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Urban RomanceAfter Elise Cullen regains her memory, the first thing she does is call her butler, Duncan Jamison."Duncan, arrange for someone to pick me up and take me home immediately!"Hearing her familiar voice, Duncan bursts into tears. "Ms. Cullen, where have you been all this time? You have no idea—Mr. John and Mr. Cyrus have been searching for you like crazy these past few years!"Elise frowns, pushing down her worries. "It's a long story, and things are complicated. I'll explain everything once I'm back."After hanging up, she lets out a deep sigh.She was once the richest heiress, but a few years ago, her private plane crashed in the mountains. She was rescued by someone and has been missing ever since.
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RomanceAshley was always into hot boys in her hometown.But this nerd guy made her heart beats fast, and made her blush like an innocent girl.His glaring just made her panties wet.“Y-you like me?” Uno’s golden gaze locked with my green one. It was like he was scanning me. my gaze travelled to his kissable lips.“Isn’t it obvious?” I smiled playfully.“But—“I looked back at his eyes “I know you want me too Uno. That—“ I pointed to his boner, “proves it. You got it when I sat on your lap. I want you to touch me, feel me, kiss me Uno, and I’m sure as hell that you want it.” Before I could stop myself, my hand went to his trousers and squeezed him over his sweatpants. His thickness shocked me.“Oh fuck!” he groaned as my hand squeezed him. I wanted his manhood in me as soon as possible or I’d go crazy.Uno looked at me, lips parted. His gaze roamed all over my body. My face, my neck, breasts, legs, everywhere. I could see the inner beast in him wanting to break open the fucking cage and pounced out to ravish me. I could see the battle he was fighting in his eyes.I leaned forward and whispered into his ear softly. “Let it go, Uno.”Suddenly out of nowhere, it’s like something snapped in him and Uno pushed me down on the couch and crashed my lips to his.
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WerewolfMy father was a rogue, but by the moon goddess's blessing, he formed a mate bond with the sister of the Alpha of The Blackwood Pack.
They were deeply in love and had eight sons together, yet I, their only daughter, was the most cherished in the entire family.
When I fell ill as a child, my mother prayed for my recovery for three days and nights before the moon goddess's temple.
Once, when my older brothers took me out to play, I accidentally cut my face. My mother was so furious she had them strung up and whipped for three days straight.
My father taught me all his skills, holding nothing back.
Everyone in the family doted on me, treating me like a precious jewel.
Before I even came of age, the Alpha had me betrothed to his most favored adopted son.
I always told myself that one day, I would repay them for everything they had given me.
And so, three days before the wedding—
I personally slaughtered every last one of the several thousand family members.
I severed my father and mother's heads, skinned them, and made a coat from their pelts.
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RomanceMy husband's mistress comes causing trouble for me once again.
"I really, really like Hector a lot! Can't you just let me have him?"
Hector Gale sits next to me silently. But soon, he texts me on the phone.
"Just agree to her suggestion. You should play pretend with her in order to appease her."
I follow Hector's instructions and agree to the mistress' suggestion. After that, I pack up my things quietly and move out of the home we live in.
Before I leave, I even hear Hector's friend teasing him.
"Wow, your wife sure is obedient! Doesn't that mean you can just order her to get an abortion?"
Hector raises an eyebrow in return. He's still wearing a mask of relaxation and ease.
"Why don't we place a bet?"
"I bet that she'll throw a tantrum and cry at the top of her lungs outside the hospital next week, but she'll still go through with the abortion in the end."
I don't say anything at all. Instead, I tap on a text that someone else has sent to me.
"Will you marry me?"
"Okay."
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Urban RomanceCressida Ashworth gives up everything for love, even her life, yet her husband, Luther Strudwick, repays her devotion with one word.
"Disgusting."
When she opens her eyes again, she's given three more months to live.
A mysterious voice says, "Should Luther speak the words 'I love you,' you shall live again."
But this time, Cressida would sooner lose that chance than stoop to begging. She returns under a stack of aliases, stripping the saintly mask off Natasha Ashworth and making every last snob eat their words.
And Luther, the one who once mocked her, falls into desperation when he finally sees her brilliance. He begs for her forgiveness, but she no longer cares.
"Cressida, I—"
"Too late."
She cuts him off with a smile and steps right into Tristan Leigh's arms.
The aloof doctor who has always stood guard behind her is revealed to be the heir to a vast corporate empire. He's had his sights on her for a long time.
"Cressida, I'll help you claim whatever you want. Now tell me, when are we getting married?"
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Urban RomanceMadison Quinn takes a cheating pair at their word, leaving the man who truly loves her completely shattered. She never realizes who actually treats her right until the day she dies.
Time rewinds, and Madison finds herself back on the day she threatened suicide to make Sam Goodwin accept her marrying another man.
To stop her from hurting herself, Sam swallows his pain and says, "Fine. I'll let you marry him."
Madison clings to his leg and turns on the charm. "No. You can't say yes. I'm not marrying anyone but you!"
From that day on, Madison goes nuclear on the jerks and spoils Sam until he ends up in her bed every night.
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RomanceAs Luna, she was rejected by her partner. The sad and lost Maggie accidentally fell off a cliff and came to live in another ethnic group. She made up her mind that she would become her own queen.By chance, she saw the powerful man again, the man who rejected her. Her strong return made him panic, and unexpectedly found that this man loved her very much, but could not be by her side for some reason, she stepped forward. One step clenched his hand, no matter how powerful their enemy was, she would accompany him to fight.Meeting Quennel for the first time: "You stay away from me, I won't like you."Second meeting with Quennel: "You can only be mine."
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RomanceForced by her parents to get married, she randomly pulled a blind date for a flash marriage. After obtaining the certificate, she found she had mistaken the wrong person.Omg! Why would he agree to marry her? Is it too late to regret it?"Do you think it's possible for us to go back to change another certificate?" She asked cautiously.He raised his eyebrows "Do you want to become a divorced young woman right after receiving the certificate?""Yes...""One year, Jane, let's give each other one year. If you still can't accept me by then, we'll get a divorce!" Said the man earnestly.However, in less than a year, she found out that he marry her out of ulterior motives.....
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Urban Romance"It was just one night stand, and now I'm pregnant with triplets? Gosh!"Josephine Jade never thought that she would have to run away from her own family while pregnant. She was alone, without money, without connections, with three fetuses in her stomach. How can she survive?However, Josephine couldn't give up now, until she managed to reclaim her arbitrarily seized property and get back at everyone who tried to get rid of her.A sick child, a past crush that comes back, a mysterious eccentric man, and a family that hates her, will weave together the journey of Josephine Jade's new life."You have no right to separate me from my children, you bastard! I will survive and you will submit to me. Just watch!"
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UrbanStacy Greene's family and mine had always been on good terms. As such, our families had betrothed us to each other since we were children. Yet as my fiancée, she falls in love with a guy infamous in university for being a scumbag.
To protect her and keep her from getting tricked, I pull strings and use my connections to have her transferred elsewhere. But right before graduation, a truck comes hurtling my way!
Stacy looks down at me contemptuously. "What right did all of you have to decide who I would marry when I was only a child? If not for you, I would've found my true love ages ago!"
When I open my eyes again, I've gone back in time to my university days. That rascally scumbag asks me, "Are you Stacy Greene's fiancé?"
I shake my head. "Nope. Not me."
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Romance“Miss Alice Brown, I am the butler here for your service. Our sir wants to buy the baby in your belly.” Butler replied."What?!" Does that mean the abortion didn't take place? Did they kidnap her from the operating table? Just to buy the baby? But why her?"You..." Alice was about to ask a question, but the man in front of her said calmly, as if he had expected her question, "Miss, you are pregnant with our husband's child, and he needs a child, that's all I can tell you."***Alice was forced to sign a surrogacy contract and eight months later gave birth to two healthy children. Fortunately, the man was unaware of her daughter's existence.It wasn't until five years later that fate brought them together again...
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Urban RomanceOn the day I'm supposed to register my marriage, I wait outside city hall from 8:00 am until the staff get off work. Everyone stares at me oddly as I leave.
Just then, Darren Preston texts me and tells me we'll do it another day—an emergency arose at his company.
I return to our empty home and check my phone. That's when I see Darren's childhood sweetheart's Instagram post.
"Thank you for the birthday present, Darren!" The photo shows an island and a man's toned muscles in the corner of the image.
The comments are from people expressing their envy. They wish they have someone like Darren in their lives.
I like the post and share it with a friend. "Do you remember the blind date you mentioned? Set me up."
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Urban RomanceArchitect Cora Spade marries Axel Jaeger for love, a man who claims to be drowning in debt. He tells her his startup has failed, so she leaves for Auchendale on a long-term assignment. For three years, amid the war and plagues, she works tirelessly and pays off his debt totaling in the millions with blueprint after blueprint.But on the night Cora returns, she uncovers the truth—the so-called "debt" is nothing but a lie and a test of her loyalty. Back in Chremford, Axel has a new lover in his arms, and even their five-year-old son sees the other woman as his mother.Worse still, their marriage certificate turns out to be forged.Without hesitation, Cora dials a number she's buried for decades. And when they meet again, she's transformed into the heir of an elite, powerful family everyone clamors to please.Now plunged into crisis, Axel kneels among fragments of his shattered dignity and begs for her forgiveness.All Cora does is respond with a gentle smile. "Pulling the plug on your funding was just the appetizer, Mr. Jaeger. Enjoy the real feast ahead."
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By: Author RinnaUrban RomanceI needed to be inside of her again so desperately that the moment she moved enough that her legs parted, I couldn't help myself. She was already wet again, and my cock slipped inside of her with shocking ease. Her right heat gripped me so exquisitely I thought I would burst.In the room's silence, I could hear her breathing pick up, but when I looked down, she still appeared asleep. Yet she now clenched her eyes shut and her lips parted in a silent moan.I let more of my weight settle on her as I pushed deeper inside of her slick pussy. Her body welcomed me eagerly, and I exhaled sharply at the satisfaction of filling her. Fucking Rhea was the best experience of my life. I wanted to have her as much as I could. Something told me she enjoyed me as well. The way in her and how she moaned when she came on my cock seemed genuine."Aleksander," she whispered my name, and I shoved into her harder at the sound of her breathy voice. "Ah!" She gasped and her arms flew up to wrap around my ribs.
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Urban RomanceNaive, innocent, and a happy-go-lucky girl, that's how Arrow Sanchez lives despite losing her memories from her past. All she knew about it was what her parents told her, they were involved in a car accident, and she suffered the most causing her to forget everything. She knew for sure that something was wrong, but she didn't bother digging more clues for it.New university? It excites her. She will encounter many people, and that means more interaction. Aside from staying happy and having a peaceful life, she always dreamed to be everyone's friend, but that dream shattered into pieces after finally realizing what kind of university she's in. And worst? She encountered a man who everyone fears, Froze Knights, the owner of Knights IV University.Everybody described him as a cruel, ruthless, cold, and terrifying man, but that's not the case for her. If everyone believed that he's really horrible, why is he acting so sweet over her? Why is he so persistent to own her completely?
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Urban RomanceKathleen Silva is beautiful but fake. Shawn Vance can't stand the way sweet talk rolls off her tongue like it means nothing.One day, Kathleen stops flirting with him. That's when Shawn corners her and pulls her into his arms."Kathleen, flirt with me. I'll give you my life as long as you do it."…Shawn has always been the picture of discipline and control… until Kathleen.With her, he completely unravels.
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WerewolfWhen Rachel found out that she is mated to her old enemy, she was asked to forgive him for the benefit of the old pack.She needs to think if the whole pack is Worthy of her forgiveness to her mate."I think I can give you a chance". I said quietly, and he sighed in relief, he took my hands off his face and kissed my palm before placing it on his chest." Are you sure?". He asked hopefully.
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By: LAD'swifeyYA/TEEN247 miles kept us safe.
Then my dating app updated.
Three meters.
I looked up. Only one man was that close.
My professor.
The one I'd been complaining about... to HIM.
"Did you really think I didn't know it was you, Emma?"
Now his office door is locked. His rules are clear. And walking away isn't an option anymore.
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Urban RomanceLooking at the divorce papers my lips curled up into a mocking smile. ‘How big fool I am? How can I think that he will give a chance to this marriage? How can I forget that I was nothing more a tool in his eyes to vent his anger until his beloved Tara is back. Since, she was back, how can he let me stay there?’“After you will sign these papers, you will receive 100 million dollars as alimony.” the lawyer added.Because of his words, I came back to my senses took the pen from him, and signed the name.I have also gotten exhausted from this marriage both physically and mentally. Even though I had wanted my child to be born into a complete family, I didn’t want my child to have a stepmother and live miserably like me for the rest of his life.After taking the papers from my hand, the lawyer gave me the bank card, turned around, and was about to leave when he paused at the door. He then turned around and added, “Mr. Carter said that he hoped that you won’t pester him, or you have to bear the consequences.”The lawyer's words were like a knife stabbing in my heart, but I still nodded. Anyway, I also don’t plan to have anything to do with him anymore. I just want to live a good life with my children.After the lawyer left, the ward fell into silence. I placed my hand on my belly and said to my children, “Baby, I am sorry, Mommy can’t give you a complete family! But I promise you, I will do my best to give the love of both mother and father.”‘As for giving one of my child, I will never do that. They are my babies and my alone. I and I will give birth to all of them and raise them no matter what…’Four Years Later...Anya came back to the country with her three kids, to inherit the company left by his grandfather...
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RomanceIn their 6-year marriage, Nora never succeeded in making Austin fall in love with her. Upon learning of her stage-IV cancer, she only begged for ten months. "After ten months, I will divorce you. Please, don't hate me." "What game are you playing?" "I'm tired and want to be free." Childhood sweethearts grew old as time passed. Nora loved Austin for 13 years, while Austin gave all his love to someone else. Austin decided to divorce Nora, who was suffering great pain from illness. "Austin, can you wait a little longer?" "Nora, don't love me anymore." In Austin's world, Nora was a restraint, but losing her felt like losing his heart. When all memories surfaced, Austin woke up and realized that the person he loved was always Nora. Nora died during surgery on the operating table, leaving behind their child. "I'm tired; I can't love you anymore. In the next life, let's not meet again. We forgive each other. From now on, we owe each other nothing!" Austin regretted not realizing it sooner and closed off his heart, living each day as if it were the last until one day. "Sir, I am Hannah, not Nora."
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Urban RomanceI am William Carter's secretary.For him, I've been stabbed, imprisoned, and used as an outlet for his urges when he was drugged with an aphrodisiac. When his nemesis kidnaps his lover, I offer to trade places with her.Everyone thinks I'm madly in love with William, and he's promised to marry me to repay my favor.I return home after enduring seven days and nights of torture, with countless scars and wounds on my body, only for William to toss a letter of termination at me. He explains nonchalantly, "Sophie and I are getting married. You can get the hell out of my sight."I realize he's played me for a fool once again.I don't throw a fit or burst into tears, only behaving like a robot who obeys every order.It isn't until much later that William sees me tearfully place a kiss on a tombstone, on which is a picture of a man who strongly resembles him. "Ty, I've carried out my promise to you. I protected William and took good care of him. I'll go look for you now, okay?"At that moment, the irreverent and arrogant scion of the Carter family suddenly breaks down. "Giselle, am I just my brother's replacement to you?"
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Urban RomanceEveryone makes tiny mistakes in their life but that doesn’t mean they are bad. Sometimes good people make bad choices. It’s doesn’t mean they are bad it means they are human. So, here is the story of a teenager, Mia Hills 17 year old, introvert and her story will let us know what is right and what is not?! Through her life experiences, she gives life lessons.
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