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all" Strip."He commanded.Taking off her panties she did according to how she has been commended." You are sweet like a delicious dessert"He can feel her breast, and her vagina, he kisses her neck, and earlobes, too."Ahh.. shit I am gonna cum master."" Good!""Harder.. master.. harder.."
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all"I'm getting married on the tenth of next month. I want you to come and steal me away."The man looks up at the woman seated across from him, a trace of surprise flickering in his eyes at her words. He taps a slender finger on the table, the emotions in his tone indiscernible.
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all"Mom, Mr. Davies, my application to study abroad has been approved. I'm going to leave the country soon." Rosalie Selfridge's voice rang out softly in the silent living room.Her mother, Marion Jones, is delighted to hear that. "Approved already? When are you leaving?""In ten days."
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allFive years ago, Sharon Tatham had me thrown behind bars because she thought I'd caused her true love's death. She destroyed my family in the process.Five years later, I'm out of prison and ready to start over. Yet Sharon doesn't let me off the hook. Her eyes are red as she snarls, "How dare you marry another woman and start a family with her, Kaelan!""What's it to you? Don't forget that we've already gotten divorced."I've long since lost hope in Sharon; all I want now is to start a new life and career. However, she refuses to leave me alone.I can't take it anymore and jump into the ocean, wanting to leave her. She searches the world for me like a maniac.Later, she holds me tight and refuses to let go. She cries and pleads, "I'm pregnant with your child, Kaelan. Please don't leave me…"
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allIn the enchanting town of Lunar Wells, secrets whisper through ancient fortresses, and Jennifer is reluctantly drawn into "Reunion of Secrets," a captivating werewolf romance. As she navigates personal challenges and tensions at her half-sister Carla's wedding, a shocking revelation about Jacob, a key figure in the upcoming tribal union, unveils a web of deception and sinister intentions. Get ready for a gripping tale of forbidden desires, supernatural twists, and unexpected chaos that ensues when a daring plan to halt the wedding goes awry. Lunar Wells holds more secrets than meets the eye, and in this riveting werewolf fanfiction, love and loyalty are tested against the backdrop of a supernatural world. Brace yourselves for a journey where passion and peril collide, leaving you eagerly turning pages to uncover the next thrilling twist. Welcome to "Reunion of Secrets," where every chapter unravels a layer of mystery that keeps you on the edge of your seat.
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By: Swiftpen123all[A contract marriage service where you pay to have a wife for a duration]"I'll marry you" Xavier heard. He turned to see a beautiful woman with black running eyes. He looked at her and thought why she would be doing this to a stranger."I will marry you," Jessica said again."What?" Xavier said dropping the phone from his ears to look at this girl. How could she just think of getting married to him when she knew nothing about him?She was Dumped. He needed a bride. Jessica was to be married to her high school sweetheart and heartthrob Burke. However, she was dumped on her wedding day as Burke confesses to cheating on her with her best friend.On the other hand, Xavier is the only grandson of the famous billionaire grandmaster. His grandfather who had been raising him since his parents died while he was still at a tender age is now nearing death.The grandfather wants his grandson to be married before he transfers ownership of the company to him. Xavier had contracted a wife to get married to him. The strange girl who he had never seen before doesn't show up on the day of the wedding.Coincidentally, Jessica and Xavier happen to be together in the same courthouse at the same time. While Jessica overhears the conversation with Xavier over the phone, she goes to propose marriage to him and then gets married to him.She was usually careful and overthought everything. She decided to do something spontaneous for the first time and it landed her into a contract marriage. What happens when two people begin to spend time together?
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Werewolf"What's your name, princess?"Princess. It sent a shiver down my spine, and my entire body seemed to catch fire. "Angelique," I managed to respond in a hushed tone, uncertain if he caught my name amid the chaotic beating of my heart."Angelique," he purred, his voice a sensuous melody, "a perfect name for someone as enchantingly beautiful as you are."My name rolled off his tongue like velvet, each syllable caressing the air. Holy shit, was it hot in here, or was it just me?"Uh, thanks. What's yours?" I inquired, capturing my bottom lip between my teeth. His gaze fixated on the subtle movement, and he moistened his lips with a slow, deliberate flick of his tongue, sending heat straight to my core."Dante Greene. I'm surprised you haven't heard about me," he said, his eyes dancing with amusement, as if he could sense the effect he had on me.Could you imagine? I would literally die right now if he knew why I kept shifting in my seat. Gushes of heat were currently pooling in my underwear like a relentless waterfall, and the more he spoke and stared at me like a predator locked on its prey, the more intense it got...***17-year-old Angelique Baker is forced to move to a new town under mysterious circumstances. Starting a new school at the end of her senior year has already turned her world upside down, but just wait until she finds out she's mated to a werewolf and discovers the secrets her dad has been keeping from her since her mom's disappearance.
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By: Evelyn BennettWerewolf"Their fathers must be assholes!" Here is the consensus of the triplets, Mia, Elijah, and Levi. Otherwise, how could they abandon their mate after having sex, leaving only a note calling her a simple "she-wolf." Their mom Olivia Miller had them when she was 16. After a party, she had relations with the twin Alphas of the Blood Moon Pack. Unfortunately, they rejected her as their mate. So Olivia ran away and created the Miller Organization to help homeless rogues. Misfortune befell her once again, she was kidnapped by the hunters. But her children escaped, and they had to ask for their bastard fathers' help...
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allIt is finally the day my husband, Preston York, goes on stage to accept the award. He couldn't bear to have me—his unpresentable wife—join him on stage, so he has his pretty assistant, Melanie Schofield, stand in for me instead. He then embraces Melanie amidst the applause and shamelessly introduces her as his wife.I observe the spectacle with a detached gaze, and with one phone call, I launch my professional comeback.It is only when I turn and look at Preston, whose face is full of regret, that I can't help but feel that he's the one who is truly unpresentable.
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allI've loved Casey Newton for ten years.For her, I handed over my company with both hands and gave up a position at the national research institute.But in the end, she joined forces with her so-called first love—and destroyed everything I had.My family fell apart. My name was ruined. Even the child she carried… wasn't mine.I leaped from a rooftop on the day of their grand, fairytale wedding.And when I open my eyes, I find I've been reborn.There are still ten days left before Casey and I are to be married.
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allDuring their two years of marriage, not once did her husband set foot in their house. But after their divorce, he suddenly seemed to be around every corner. And guess what? He wasn't so bad after all. At least, he wasn't the arrogant playboy she thought he was. Would she open her heart once more? For Kennedy, his wife was an ugly, boring, bespectacled lady from the countryside that he was forced to marry. He was finally glad when she requested for a divorce. When he finds out the woman he was falling miserably for was his ex wife, what would he do?
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allMy sick mom lay on the hospital bed, waiting for treatment from her husband, who has gotten married to another woman, bringing her daughter with her.My dad promised to take care of the treatment, only if I can marry him, Kai Ace.Kai Ace was supposed to be married to my step sister Charlotte, but due to his dirty background, my family sold me instead to fund the company's business.I was at the mercy of my family, with no choice I had to marry him, so my mom won't die of cancer in the hospital.Little did I know, Kai Ace was a blessing in disguise.
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all'Sir, this card is rejected either!"Vanessa's eyes crossed with a trace of pity. Such a beautiful man was a penniless vagrant.But, luckily, he met her.Vanessa was worried about how to spend the 100,000 dollars, or her brother would nag her again. So she handed the card over directly, 'Use this."Aaron Anderson looked down and saw a fair arm stretched out from behind him. The girl was extremely good-looking, just looked cold.He raised an eyebrow, and for the first time in his life, he had the illusion of being a kept man.
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allIt's common knowledge that Nancy has a crush on her boss. She has been following Daniel for many years, thinking she's special to him, or else he wouldn't have kept her around for so long.Until one day, Daniel showed up with another girl in front of her. It was the first time she saw Daniel being considerate, even though it was towards someone else.Daniel's indulgence towards that girl exceeded her imagination. The repeated differential treatment left her disheartened.In the end, Nancy fell out of love, but Daniel went crazy.
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allArthur Capmbell's godsister, Jenny Cook, sends him a photo of a pregnancy test report on the day of our marriage registration. Without hesitation, Arthur leaves me behind. He brings Jenny home so he can take care of her during her pregnancy. Later, Jenny sends me an intimate photo of her and Arthur. The background is my shared bedroom with Arthur. Not long after, he sends me a message. "I drank too much at the celebration party that night, and Jenny has gotten pregnant. I need to take care of her at all times."
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WerewolfHe took her semi-wet hair and tucked it behind her so he could rub her soft neck. She felt his warm hand on her neck and she closed her eyes, leaning against him in satisfaction. She could feel the hard length of him which means he had been thinking of touching her for a long time. She smiled at the thought. His hand slid down her breast which was covered in a tiny fabric of a blue bathrobe. The two mounds on her chest responded with an electric reaction, which made them stand on guard. Zeidan does know how to dig out her feelings and play with them. "Mmh." She moaned and smiled which stirred a reaction from Zeidan. In a swoon, he carried her in his arms and placed her gently on the bed, not forgetting to strip himself of the black shirt he had on.__________Born as a werewolf in the royal family was everybody's dream, but for Lyne, it was like living in hell because she had no wolf or so she thought. After the death of her mother, she is left in the cruel world of being an outcast and a freak among her half-siblings. But fate had other plans for her through a mutual contract, she is forced to marry a handsome vampire named Zeidan and she believes her hell had just begun. She is wrong as she has to deal with Luana, a ruthless female vampire who's in love with Zeidan and as well prove her worth by helping him defeat the Werecats, their core enemies.
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allMy wife's true love dies on the day of our wedding. She thinks I killed him and has me arrested. Ultimately, I'm released due to a lack of evidence.
For the next few years of our marriage, she keeps screaming, "Why weren't you the one who died?"
She doesn't know that I really am dying, though.
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By: XyueallIn her past life, she suffered at the hands of a heartless man and a shameless woman, leaving her to die with a vengeful heart. However, the universe gives her a second chance at life, and she emerges with a burning desire for revenge, vowing to make that jerk and his mistress pay for their sins. He, the seemingly idle pleasure-seeker, hides a sinister power, pulling the strings behind the scenes. When he comes across her on his path to success, she claims to be able to help him ruin the Thomas family. He sees her as nothing, but a "burden". Little does he know that the woman, who is useless in his eyes, holds the power to turn his life upside down. ...The man's eyes darken as he challenges her, "Ariana, do you realize there's a line of women who would do anything to bear my child? If you marry me, I won't accept any responsibility.""Rest assured, when the child is born, I will raise it myself!"
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allThree years ago, she was a poor judge of character. She was willing to donate her kidney and become disfigured for an a**hole. However, not only did that man cheat on her, he had even nearly caused her to lose her life!Three years later, she regained her beauty. Upon her glorious return, she swore to make all a**holes pay for what they did.It was widely known that Stanley Batton, the wealthiest tycoon in Atlantis, was a cruel man feared by many. Although he had the facial features of a passionate man, he was known for his heart of ice.People constantly speculated on the kind of woman who would be able to open his heart.However, to everyone’s surprise, he kneeled on one knee under the spotlight, and in front of every known media company, to tie a butterfly knot on her shoe.“Stanley Batton, what do you really want?” She seemed panicked and flustered.He laughed at himself. “Xyla Quest, no one else but you can take my life away!”
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RomanceShe was deceived by people who were wolves in sheep's clothing and ended up dead on the operating table with both her eyes and uterus removed. However, God was kind enough to give her a second chance of life. She was gifted with ethereal beauty and a gaze that could kill. Every gesture and expression she made was as poisonous as opium poppy. Step by step, she laid out her scheme, swore to send people who murdered her down to hell and suffer in eternal doom. At the same time, she took great lengths to insinuate herself in the life of her ex-fiancé after breaking off the engagement in her past life for the douchebag. One day, she approached him with a seductive smile and said, "Mr. Gu, you might view me as wild and promiscuous, but in reality, I am a well-mannered lady. I am also loyal and faithful to my loved one. You will have to see past this facade in order to know the real me."
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allShe doesn't remember getting married. Why?Sophia went to Las Vegas only to drink her pain away. Little did she imagine, she would end up becoming someone's wife. But who’s the lucky guy?Who knows?Even she doesn't remember. She was fucking intoxicated!All she has is a marriage contract with an expiry date and a bank balance big enough to pop her eyes out.Contractual terms:1. Do not marry anyone else unless I permit you.2. Try not to whore around. Your mother-in-law wouldn't be happy.3. If I request a live-in relationship. You have to comply.4. Sex is optional.5. Contract Termination? Sorry Honey... In my family, couples don’t divorce.PS: I was kidding. Let's catch-up after three years to end this shit and get more money.If there are rules against having sex while drunk, there should be rules against getting married while drunk too.Because THIS isn't fair!
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By: Eve Above StoryWerewolfWhen Emily attended her half sister Chloe's engagement party, she had to listen to Chloe bragging about her fiancé, saying he was the most powerful Alpha in this region. However, when the groom arrived, he walked not to Chloe, but to Emily....“Hello, my fiancée. The party is about to start, why aren’t you dressed yet?”
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allFay is a psychologist and her patient is the most ruthless mafia king. He's in jail. And he's the father of Fay's ex ?!One day, he caged Fay against bars and unbuttoned her shirtFay tried to push him away but she was wet. Him："You know, doc. I wanted to do this the first day we met."
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allFor 12 years, Eloise has put on a tomboy disguise just to stay by Jeremy's side.When he skips school, she's right there with him.When he drinks, she follows suit.When he complains that her long hair draws too much attention, she cuts off the locks she's spent years caring for without hesitation.One day, frustrated by his family's pressure to get married, Jeremy goes to her and suggests, "I'd rather marry you than any other woman. Are you gonna marry me or not?"She nods without a second thought.Everyone around them says Eloise is the perfect "bro"—and she plays the role to perfection.By day, she's his loyal best friend.By night, she gives him everything he wants, their nights a blur of whispered intimacy and empty condom boxes.However, everything changes when a clumsy new secretary joins Jeremy's company. Scarlett Slater is a woman who can't seem to do anything right and repeatedly messes up Jeremy's plans.
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