting at the head of the table, impeccably dressed in a tailored suit, is none other than Hector Yarrow, her husband!
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Urban RomanceThe night before our divorce, Winston Jones and I go at it like we've lost our minds. We move from the bathroom to the living and then to the balcony; we leave traces of our love everywhere.When we're finished, Winston cries his heart out. "Can we not divorce, darling?"Our three-year-old son gets on his knees before me and holds my hand. "Don't leave, Mommy."I calmly pack my things. "I'm going to live the good life. Stop trying to drag me down, you two losers."…Five years later, Winston becomes Hesperia's richest man, and our son is a world-renowned genius.During a television interview, they sit together and look into the cameras. They say in unison, "We're rich now. Can you please come home?"The next thing they know, the host pushes me onto the stage. I'm skinny to an extreme and disheveled. I smile calmly when I look at Winston and our son. "Do you want to be my sponsor? I'm cheap."The livestream is abruptly cut off, and Winston looks at me icily while holding our son's hand. "You guys have got the wrong person. My wife would never sell herself like a hooker.""Not everyone is worthy of being my mother," my son says.Five years ago, they both had kidney failures. They have no idea that I secretly donated both of mine to them.
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Urban RomanceThe day the woman Haley truly loved returned to the country, he and I were on a speedboat, vacationing.To welcome her back, he threw me overboard.Despite being an excellent swimmer, I didn't survive.Haley, however, thought I was just hiding out of anger.Frantically, he messaged me: [Get back here, and I’ll let bygones be bygones!][Enough is enough, don’t push your luck!]Until my best friend handed him the death certificate: "Have you forgotten? Your wife was thrown overboard by you."
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By: SharbieUrban Romance"Apologize!”Ethan coughed repeatedly.“My wife is the one who deserves your apology, it’s her forgiveness that you need!”“I told you, you’re mine now, and I will not let anyone hurt you. I’ll get them to apologize on their knees”.---Jane Fitzergald, a 22-year-old medical student and the illegitimate daughter of the Harrison family, was forced to take her half-sister’s place as a substitute bride to the eldest son of the Harrington family, Ethan, a deformed cripple with less than 6 months to live.She dealt with mockery right from her wedding from everyone and was a victim of vicious plots due to her naivety which caused a strain on the relationship with her new husband whom she had already decided to be on good terms with. Unbeknownst to her and everyone else who looked down on her husband, he was not what he seemed. Ethan Harrington knew that she was not his bride but he didn’t mind as long as she stuck to his words, his known health status was a front to cover his escapades. He’s set to unmask some plots but what happens when he starts to fall for his naive wife who shows him the love and care he never got?Will their budding love be cut off or will they weather the storm together?
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Urban RomanceIn the high-stakes world of business billionaire magnate Damien has built his empire on power, wealth, and secrets. But when he encounters Serena, a bright and ambitious intern within his own company, his carefully constructed facade begins to crumble.Damien finds himself entangled in a love triangle between Serena and Olivia, his long-time Secretary and secret lover with her own cache of secrets. As he navigates his true feelings, Damien is forced to confront the depths of own desires.Tensions rise within the workplace and allegiances are tested, Damien struggles to break free from the grip of his past while forging a new path forward, but with Olivia still in the picture, it casts doubt on whether Damien's affections are genuine or merely a means to an end.Caught between loyalty and love, ambition and desire, Damien must confront the ultimate question: Does he possess the capacity for genuine love, or is he merely a master manipulator in a game of hearts?
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Urban RomanceIn a marriage filled with betrayal and unspoken truths, Anna's journey toward independence leads her down an unexpected path. As she confronts her past, the choices she makes will change everything—her heart, her family, and her future. But some ties are harder to break than others.
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Urban RomanceWhen she met her Mr. Right, she narrowed her eyes, "Sir, have we met before?"He smiled, "You guess?"
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Urban RomanceMy childhood sweetheart and brother both fall for the poor student who moves into my house. After watching her steal my love and kinship, I choose to disappear from their lives.However, after I leave, the two men who told me they wished I were dead are driven to the brink of madness as they search for me.
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Urban RomanceI've been married to CEO Jasper for two years, and for those two years, he's been cheating. Night after night, he brought home a new mistress, and still had the audacity to call me disgusting.Fine, if I disgust you, then let's get a divorce!I threw the signed divorce papers in his face. But instead of letting go, he clung to me like a stubborn piece of taffy.No matter where I went, he followed.I had enough. "Hi, boss, what exactly do you want from me?"His sincere reply: "Please, give me the chance to earn back your love."
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Urban RomanceTo obey his grandfather’s order, the playboy tycoon Seth Cohen had to marry the socialite and sole heiress Evonne Largent. They tied the knot and lived together under a loveless matrimony. She was obliged to marry the hottest CEO Seth Cohen to save their fallen business empire after her father fell into compulsive gambling, driving them to the verge of bankruptcy. Seth had no plan of getting entangled with his stunning and sexy wife, but every time he glanced at her, his body throbs, and he was drawn away. Evonne will do everything to stay away from him and pretend she’s not affected by the oozing sex appeal of her hot billionaire husband; however, her heart beats faster every time he is around. ****She saw the muscles move in his jaw, and she knew he was pissed.“Care to explain? Make sure it’s believable.”Seth’s voice carried a hot temper.There was a picture of her dancing on the tabletop, and Toby beside her was shirtless while Sally poured beer bottoms up straight to their mouths.“What’s there to explain?” “You’re married now,” He growled at her, throwing sharp glances.“Miss me with that bullshit.” She stood up and barely contained her anger.“There is a certain public image that needs to be maintained. You need to understand that.” He muttered sternly.“Oh please, I’m not going to stand here drinking the dirty water you give me as you indulge yourself in the purest of wines.”
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RomanceMarriage is never an easy thing and being forced out of your home with nowhere to go, hours after you find out you've been betrayed by your husband and best friend, Tessa Carl is completely torn apart.With no money, a home, or a family, what is she to do? Where is she to go? Everything is a huge mess and she's trying hard to fix it all while staying in a hotel where she meets the ever-goofy Jake Hensen and extremely hot Austin Kings. Who will claim the damsel and win her heart?
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By: ShyneRomance"Tell me you don't want this, Vivianne..." Noah's breath warmed against my skin, his finger dragging against my aching clit, and his eyes locked on me. "I'll stop if you tell me to..." My waist arch, a soft moan slipping off my lips as he pushed two fingers inside me, a smirk curling at his lips.
I should push him away... I should curse him, but I couldn't. My body betrayed me. I wanted him, I hated to admit it. How could my body want the same man who ruined my life?
"No... Noah..." My breath stuttered, nails digging into the bed as desire washed over me.
"Do... don't... touch... argh! Right ther...e... Fuck! Please don't stop..."
"Where, V... Tell me where you want me to touch." He fingers moved inside me, teasing my inside.
"Ri...right there... Fuck!" My hips jerked up, pussy throbbing with pleasure, walls tightening on his fingers... right before my orgasm tore through me...
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WerewolfI'm a werewolf, Christopher Lambert's marked mate. Legend has it that a marked mate is special to werewolves—they're willing to do anything to keep their mates safe, including sacrificing their lives.On a full moon night, I'm left on the brink of death after being attacked by a group of vampires. Meanwhile, Christopher stands by and watches as I die.His butler gets on his knees and pleads with him to save me, but he lifts an unconscious passerby into his arms as he turns to leave. All he says is, "She won't die as long as she's still marked."Right before I breathe my last breath, I want to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for having the pain taken away.However, I hear someone sneer above me. "Even if you want to sell your soul, you should do it with someone who can pay the price. What does the devil matter? How about you strike a deal with me?"
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Urban RomanceEveryone in the city knows how the notorious son of the Cooper family has spent millions to cut ties with every fling around him, only to pursue the beautiful obstetrician, Luciana Dean, for two whole years.While she's in surgery, he waits quietly outside the ward with 9,999 roses. Knowing she loves films, he invests in a screenplay, one inspired by her and written just for her.Even after discovering that she can never have children, he vows to cherish her for life, never to cheat, never to stray.Now, standing in her consultation room is her closest friend of ten years, Josephine Reed. She clutches a pregnancy report in her hand, her belly already showing.A thin line of blood traces across Luciana's palm, cut open by her own trembling nails.Her mother-in-law stands behind Josephine with a satisfied smile. "You're really lucky, aren't you? I've gathered ten women, but only you managed to conceive."
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By: XyueUrban RomanceIn my past life, I spent everything loving Ronald Wright, only to watch him chase after his first love and marry her in the end. I died alone and sick in a hospital, forgotten.After being reborn, I gave up. On our wedding anniversary, I asked for a divorce. I walked away from being a full-time housewife and became the youngest rising star in the design world.But something changed. The husband who once ignored me suddenly cared. He came home every day, afraid I might cheat on him. I sneered, “One day, you’ll be the one begging for a divorce.” He laughed, “Keep dreaming.”I waited for him to realize, just like in the past, that he still loved the other woman and would force me to leave, giving me millions in return.But this time, he pulled me into his arms and said, “What’s money after a divorce? I’m worth billions. It’s all yours. But you—you’re mine.”
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By: LilaWerewolfLorelai Voss died once.Betrayed by her fated mate.Used by her brothers.Sold to bear a cursed Alpha's heir.But death didn’t end her story.It rewrote it.She wakes up the day before her forced marriage—wolfless, but not powerless.She remembers every lie.Every hand that pushed her into the fire.“You don’t get to tell me who I belong to,” she says, staring down her Alpha brother.“I can save you,” she tells Alpha Keith, the strongest wolf on the continent.“Now you owe me.”This time, she’s not the pawn.This time, she plays the game—and she plays to win.With twisted loyalties, buried secrets, and a slow-burn romance that begins with distrust and ignites into obsession, Lorelai walks the line between justice and vengeance.Will she destroy the monsters who made her…or become something far more dangerous?One thing is certain:The girl they threw away is back—and she didn’t return to survive.She came to conquer.
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